Sorry, Mr. Owens, you're not the only one.
Sorry, Mr. Owens, you're not the only one.
Of course the Randy Moss simulated mooning is ok ...
Your caption here.
NEAL: "Del?"
DEL: "Huh?"
NEAL: "Why did you kiss my ear?"
DEL: "Why are you holding my hand?"
NEAL: "Where's your other hand?"
DEL: "Between two pillows."
NEAL: "Those aren't pillows!!!"
DEL & NEAL: "AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
NEAL: "See that Bears game last week?"
DEL: "Yeah, hell of a game. Hell of a game. The Bears have a great team this year. They're gonna go all the way this year."
I believe it was Tom Landry who said that after scorring touchdowns, players should "act like they've been in the end zone before."
a post like this means an obligatory clip from the George Carlin monologue re: Baseball vs. Football (excerpt) link below.
Football is played in a stadium; baseball is played in the park.
In football, you wear a helmet; in baseball, you wear a cap.
Football is played on an enclosed, rectangular grid, and everyone of them is the same size; baseball is played on an ever-widening angle that reaches to inifinity, and every park is different!
Football is rigidly timed; baseball has no time limit, we don't know when it's gonna end! We might even have extra innings!
In football, you get a penalty; in baseball, you make an error - whoops!
The object in football is to march downfield and penetrate enemy territory, and get into the end zone; in baseball, the object is to go home! "I'm going home!"
And, in football, they have the clip, the hit, the block, the tackle, the blitz, the bomb, the offense and the defense; in baseball, they have.. the sacrifice.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75amono.phtml
Thought the NFL put an end to this back in the days of Billy "Whiteshoes" Johnson and Luv Ya Blue?
Does the gentleman in #81 growl when he does this cutesy little dance too?
The NFL folks really have to much idol time on their hands.
The NFL is a bunch of millionares playing for billionares and all in it for the love of one thing; money.
I used to admire Unitas, Starr, Lilly, Butkus, Staubach and all those guys who could have been rich in private life but forsook that during the game season to play like modern gladiators on a field of battle.
Now they are mostly drug-addicted children playing for the cahs and they have no love or respect for the game, the league or their fans. Most likely not even themselves.
NFL; scrape it up and trash it and start over.
Intramural flag football anyone? I'd rather watch that.
you think that is immature, you should see some of the tshirts at Ohio State Michigan games :)
there is one, not to get to graphic, that has one body on all fours with a Michigan head and a body behind that only on its knees with an Ohio STate head.
The ohio State head is punching the michigan head in the back of the head, giving a certain impression....its classic....
and tell me you didnt laugh when TO did his Ray "Double Homicide" Lewis impersonation....
As long as they don't do away with The Lambeau Leap, I don't care what they do in the end zone.
Moss has been and will continue to be a totally classless act, but that doesn't excuse the fact that we (The Packers) played like amateurs yesterday. I feel Brett's pain. We need to open a can of Whoop-@ss on some of our own players, and our coach needs to be a coach and not the GM of the team as well.
That is all. :)
