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Morford: Ho Hum, More War And Death
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, January 19, 2005 | Mark Morford

Posted on 01/19/2005 10:45:45 AM PST by presidio9

And then you read the appalling little story about how BushCo is now "taking steps" to further the investigation into why their original intelligence on Iraq was so painfully, treasonously, colon-clenchingly wrong, why they thought Saddam had giant Costco-sized warehouses stacked to the rafters with snarling nukes and nasty biotoxins and active warheads when, in fact, he had nothing but a couple Dumpsters full of rusty 20-year-old shell casings and a bucket of stale glue. And don't forget the part about how Congress allotted hundreds of millions of dollars for the futile WMD search, with no public accounting of the money, and the entire budget and the expenditures are to remain classified, by order of the Defense Intelligence Agency. Ha ha. Sigh.

This is about the time your head spins all the way around and you shudder in disbelief and you stifle a giggle and hold your sides and restrain yourself from gagging, think happy thoughts about sex and love and trees because otherwise you just smash your head with a brick and throw puppies into paper shredders to numb the pain and quiet the screams.

Because if you've been paying any attention at all, this is when you remember that it was at Bush/Cheney's own order that the CIA intelligence reports be intentionally skewed and rewritten, that they doctor their reports to say what BushCo wanted them to say to justify their vicious and unwinnable little war that is quickly shaping up to be one of the most economically debilitating, socially humiliating, deadly quagmires since Vietnam.

And this is when you remember, furthermore, how BushCo forced poor emasculated Colin Powell to stand up in front of the UN Security Council and shake little vials of anthrax and hold up completely bogus proofs, including satellite images of

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: colonclencher; hornblower; mandatorybarfalert; mba; morford; polesitter; sausagesmoker
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1 posted on 01/19/2005 10:45:47 AM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9
forced poor emasculated Colin Powell

The only thing Mark Morford likes about Colin Powell is his first name.

2 posted on 01/19/2005 10:46:36 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: presidio9
Bush/Cheney's own order that the CIA intelligence reports be intentionally skewed and rewritten, that they doctor their reports to say what BushCo wanted them to say to justify their vicious and unwinnable little war

Does this guy care anything about the truth? There was never any such document.

3 posted on 01/19/2005 10:55:56 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: presidio9
colon-clenchingly wrong

Daydreaming while writing, Mark?

4 posted on 01/19/2005 10:56:22 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: presidio9
This is about the time your head spins all the way around and you shudder in disbelief

This is about the only correct item in the article, as that was precisely what was happening to me as I reached this point in the reading of this drivel. I have to wonder if he really does like to put puppies into paper shredders to "numb the pain and quiet the screams"... Sounds like a real stable personality there.

5 posted on 01/19/2005 10:57:47 AM PST by dfwright
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To: presidio9

Ho-hum, more Morford funnies


6 posted on 01/19/2005 10:58:26 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: presidio9

Wow, this reads like a twisted sexual fantasy. Get some help Mark, before you hurt yourself!


7 posted on 01/19/2005 11:02:35 AM PST by Danae (Dims, making the world brighter by comparison)
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To: presidio9
This mincing polesmoker ought to just kill him/her/itself, and do the planet a service.


8 posted on 01/19/2005 11:03:18 AM PST by Viking2002 (Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
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To: presidio9

How many Morfords does it take to change a lightbulb?


9 posted on 01/19/2005 11:05:05 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim
How many Morfords does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they are too busy running around screaming like girls that it's Bush's fault that it burned out in the first place, and then deciding what sick things that they could due with said burned out bulb.

10 posted on 01/19/2005 11:09:23 AM PST by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: An Old Marine

Amazing, isn't it? Even after multiple investigations...one which essentially called Joe Wilson the liar, the Left still can't tell the truth. These people really do live in an alternate reality.


11 posted on 01/19/2005 11:09:26 AM PST by cwb
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Further proof (although none is needed) that the left suffers from a collective mental disorder. Unfortunately, incurable.


12 posted on 01/19/2005 11:10:27 AM PST by Russ
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To: Tijeras_Slim
How many Morfords does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: None. A lightbulb cannot be changed. It wants a socket...not another bulb.

13 posted on 01/19/2005 11:12:08 AM PST by Sender (Team Infidel USA)
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To: presidio9
colon-clenchingly...restrain yourself from gagging...think happy thoughts about sex...numb the pain and quiet the screams...emasculated...scream in giddy delight...giddy as schoolgirls...limp>

Colon Clenching???!!! ewww !! Does that mean what I think it does?

An Amercian Expat in Southeast Asia

14 posted on 01/19/2005 11:17:48 AM PST by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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To: presidio9

The Gayrhonicle's Fudge Packer for Kerry, Morford is so predictable. It must be his AIDS dementia and the failure of his latest AIDS drug.


15 posted on 01/19/2005 11:24:39 AM PST by Grampa Dave ( The MSM has been a weapon of mass disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
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To: presidio9

"painfully, treasonously, colon-clenchingly wrong,"

I got to this strange 'verbage', and surmised this must be just Marky's cultural milieu.

I guess its difficult for rationality to prevail in that sort of environment.


16 posted on 01/19/2005 11:29:51 AM PST by Dat Mon (will work for clever tagline)
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To: Grampa Dave

I love it when Miss Morford gets her panties in a knot, she probably looks pretty in pink, in a perverse sort of way. I often think when I read these threads that: A) She wouldn't have a readership if FReepers didn't tune in to get their blood pressure up, or: B) She writes these articles so that she can read them on FR while committing unspeakable acts.


17 posted on 01/19/2005 11:37:47 AM PST by Little Bill (A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
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To: Little Bill

The radical gay activist maggots who have infested and infected the MSM are so transparent with their hatred of GW.

Morford is one of the worse. It not she, is truly a sick POS!.


18 posted on 01/19/2005 11:43:47 AM PST by Grampa Dave ( The MSM has been a weapon of mass disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
How many Morfords does it take to change a lightbulb?

That depends on how deeply embedded it is.

19 posted on 01/19/2005 11:44:17 AM PST by LexBaird ("Democracy can withstand anything but democrats" --Jubal Harshaw (RA Heinlein))
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To: presidio9
This man (sic) is badly in need of psychiatric intervention and help.

One would think a decent newspaper would pay for his treatments rather than display his disturbed rantings all over their pages while trying to sell them for profit to his perverted followers, thereby further embarrassing his poor mother to tears!

20 posted on 01/19/2005 12:03:13 PM PST by Gritty ("The moral and intellectual pretense of the American liberal is a thing to marvel upon-RE Tyrrell,Jr)
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