I need an explanation...

1-11-05

[skimbell]

OK! I give up! At the risk of being told that I'm wasting everyones time here. Can someone please tell me W.I.T.H. a "ZOT" is and what is the significance of the kittens/cats that seem to be mandatorily displayed with any discussion of a zot?

[Doomonyou]

[OSHA]

"I was still distracted by this thread... "

I understand that! What I don't understand is why I'm not on that ping list! Please rectify immediately if not sooner!

[dfwright]

"Hey CG, nice pig.......
Give him a little more time to grow and we'll have roasted pig....
What say?"

Just be careful about asking for recipes... (sorry, CG, couldn't resist)

[Ignatz]

Do I see an image of the Virgin Mary in there? It might be worth big bucks on Ebay!

[itsamelman]

[television is just wrong]

I used to not know what zot was. Just paid attention. Avoiding on asking what it was.

[fastattacksailor]

Fuzzette gallops on the scene in answer to the beckoning of the VK Commander.

[E Rocc]

I was still distracted by this thread...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1318152/posts

Well that's very distracting, especially when it's in my neighborhood.

Of the last six Playmates of the Year, two are from NE Ohio and both dated Browns QBs.

-Eric

[curlewbird]

Since I can't ask questions, I won't ask what is up with the bunny with the pancake on it's head while I'm here!!

[506trooper]

Somebody please wake me if you really want to know

[concretebob]

The dark side of the moon, from an Apollo 11 flyby.

[TheBigB]

What I don't understand is why I'm not on that ping list!

You didn't ask. :o)

But you're added now...

[hobson]

Or Unnngh.

[OSHA]

I won't ask what is up with the bunny with the pancake on it's head while I'm here!!

Now look what you've gone and done!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'm stuned

[TheBigB]

When they weren't dating Bears QBs, that is. :o)

[ColoCdn]

It's what happens just before the beeber stuned moosen bite your sister with a hugh series bite. And we're not pushing your leg. I'm going to the showers, now. Tell me if anything happens while I'm gone.

[BibChr]

My kids destroyed my Neil Diamond Live cd while playing frisbee golf in the house

And... that's "bad"?

Dan
(c;

[Billthedrill]

Hey, good morning! Just got in after a tough night up with a sick server. Cut myself shaving and I have this little thingy of toilet paper on my chin which makes me look kinda geeky but it makes the chicks hot. I hear nose hair has that effect too but I can't seem to train mine into a decent mustache.

Now, this little ZOT problem of yours - it's perfectly OK, a lot of people don't know about this stuff, which is why us system administrators make such filthy, huge salaries. Most people don't realize that the Internet runs on electricity. It's true. Running through those wires when you click on, oh, say www.nekkidladiesRus.com are hundreds and hundreds of little porn electrons trying to get into your system. It can be pretty dangerous. See How To Prevent Internet Electrocution for details.

The keepers of the 'trons around here have these little "send lightning" keys they use whenever somebody posts something from a kinky lingerie site or LewRockwell.com (same thing) and buddy, can I ever tell you those things sting! There was this one time I had a garage-full of solar-powered marital aids left over from Y2K and tried to unload 'em here. The Mods evidently already had plenty, and man, did I feel their wrath! It was like getting an electric enema from the Grand Coulee Dam. Well, that's the only thing I ever did that I can compare it to, anyhow.

Personally I avoid it these days by only saying nice things about everyone. Especially my friends on DU.

[DirtyHarryY2K]

#34 AWESOME!!!!!