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Teddy Drives the Dems Over a Bridge
FrontPageMagazine.com ^ | 1/17/05 | Don Feder

Posted on 01/17/2005 12:49:08 AM PST by kattracks

Edward M. Kennedy, senior senator from my home state of Massachusetts, is the perfect symbol for what the Democratic party has become – dogmatic, elitist, arrogant – floating in an intellectual ether, hermetically sealed against the intrusion of reality.

It’s not just that Kennedy is given to goofball, logic-defying pronouncements. Despite all evidence to the contrary, he persists in proclaiming himself the tribune of the people.

"Democrats may be in the minority in Congress, but we speak for the majority of Americans," Kennedy insisted in a speech last week. When the Senator speaks impromptu, his comments are laced with "uhs." Does that mean Americans are incoherent?

After the Democratic debacle of 2004 (when Bush became the first incumbent in almost 70 years to win re-election and increase his party’s representation in Congress), some have called for a move away from the leftist mindset that’s transformed the Democrats into a regional party.

Not Senator Kennedy.

In a January 12th address at the National Press Club, the Senator offered the usual lame excuses for the public’s regular repudiation of his worldview.

Kennedy attributed his party’s shellacking in the last election – reminiscent of what Max Schmeling suffered at the hands of Joe Louis in 1938 (KO in Round 1) – to a failure to communicate its core principles to voters. "We were remiss in not talking more directly about them – about the fundamental ideals that guide our progressive politics," was the word from Mt. Olympus.

But the only time the party of plunder has managed to elect a president in the last 40 years is when it nominated political chameleons – Carter in 1976, Clinton in ’92 and ’96. When Democrats speak candidly to voters about their fundamental values and the direction in which they want to take the nation (McGovern, Mondale and Dukakis) Americans run screaming in the opposite direction.

Consider, Michael Dukakis’ brilliant 1988 campaign. Here was another product of Massachusetts politics, liberal Neverland, who actually thought his ACLU membership and opposition to capital punishment (even if his wife was raped and murdered) would endear him to the electorate.

The Democrats – who speak for the majority of Americans, Kennedy claims – have won only 3 of the last 9 presidential elections. They speak for a majority of Americans, but haven’t controlled the House of Representatives in a decade. They speak for the American people, but have been in the minority in the Senate for most of the past 20 years. Apparently, someone forgot to tell the American people that the Democrats speak for us.

In reality, Americans can smell an elitist a mile away. (They do give off a distinct aroma.) In 2000, Bush won the election during the first presidential debate, when that master of the common touch, Al Gore, repeatedly sneered at him. The former vice president should title his autobiography, "Here’s Looking Down at You, Kid."

The Democrats followed up on that triumph in 2004 by nominating another man of the people – an Ivy-League social climber who married not one, but two heiresses (the second worth an estimated $700 million), a Planned-Parenthood Catholic who, as a senator, never met a tax hike or a defense cut he didn’t like. John Forbes Kerry is convinced that the middle class needs more caribou and less domestic energy production.

How could Joe Six-Pack not relate to a guy whose wedding reception (marriage #2) was enlivened by the music of The French Millionaires?

The Democrats are to populism what the Democrats are to patriotism.

The life of Ted Kennedy is the key to understanding the post-1968 liberalism that infests his party. Kennedy is a 72 year-old boy who never held a real (private sector) job. He entered the United States Senate in 1962 at age 30 (based on his record of being born a Kennedy), and remained there for the past 42 years.

The expression limousine liberal was coined with Ted Kennedy in mind. He’s never had to worry about meeting a payroll, keeping a job, paying a mortgage, balancing a household budget, educating his kids or saving for his retirement.

His idea of helping ordinary Americans is raising their taxes, increasing the size and scope of government and forcing weird social experiments on us. His political career seems to be dedicated to making sure that no one in the middle class will ever be able to achieve the prosperity of the Kennedy clan.

Personal responsibility? Here’s a guy who drove a car off a bridge and left a woman to die while he dithered for 8 hours before telling the police. In 1991, at age 61, (on Good Friday, no less) the perpetual adolescent roused his son and nephew from bed round midnight to go drinking with him at a working-class establishment called Au Bar. From this Kennedy field trip came charges of rape against the nephew, William Kennedy Smith. In the aftermath of the incident, our distinguished senior Senator was seen running around the Kennedy compound in his underwear.

Still Kennedy and his allies are convinced that they have an intuitive understanding of the common man, a psychic connection to him (the political equivalent of a Vulcan mind-meld), which allows them to act as his champions even while the average American repeatedly disavows them.

If you hold power long enough in a one-party state – North Korea, Cuba, Massachusetts – you can believe anything. Fidel Castro says he speaks for the Cuban people. Kim Jong Il believes those he holds in bondage adore him. Ted Kennedy thinks he’s a megaphone for the masses.

And to what can we attribute the public’s affinity for the Democrats? Clearly, it’s because Democratic ideals "unite Americans instead of dividing them," Kennedy explained in his National Press Club speech.

Here’s the way Democrats bring us all together, singing a rousing chorus of "We Are Family":

This is the true conceit of the Democratic Party: While pushing policies that have Americans at each other’s throats, they insist that they are bringing us together.

Doddering, blubbery, babbling, arrogant, impotent – Ted Kennedy is shorthand for what his party has become. I fervently hope the Democrats follow his prescription. Then, in 2008, they can hold their national nominating convention at the Denny’s in Hyannisport.


