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NFL To Put Cap On Gayness Of Touchdown Dances
The BrushBack.com ^
| December 14, 2004
| unattributed
Posted on 01/10/2005 6:25:42 AM PST by 1rudeboy
NEW YORK--In a move designed to preserve the leagues image as a bastion of toughness and masculinity, the NFL has decided to place a cap on the gayness of touchdown dances. The flamboyant celebrations have grown extremely popular in recent years and, according to many around the league, have taken a sharp turn for the gay. Henceforth, all dances will be monitored by the league for sexually ambiguous content and those deemed too gay will result in a fine or suspension.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: football; nfl
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Sorry, Mr. Owens, you're not the only one.
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:25:42 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: 1rudeboy
Of course the Randy Moss simulated mooning is ok ...
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To: 1rudeboy; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; presidio9; xsmommy; ...
Your caption here.
To: 1rudeboy
NEAL: "Del?"
DEL: "Huh?"
NEAL: "Why did you kiss my ear?"
DEL: "Why are you holding my hand?"
NEAL: "Where's your other hand?"
DEL: "Between two pillows."
NEAL: "Those aren't pillows!!!"
DEL & NEAL: "AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
NEAL: "See that Bears game last week?"
DEL: "Yeah, hell of a game. Hell of a game. The Bears have a great team this year. They're gonna go all the way this year."
To: bikepacker67
This satire pre-dates the Moss "incident."
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:28:20 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: martin_fierro
Watch me make an A$$ of myself. I want to be respected like a Professional, but I act like a child when I score touchdowns. I will be the bigger child when it comes between me and T.O.
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:30:21 AM PST
by
Sprite518
To: martin_fierro
The moon & poop dump dance!
8
posted on
01/10/2005 6:30:54 AM PST
by
demlosers
To: 1rudeboy
This satire pre-dates the Moss "incident."
...which makes it that much funnier.
9
posted on
01/10/2005 6:31:54 AM PST
by
wolfpat
To: 1rudeboy
I believe it was Tom Landry who said that after scorring touchdowns, players should "act like they've been in the end zone before."
10
posted on
01/10/2005 6:32:33 AM PST
by
Alberta's Child
(It could be worse . . . I could've missed my calling.)
To: 1rudeboy
There is a quick and easy way to end all this child's play on the football field. If a player pulls a T.O. or Randy Moss after a great play, then the play does not count, and the team loses a down. I can promise you if a TD is called back, first down, etc... , then that will end it real quick. Especially, in tight games.
To: 1rudeboy
To: Alberta's Child
I think it was that Packer's coach whose name escapes me at the moment. In any case, "been in the end zone before?" Yikes.
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:34:10 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: martin_fierro
I didn't take that player's actions to be offensive. One year, attending an Auburn-Alabama game, Alabama's elephant mascot bent over in front of the Auburn cheering secion holding a large sign that read "kiss this". I thought it was hysterical.
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:35:07 AM PST
by
Quilla
To: Quilla
Why don't you kiss
kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and You
oh we are through
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
and kiss this
good bye
--Aaron Tippin
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:38:30 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Alberta's Child
Tom Landry was a class act....
NeverGore :^)
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:38:57 AM PST
by
nevergore
(“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
To: 1rudeboy
That was Vince Lombardi...
"Winning isn't everything but it's the only thing."
Raider's Owner Al Davis: "Just win baby win."
To: martin_fierro
"Here it is, PACKERS, come and get it."
18
posted on
01/10/2005 6:41:24 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: demlosers
"I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing."
--Bill Veeck?
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:43:22 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Alberta's Child
Attributed to everyone from Paul Brown to Lou Holtz to D.K.Royal...who knows who said it first?
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:43:28 AM PST
by
lodwick
(Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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