I need an explanation...

1-11-05

[skimbell]

OK! I give up! At the risk of being told that I'm wasting everyones time here. Can someone please tell me W.I.T.H. a "ZOT" is and what is the significance of the kittens/cats that seem to be mandatorily displayed with any discussion of a zot?

[Conspiracy Guy]

ROTFL MAO

[Conspiracy Guy]

Like fire ants.

[Osage Orange]

Yes, I think I am logged on, but my mouse fell off its pad. What should I do now?

Have you thought about cheese?

[kinsman redeemer]

I can't HELP but think about cheese. I think about cheese all the time - everywhere I go. I dream about cheese.

Doesn't everybody?

[Osage Orange]

Doesn't everybody?

Yes.

Even those that say they don't, do.

[SlowBoat407]

Every time there's a ZOT in the neighborhood you look at me. WHY????

[dfwright]

Hey,

Where did all the fried, stewed, boiled, broiled, grilled, and smoked bunnies go?

[skimbell]

I'm glad you brought this up. I just assumed that a zot was something ehh.. specific. Now I understand that it's whatever you want it to be. Kinda like Dorthy and her ruby slippers! It turns out that I alway knew what a zot was, I just didn't know that I knew. I also didn't know that you knew that I knew or that I knew that you knew that I knew. I'm just so glad that I know this now. I'd like to thank my parent and most especially the academy who really like me, they really, really like me.

Good night Gracie.

[TexasCajun]

You always learn something new at FR, even if it was only new because you had forgotten you already knew it.

Happy New Year!

[kinsman redeemer]

That cat is high !
Look at that look in his eye
Oh man he's high
The cat's higher than a kite

When you see him stumblin'
Up and down the street
You know that cat's been drinkin'
Got no shoes upon his feet

Man he's high
I said that cat is high
Yes he's high
Man he's higher than a kite

That cat is high
Look at that look in his eye
You know I wouldn't lie
That cat is higher than a kite

Boys he's high
Oh look at them two black eyes
Oh me oh my
That cat is higher than the sky

When you see him tippin'
Round and round the block
Oh you know that cat he's very beat
Hip clean down to his socks

That cat is high
Look at that look in his eye
Oh me oh my
That cat is higher than the sky
Yeah!

Instrumental

Scat section...ends with "Shoot some liquor to me John Boy!"

When you see him stumblin'
Up and down the street
You know that cat's been drinkin'
Got no shoes upon his feet

Man he's high
Yes he's high
My oh my
The cat's higher than a kite

The Manhattan Transfer

[OSHA]

Maybe you need a new mouse pad?

[SlowBoat407]

So now you understand that *ZOT* the word has many uses and can *ZOT* mean many things. It's not just *ZOT* a narrow, tightly defined concept *ZOT*, but more a mood *ZOT*, a feeling *ZOT*, a way of life. *ZOTZOTZOTZOTZOT*

I think I stuned my beeber. Unngh.

[woofie]

CTRVKWVA

Campaign To Replace Viking Kittens With Viking Armadillos

[scott0347]

Also a good excuse to post pictures like this

[MeekOneGOP]

bump!

[mysto]

Here's your explanation in a nutshell... when you start seeing these on one of your posts...

...then you're in big trouble.

[Kate of Spice Island]

>Can someone please tell me W.I.T.H. a "ZOT" is

	ZOT is what happens when a person attempts to HONK a real life moose . . .

Is this anything like "Cow tipping" which is illegal in some states...?

[JimRed]

Goin' on two years registered here, and ain't got ZOT yet?

Amazing!

[grellis]

My kids destroyed my Neil Diamond Live cd while playing frisbee golf in the house

And... that's "bad"?

Of course it is! I hate golf.

[TightyRighty]

Okay, I have a question now.........

What's a beeber?