Don Feder is a former Boston Herald writer who is now a political/communications consultant. He also maintains his own website, DonFeder.com.


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To: kattracks

I'm continually amased that the Dems offer up people like Kennedy and Clinton as bastions of morality - is this the cream of the Democratic party?


41 posted on 01/17/2005 7:31:25 AM PST by sandydipper (Less government is best government!)
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To: kattracks

That may be the best title I've ever see here on FR.


42 posted on 01/17/2005 7:34:59 AM PST by Preachin' (Democrats know that they can never run on their real agenda.)
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To: Fenris6
Teddy Kennedy -

Co-Inventer of the famous Senator Sandwich!

The people of Masacchue.. Massseshchu....ass ammesuet... his state - have no shame.

43 posted on 01/17/2005 7:40:20 AM PST by patriot_wes
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To: goldstategop

It's gonna start in 2006 - if the dems in the Senate continue their obstruction of Bush's nominees - they could end up losing another 4-5 seats.


44 posted on 01/17/2005 8:00:39 AM PST by CyberAnt (Where are the dem supporters? - try the trash cans in back of the abortion clinics.)
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To: blondee123

Don was trying to connect Teddy's statement "we speak for all Americans" - by a tongue in cheek - do Teddy's "uhs ... mean Americans are incoherent?"

And .. the point is .. Teddy does not speak for Americans - and it's just Teddy who's incoherent.

So, you reached the right conclusion - NO - Teddy's "uhs" only mean he's incoherent.


45 posted on 01/17/2005 8:06:11 AM PST by CyberAnt (Where are the dem supporters? - try the trash cans in back of the abortion clinics.)
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To: kattracks

Kennedy is an embittered parasitic old sot who does not know of what he speaks nor whereof he affirms!


46 posted on 01/17/2005 8:18:44 AM PST by VOYAGER
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To: Wolfgang_Blitzkrieg
the only apparent cure is a frontal lobotomy.

A gift, Old Joe, visited on his mildly retarded daughter, Rosemary
47 posted on 01/17/2005 8:23:07 AM PST by Beckwith (John Kerry has now met with the enemy during war two times, once in 1970 and once in 2005.)
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To: kattracks

Good headline.


48 posted on 01/17/2005 8:25:42 AM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: Wolfgang_Blitzkrieg
Libruls suffer from a disease. The disease is not viral, bacterial, or fungal. It's mental. And the only apparent cure is a frontal lobotomy.

As I recall, the Kennedys also used that procedure on one of their own, the daughter that died recently after living her whole life isolated from the world in an institution.. A sad dysfunctional family.

49 posted on 01/17/2005 8:27:07 AM PST by Don Corleone (Leave the gun..take the cannoli)
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To: kattracks
Kennedy: "We were remiss in not talking more directly about them – about the fundamental ideals that guide our progressive politics..."

We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive. -- C. S. Lewis
Kennedy, you don't speak for the American people; nor did Daschole---that's why he's gone. In fact, what really is American about you or your "progressive" cronies?
50 posted on 01/17/2005 8:33:31 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: astounded
I think Feder meant the working class reference as ironic. As far as Vehicular Homicide goes, driving a car off a bridge is prima facie evidence of negligence. Negligence resulting in the death of another is one definition of criminal manslaughter.
51 posted on 01/17/2005 9:14:11 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Deadcheck the embeds first.)
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To: Lawgvr1955

That's good!


52 posted on 01/17/2005 9:26:31 AM PST by norge
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To: Banjoguy

I didn't post a thing using the word "democratic"! HUH?


53 posted on 01/17/2005 11:24:44 AM PST by blondee123 (Proud Member of the FR Pajama Blogger Brigade - New Sheriffs in Town!)
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To: blondee123
...didn't mean that to be an admonition to you. Sorry it went over that way.

I haven't re-read the particular article posted, but I think it's something which is being commonly done in journalistsic offerings. I was simply raising a red flag about it

54 posted on 01/17/2005 2:31:08 PM PST by Banjoguy (The party of Democrats is not democratic.)
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To: norge

I can't take credit for it. I read that quote here on FR a long time ago and can't remember who posted it. I thought it was a great line.


55 posted on 01/17/2005 4:17:51 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (I wish Bob Wallace more cowbell in the coming year.)
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To: SkyPilot

"his father constantly caught Ted lying to him and stealing family money."

I believe he is also the one who was caught cheating on his exams in college.


56 posted on 01/17/2005 4:39:29 PM PST by hinckley buzzard (the smirking face of a flesh-eating virus)
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To: astounded

the way, "Au Bar" is not a "working class establishment"

I suspect that when the kennedys are involved, "working class" is a relative concept. Sort of like, "the rest of the world."


57 posted on 01/17/2005 4:42:40 PM PST by hinckley buzzard (the smirking face of a flesh-eating virus)
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To: kattracks; All; Howlin; Timesink; Utah Girl; hosepipe; backhoe; FITZ; Happy2BMe; ...

58 posted on 01/17/2005 5:04:04 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Thanks for the ping!


59 posted on 01/17/2005 9:45:47 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: kattracks
"This is the true conceit of the Democratic Party: While pushing policies that have Americans at each other’s throats, they insist that they are bringing us together."

Yes, the democratic party is synonymous with hypocrisy, as Ted Kennedy is synonymous with irrelevant.
60 posted on 01/17/2005 10:10:37 PM PST by SeaBiscuit (God Bless all who defend America and the rest can go to hell.)
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