Posted on 01/19/2005 10:45:45 AM PST by presidio9
And then you read the appalling little story about how BushCo is now "taking steps" to further the investigation into why their original intelligence on Iraq was so painfully, treasonously, colon-clenchingly wrong, why they thought Saddam had giant Costco-sized warehouses stacked to the rafters with snarling nukes and nasty biotoxins and active warheads when, in fact, he had nothing but a couple Dumpsters full of rusty 20-year-old shell casings and a bucket of stale glue. And don't forget the part about how Congress allotted hundreds of millions of dollars for the futile WMD search, with no public accounting of the money, and the entire budget and the expenditures are to remain classified, by order of the Defense Intelligence Agency. Ha ha. Sigh.
This is about the time your head spins all the way around and you shudder in disbelief and you stifle a giggle and hold your sides and restrain yourself from gagging, think happy thoughts about sex and love and trees because otherwise you just smash your head with a brick and throw puppies into paper shredders to numb the pain and quiet the screams.
Because if you've been paying any attention at all, this is when you remember that it was at Bush/Cheney's own order that the CIA intelligence reports be intentionally skewed and rewritten, that they doctor their reports to say what BushCo wanted them to say to justify their vicious and unwinnable little war that is quickly shaping up to be one of the most economically debilitating, socially humiliating, deadly quagmires since Vietnam.
And this is when you remember, furthermore, how BushCo forced poor emasculated Colin Powell to stand up in front of the UN Security Council and shake little vials of anthrax and hold up completely bogus proofs, including satellite images of
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
The only thing Mark Morford likes about Colin Powell is his first name.
Does this guy care anything about the truth? There was never any such document.
Daydreaming while writing, Mark?
This is about the only correct item in the article, as that was precisely what was happening to me as I reached this point in the reading of this drivel. I have to wonder if he really does like to put puppies into paper shredders to "numb the pain and quiet the screams"... Sounds like a real stable personality there.
Ho-hum, more Morford funnies
Wow, this reads like a twisted sexual fantasy. Get some help Mark, before you hurt yourself!
How many Morfords does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they are too busy running around screaming like girls that it's Bush's fault that it burned out in the first place, and then deciding what sick things that they could due with said burned out bulb.
Amazing, isn't it? Even after multiple investigations...one which essentially called Joe Wilson the liar, the Left still can't tell the truth. These people really do live in an alternate reality.
Further proof (although none is needed) that the left suffers from a collective mental disorder. Unfortunately, incurable.
Answer: None. A lightbulb cannot be changed. It wants a socket...not another bulb.
Colon Clenching???!!! ewww !! Does that mean what I think it does?
The Gayrhonicle's Fudge Packer for Kerry, Morford is so predictable. It must be his AIDS dementia and the failure of his latest AIDS drug.
"painfully, treasonously, colon-clenchingly wrong,"
I got to this strange 'verbage', and surmised this must be just Marky's cultural milieu.
I guess its difficult for rationality to prevail in that sort of environment.
I love it when Miss Morford gets her panties in a knot, she probably looks pretty in pink, in a perverse sort of way. I often think when I read these threads that: A) She wouldn't have a readership if FReepers didn't tune in to get their blood pressure up, or: B) She writes these articles so that she can read them on FR while committing unspeakable acts.
The radical gay activist maggots who have infested and infected the MSM are so transparent with their hatred of GW.
Morford is one of the worse. It not she, is truly a sick POS!.
That depends on how deeply embedded it is.
One would think a decent newspaper would pay for his treatments rather than display his disturbed rantings all over their pages while trying to sell them for profit to his perverted followers, thereby further embarrassing his poor mother to tears!
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