Clinton Named Top UN Envoy For Tsunami Relief

AP | February 1, 2005 | AP

[technomage]

UNITED NATIONS (AP)

President Bill Clinton has been selected as the top U.N. envoy for tsunami relief.

[luvie]

What! Are the Clintoons needing money? No better place to go than the UN for under-the-table funds!

[Jimmyclyde]

The first step for him to assume control of the whole ball of corruption.

You heard it here first. In the next 5 years he will be running the UN.

[Howlin]

I know I am not well versed in the relief process, but what IS there left to do, other than photo ops?


I mean, it's been almost a month now.

[luvie]

He gets to stay in 5 star hotels and eat well...on our nickel.

He and Bev (BBV) Harris! What a pair...!

[Howlin]

He can't run anything without the approval of George W. Bush. It ain't gonna happen.

[Howlin]

It's not our money this time; except for the Secret Service expense.

[Williams]

What more do you need to know about the UN? They had a choice between this phoney and daddy Bush, who presided over the disintegration of the Soviet empire. The UN is just trying to help Hilary take over in 4 years.

[LADY J]

What is there on Slick's resume that qualifies him to do something like this?

[Bahbah]

It's where the money and attention are right now.

[Fiddlstix]

Keeps him out of trouble.....oh wait, maybe not.....

Maybe not is right.
Look out for your daughters folks.

[luvie]

Well, he's been on the government dole his entire adult life--he knows how to get it for others?

[My2Cents]

I bet Bill wants to set up his office in Bangkok.

[Jimmyclyde]

2008

Madam President Clinton appoints former President Clinton to the UN

[Ignatius J Reilly]

"What is there on Slick's resume that qualifies him to do something like this?"

Think what you will of him but he does have enough 'on his resume' to run a bureaucracy. Like being Governor and POTUS

[LADY J]

"Well, he's been on the government dole his entire adult life--he knows how to get it for others?"

Well - for sure - he knows how to get it for himself and the wide-load.

Theye leave a trail of associates that have to pay dearly from their own pockets for the privelege of serving these two - if they don't wind up dead first!

[SMARTY]

Clinton???!!! Letting the fox in the hen house, more like. He will be stuffing his pockets with relief money and chasing down 9 year old 'sex workers' before he leaves the place.

[Califelephant]

Clinton to Tsunami victims: "Better put some ice on that."

[sheik yerbouty]

He'll have his orifices in the Peyroni Building..

[MEG33]

From the archives
http://diplomadic.blogspot.com/

"This Embassy has been running 24/7 since the December 26 earthquake and tsunami. Along with my colleagues, I've spent the past several days dealing non-stop with various aspects of the relief effort in this tsunami-affected country. That work, unfortunately, has brought ever-increasing contact with the growing UN presence in this capital; in fact, we've found that to avoid running into the UN, we must go out to where the quake and tsunami actually hit. As we come up on two weeks since the disaster struck, the UN is still not to be seen where it counts -- except when holding well-staged press events. Ah, yes, but the luxury hotels are full of UN assessment teams and visiting big shots from New York, Geneva, and Vienna. The city sees a steady procession of UN Mercedes sedans and top-of-the-line SUV's -- a fully decked out Toyota Landcruiser is the UN vehicle of choice; it doesn't seem that concerns about "global warming" and preserving your tax dollars run too deep among the UNocrats."


We help fund the UNocrats.

[Howlin]

Oh, I remember that one!