We're All Black Now!

Independent Media Center of Philadelphia ^ | January 8, 2005 | Lloyd Hart

[EveningStar]

Now that Electronic Jim-Crow has officially stolen the 2004 presidential and congressional elections it can be officially declared that the South has finally won the civil war. It took a 150 years for the proslavery, segregationist, white supremacist movement in America to accomplish the task but they finally did it.

[TypeZoNegative]

You have company if you're a black man that can't dance.

[Tigercap]

very very funny - but, I doubt it was intended to be funny.

[cyborg]

He is my favorite Fresh Prince character *LOL*

[Sloth]

[Ellesu]

From that same site.

http://rncnotwelcome.org/dccall

[Citizen James]

You have company if you're a black man that can't dance.

Maybe there's an explanation for that (Wikipedia):

Carlton Banks

The character of Carlton Banks, Will's pedantic and nerdish cousin, was portrayed by Alfonso Ribeiro. Carlton was a firmly conservative Republican, and often proved both friend and foil for Will.

[savannah eagle]

"destruction of the social and environmental contract that was under construction by the American public"

The great social and environmental bastion - PHILLY!

[Billthedrill]

Mr. Hart is wrong, oh, so wrong. I'm wealthy, Republican, a personal friend of Ken Lay and a board member at Halliburton. I'm planning on filling the wing tanks on my Escalade and easing back into the baby harpseal upholstery and having my chauffer deposit me at my front-row seat at the inauguration, where I shall eat pate de foi gras and drink a fine Chilean sparkling wine (none of that French crap for me, nosiree) whilst watching the guy who's going to help me corner the market on oil get sworn in.

Isn't everyone?

[LibertarianInExile]

My favorite line:

"Not that I'm a great Senator Clinton fan but it is an important object lesson that the right wing view centrists like Clinton as a threat to preventing them from for instance, raiding the Social Security Trust Fund to bailout the drunken cocaine snorting capitalists on Wall Street and in conglomerate banking that have squandered away a perfectly healthy technological revolution in the stock market in exchange for total petroleum supremacy worldwide."

And yes, that is all one line. Of course, it completely neglects to mention that the left wing views the candidacy of socialists like Clinton as an opportunity to, for instance, raid the Social Security Trust Fund to continue to prop up the drunken cocaine snorting communists in Greenwich Village and in the DC bureaucracies that have squandered away a perfectly healthy American revolution in the governmental arena in exchange for socialist and leftist intrusion worldwide.

Gosh, it's almost as hard to type in one line as it is to SAY out loud. Try it. And my line is SHORTER than theirs.

[Nabber]

Does this mean I can use the word "boy" again?

[crazyhorse691]

very very funny - but, I doubt it was intended to be funny.

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Every morning I go to IMC for the laughs. And, the sad conclusion I have come to is that they do not believe most of that stuff either! They just zoom from one whacked out cause to another. I can't decide if I like the chemtrail theorists or the dumpster diving vegans the best.

[mbennett203]

"that have squandered away a perfectly healthy American revolution in the governmental arena in exchange for socialist and leftist intrusion worldwide. "

Best words I've ever seen arranged to describe that feeling I've had for a couple of years now. Thanks! :)

[LibertarianInExile]

Let's not forget that Carlton, like Alex P. Keaton, was only conservative when NOT faced with any real issue on which to be conservative. Whenever there was some kind of crisis situation, Carlton and Alex fell in with the left because that was the only sensible thing to do, of course. /sarcasm

I HATED Alex P. Keaton and Carlton. What I wouldn't give for a single conservative on a TV show that isn't a caricature. [Sigh]

Maybe this guy qualifies, dunno:

[LibertarianInExile]

No problem...it rolls off the tongue a lot better than their line, too.

You can almost hear Dennis Leary saying it as he sucks down a Marlboro Red.

[MississippiMan]

In doing so the American public can repair the damage that 200 years of Yankee imperialism has caused to the world and begin the process of bringing the social and environmental ideals of the American middle-class to the rest of the world through negotiation, discussion, compassion and the universal love that binds all of humanity to all life on this planet.

If I was face to face with this moron, I would say, "Put the crackpipe DOWN and back slowly away."

MM

[gidget7]

I can't read any further I'm laughing so hard... :)


OMG me too!! LMBO Nobody told me we won the civil war too, I missed that! Well, dang!!

These people are taking some massive amts of hallucinogenics or something. I have never ever known so may people to work so hard, to stay miserable! I mean this takes WORK! They must be exhausted working this madness to this extreme!

[rdcorso]

I guess all the newly minted liberal blacks will interpret this to mean they can now walk through the ghetto in total safety.I was wondering why I saw Al Gore sprinting down the street with a big hair pick sticking out of his ass and a bunch of people running behind him.Now I know it wasn't a pick but a pitchfork.I thought it looked awful big for a pick.

[gidget7]

Does this mean I can use the word "boy" again?


Sure, this writer wuld be a good one to use it on.

[expatguy]

Your're not talking about me are you?

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

[Old Professer]

If we were that good the north eastern Atlantic seacoast would be bubbling like day-old sparkling wine with fresh ice cubes.