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BREAKING NEWS: I hate being Tortured and ZOTTED!
Left Wing America

Posted on 01/04/2005 9:01:04 PM PST by Right Wing America

Edited on 01/04/2005 9:07:35 PM PST by Lead Moderator. [history]

There goes unity. Drudge Reports:

Dems on the Judiciary Committee complained late Tuesday that White House was refusing to turn over documents that illuminated Gonzales' role in crafting memos on prisoner torture. Sen. Leahy, committee's ranking Dem, accused Gonzales of 'stonewalling.'

'In fact, I and other Senators have requested a number of documents from you and other administration officials that have not been released,' Leahy charged.

Missing documents, according to Leahy, include copy of final version of Gonzales' January 02 memo to Bush on whether Geneva Conventions' apply to al-Qaida and Taliban.



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To: MeekOneGOP
Looks like the trolls are still disrupting FR.

61 posted on 01/05/2005 4:49:09 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (This tag line may only be removed by owner.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Darn it!



I got here just as fast as I could
and I still missed it!.

62 posted on 01/05/2005 5:10:22 AM PST by Zacs Mom ("In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Jefferson)
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To: dfwright

Now that's getting zotted! Thanks much!


63 posted on 01/05/2005 5:23:44 AM PST by alancarp (When does it cease to be "Freedom of the Press" and become outright SEDITION?)
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To: weegee

Great picture! At least this thread was good for something. :)


64 posted on 01/05/2005 5:35:24 AM PST by trisham
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To: alancarp

I laughed out loud!

Heavy artillery, indeed!!!!


65 posted on 01/05/2005 6:55:47 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Fiddlstix
No! No! ..... NOT an enema!!! :^O

haha! :^D


66 posted on 01/05/2005 7:09:13 AM PST by MeekOneGOP ("Go thru life w/a Bible in one hand, and your right hand on the mouse connected to FR!--Grampa Dave")
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To: MeekOneGOP
>No! No! ..... NOT an enema!!!

This is two days now
starting with enema posts!
I remember when

we used to complain
about too many Paris
Hilton
references . . .

To honor this ZOT
(and this new trend) here is my
updated country

song from yesterday's
enema thread. ZOTS deserve
a good country song!

----------------------------------------------------------------------

The pickup truck is getting wet
but it isn't from the rain
outside the garage

The howling sound is loud
but it isn't a train whistle blowing
by the crossing gates

I can't take a picture
cause they'd send me back to prison
but, oh, people you should see --

chorus:
A troll's giving himself an enema
in the back of my pickup
and he's screaming with each squeeze of the bag

A troll's giving himself an enema
in the back of my pickup
and I know I'll never find enough rags . . .
Yesterday my girlfriend got drunk
kicked my dog
and burned down the outhouse.

This morning my girlfriend passed out
in the ashes of the outhouse
and my dog ran away.

This afternoon I broke all the strings
on my guitar when I took a look outside
and saw the mess in the yard and the garage --

chorus:
A troll's giving himself an enema
in the back of my pickup
and he's screaming with each squeeze of the bag

A troll's giving himself an enema
in the back of my pickup
and I know I'll never find enough rags . . .
Tonight the house is quiet and dark.
My dog came home.
My girlfriend's in the kitchen.

I'm trying to watch SportsCenter on TV.
There's a feature on the Pack,
and they're interviewing Brett Favre.

It would be a perfect evening
for necking with my girlfriend
'cept for the screams still coming from the garage!

chorus:
A troll's giving himself an enema
in the back of my pickup
and he's screaming with each squeeze of the bag

A troll's giving himself an enema
in the back of my pickup
and I know I'll never find enough rags . . .

67 posted on 01/05/2005 7:28:18 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: dfwright; Slings and Arrows

Read this.

If you have seen it disregard. I thought it might be a worthy Kitty ping.


68 posted on 01/05/2005 7:34:58 AM PST by Jet Jaguar (and I did preview this time (not really))
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To: Nathaniel Fischer

69 posted on 01/05/2005 7:43:03 AM PST by No Blue States
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To: Nathaniel Fischer

70 posted on 01/05/2005 7:45:03 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (No tag line to see here. Move along...)
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To: Jet Jaguar

I certainly appreciate the ping. It's been posted here before (and debunked on snopes.com, IIRC), but please always feel free to ping me to anything kitty-related.


71 posted on 01/05/2005 7:48:14 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Right Wing America
Gaze into my eyes, human... You're getting verrrry sleeeeepy...


72 posted on 01/05/2005 7:52:22 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: dfwright

I had to give my cat, Magic Bear, a lion cut when I first adopted him. He was a longhaired tuxedo cat who'd been on the streets for who knows how long, and his fur was just a mess. We had no choice.

When we got home from the groomer, Magic bolted into the garage and hid in my husband's Austin Healy for three days. For weeks he refused to go outside and face the ridicule of the neighbor cats. Poor baby.


73 posted on 01/05/2005 7:54:34 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Right Wing America
Hey Genius, please be so kind as to show us where Terrorists are protected in the Geneva Conventions'?

Have another Bong hit DUmmie.
74 posted on 01/05/2005 7:55:53 AM PST by PigRigger (Send donations to http://www.AdoptAPlatoon.org)
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To: Nathaniel Fischer
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty


75 posted on 01/05/2005 7:57:41 AM PST by mewzilla
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To: MeekOneGOP
Wednesday am zot club.


76 posted on 01/05/2005 7:58:18 AM PST by Godzilla ( I started out with nothing & I still have most of it left.)
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To: Godzilla
I just love a good troll zot in the morning...


77 posted on 01/05/2005 8:03:54 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Rap - the other Disco)
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To: Godzilla

I thought it was "godzirra"


78 posted on 01/05/2005 8:13:18 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy, and Bush is no conservative)
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To: MeekOneGOP
DANG. Missed.


79 posted on 01/05/2005 8:20:14 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: weegee
That is a better kitty .gif than this one. nice work


80 posted on 01/05/2005 8:25:44 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Never underestimate the power of a cacophony of Cowbells played in unison...It shocks the mind.)
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