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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas; US: South Carolina; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: laugh; pictures; redneck; sc
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To: Conspiracy Guy

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!


181 posted on 01/24/2005 9:43:25 AM PST by Pippin (Have you seen my wand?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Saw ya out playin' horseshoes last weekend....


182 posted on 01/24/2005 9:43:55 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: Hi Heels

WTF?


183 posted on 01/24/2005 9:43:59 AM PST by Centurion2000 (Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
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To: Pippin; MeekOneGOP

Meekie?


184 posted on 01/24/2005 9:44:51 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: Hi Heels

Hate to see the size of the horses that wear those shoes!


185 posted on 01/24/2005 9:45:07 AM PST by Pippin (Have you seen my wand?)
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To: Hi Heels
HAHA!

I know a kid who tried that with a nursing calf one time, but he was facing the other way.

No, I'm not going to tell you who the kid was, but he's sure not ever going to do that again!

186 posted on 01/24/2005 9:45:19 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican

"1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree."

LOLL My hubby "goes" outside all the time (we live way out in the boonies) and our little 4 pound male yorkie goes out with him. When Hubby is through, Waya goes over and pees over his spot. Bigger dog. LOL


187 posted on 01/24/2005 9:45:33 AM PST by gopheraj
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To: Hi Heels

What I call MeekOneGOP on FR's Finest.


188 posted on 01/24/2005 9:46:08 AM PST by Pippin (Have you seen my wand?)
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To: pickemuphere

Try www.snopes.com website that debunks urban legends. I think I remember seeing it there.


189 posted on 01/24/2005 9:46:26 AM PST by sportutegrl
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To: Alia

What a hoot! I copied them to send off to folks. I love those jokes. Am I not PC enough?


190 posted on 01/24/2005 9:47:35 AM PST by Marysecretary (Thank you, Lord, for FOUR MORE YEARS!!!)
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To: TexasCowboy
Is this him?


191 posted on 01/24/2005 9:47:47 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: TexasCowboy

ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the pics!


192 posted on 01/24/2005 9:47:48 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
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To: Hi Heels

Where did you get the family picture of mine?


193 posted on 01/24/2005 9:49:19 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: Pippin
"Hate to see the size of the horses that wear those shoes!"

Those fit our little Texas ponies, 'bout twenty four hands tall.

194 posted on 01/24/2005 9:49:32 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: NEPA; Little Bill
Doesn't everybody crack lobster with channelloks?

Those little wimpy fake-silver lobster-crackers don't work worth a #$^^%.

195 posted on 01/24/2005 9:50:38 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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To: Pippin
Mornin'!

What chu doin' on a Redneck thread? :^O

Are you a Redneckette?


196 posted on 01/24/2005 9:54:06 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: cedarswingman
Occam's Razor.

"Rednecks" are so called because leaning over chopping cotton in the hot sun permanently sunburned their necks.

I majored in history and specialized in American and British military history, have never heard the story you relate. Can you give me a hint as to who was fighting and when?

You may be thinking of the 1745 Jacobite Rebellion and the "redlegs" - the Highland Scots so called because they wore the kilt (actually in those days the belted plaid - the kilt was invented by a tailor in Lochaber in the 19th century).

Many Highlanders emigrated to the South at that time and later on during the Clearances. But the relation between their new abode and the term "redneck" is purely coincidental.

197 posted on 01/24/2005 9:54:23 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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To: NEPA

It ain't jest Mississippi! Our county is about the poorest one in New York and you see these around all the time, even close to our college town.


198 posted on 01/24/2005 9:54:52 AM PST by Marysecretary (Thank you, Lord, for FOUR MORE YEARS!!!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Plum beautiful


199 posted on 01/24/2005 9:56:03 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: Hi Heels

It was pretty up there.


200 posted on 01/24/2005 9:56:56 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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