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FReeper Canteen ~ Camp Run-A-Muk! ~ Last Minute Gifts! ~ WooHoo! ~ Friday, December 17, 2004
My "VOICES", "kitty-katz", the Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen

Posted on 12/16/2004 7:58:15 PM PST by tomkow6


 

 

 
 
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...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wake up!..............I got some MORE ideas.......why?......cause we gotta....huh?....I wanna sleep....no, GET UP!....we gonna go shoppin' AGAIN??.....
....YES!......I found alotta more neet gifts!....put a sock in it.....SHUT UP!... .....let's go shoppin'!....I WANNA SLEEP......get yer butt outta bed........wake me when it's over....

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EXCITING Holiday GIFTS!

Welcome to  Camp RUN-A-MUK!

 
Where the Plan Of the Day is: Mirth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew !

The BAR is OPEN!

We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and Chicken soup for the soul!

Welcome to the ULTIMATE Shopping guide, part 2!

Lady Jag once said, "Love is a battlefield." And she couldn't be more right.

It's a tough world out there... between dating, and work, and dating, and errands, and dating... life can eat you alive. To compete in the real world, you gotta be equipped. 

And that's where the Miss Army Knife comes in.

It's a complete field artillery kit that looks like an innocent Swiss Army Knife. But it contains everything you need to survive rough terrain or rough dates.

 The Miss Army Knife opens every which way and includes the following indispensable tools...

flashlight..perfume bottle..keychain..bottle opener..needle & thread..screwdriver..safety pin..scissors..corkscrew..ruler..mirror..nail file..pen..pill box..tweezers  knife

 

It's brilliantly designed and built to last. The uses are endless -- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart.

The Miss Army Knife makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift, which makes us wonder what it's doing at Camp Run-A-Muk!

MR. MOUTHYMOUTH
Finger Puppet


This rubber finger puppet is so darn repulsive we just had to sell it.

It's made of flesh-like rubber, with a huge teeth, a flexible tongue, and eyeballs that seem to dangle on strands of exposed flesh.

Because it's so flexible, you can make all sorts of disgusting faces with it. It's more fun that a barrel of mucus!

HALF HAMSTER / HALF GODZILLA
IT'S THE SINGING AND DANCING
HAMZILLA!

Run! Flee! Beat it!

It's Hamzilla!

Dancing Hamsters have reached a new level of stupidity with this marvel.

It's a little stuffed hamster dressed in a Godzilla costume. That's right... a hamster in a monster costume. It doesn't get much stupider than this.

But there's more... When you press his Godzilla foot, he sings and dances a pretty heavy rock song. You probably won't my "voices", but here are the lyrics...

He picks up a bus
And he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings
Toward the center of town.

Oh, no. They say he's got to go.
Hamzilla!
Oh, no. There goes Tokyo.
Hamzilla!


As he dances, the eyes on the Godzilla costume light up.  He wears a shirt that reads "I Love Tokyo." As a final touch, the ferocious Hamzilla waves a city bus in his right hand and a ripped-out phone booth in his left hand.

If you know what's good for you, you'll buy a Hamzilla. You don't want to make him mad.


It's a well-known fact that hamsters are the most punctual creatures in the animal kingdom. Before clocks and watches were invented, people used to strap hamsters on their wrists to tell the time of day. It was not uncommon to hear passersby say, "Look at the time -- It's half past hamster!" Switzerland became famous for watches -- not because they were brilliant engineers -- but because their indigenous hamsters were exceptionally accurate timekeepers. 

So you can see why Camp Run-A-Muk is so excited to offer this incredible Hamster Clock for your consideration. It's by far  the most remarkable clock we have ever seen.

The colorful Hamster Clock features a furry, mechanical hamster inside of a hamster exercise wheel. Once every minute, THE HAMSTER RUNS and the hamster wheel goes around one revolution. The wheel is connected to an intricate series of 12 gears -- So when the hamster wheel goes around, it makes the clock's minute hand move 1-minute forward.


But we've save the most astounding fact for last -- the entire clock is DRIVEN BY THE HAMSTER. The timing mechanism is INSIDE THE HAMSTER itself. Each minute, when it starts to run, it forces the wheel around, setting the clock in motion. 


It must have taken a lot of engineering to get everything exactly right, but the clock works perfectly. The only drawback is that when the clock starts spinning each minute, it is kind of noisy. But what can you expect -- you have a running hamster robot, 12 gears, and a spinning exercise wheel -- it's gonna make some noise. 

How does the word in the box make you feel? 

 LIBERAL 

If the very mention of liberals makes you scream in frustration and pull the hair out of your head, then this punching bag might save your sanity, if not your very life.


That's right, my conservative cronie. Stop banging your head against the wall. Relief is here. The John Kerry Punching Bag is ready and willing to absorb all your pent up righteous right-wing rage. 

The John Kerry Bop Bag stands a mighty 46 inches tall with a sand-filled base so he pops back up after you bop 'em. A politician has to be thick-skinned, the Kerry Bop Bag is made of durable vinyl. As a finishing touch,  Kerry sports a pair of 3-D Boxing Gloves that squeak when you slug them. 


Of course, my "voices" don't encourage any real violence against our capable candidates. That's what great about the bop bag, no one gets hurt, and you feel a whole lot better!

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN PUPPY


Some people are not bothered by anything. No matter how serious the problem, they always look at the bright side. And if they get stuck with lemons, they make lemonade. In some places, these people are known as optimists. Around here, they're known as annoying.

And we suppose this toy can be considered annoying as well. It's a little stuffed puppy who refuses to let a rain storm dampen his spirits. When you press his paw, "Singin' In The Rain" plays and the pooch swings his umbrella from side to side.


The Singin' In The Rain Puppy is nicely executed. The pup wears a full set of rain gear, complete with coat, hat, and galoshes. The song that plays goes on for a long time and, thought we don't think it's Gene Kelly, it's a pretty good imitation.


When you think about it, the Singin' In The Rain Puppy teaches all of us a valuable lesson: Whenever storm clouds try to rain on your parade, just lift your head and sing! And when the men in white come to take you away, just tell them the singing rain puppy told you to do it!

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It starts innocently enough... You find a little kitten on your doorstep and "rescue" it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another. And another. Before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOD!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady!!!!


If this doesn't describe you, then you surely know someone who does fit this frightening scenario. 

The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person. Because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T"!

There she stands -- ratty bathrobe, checked pajama bottoms, headband, wild hair, and a fanatical look on her face. And she's surrounded by six cats that own her heart and soul.

The Crazy Cat Lady stands 5-1/4" tall and can be posed however you like.

Yes, you may be tempted to laugh at the Crazy Cat Lady. But, be warned, one day that Cat Lady may be yourself.

No cats, puppies, hamsters, or my "voices" were harmed in the creation of this opening!  Nor was Santa Claus!
Kerry got the crap beat out of him, but me or my "voices" had only a tiny bit to do with that.....

 


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To: AZamericonnie; mylife; Kathy in Alaska; Jet Jaguar; bentfeather; All

ACHOO!!
(sorry)
good night all!
Good night Troops!
Much love, and many thanks..
Ms.B


601 posted on 12/17/2004 9:08:24 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it. Marcus Aurelius)
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To: mylife

Thank you mylife, Merry Christmas to you too!


602 posted on 12/17/2004 9:08:27 PM PST by laurenmarlowe
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To: MS.BEHAVIN; Jet Jaguar
Am I gonna have to come over & make chicken soup for both of you?
603 posted on 12/17/2004 9:09:56 PM PST by AZamericonnie (They say I have ADD but they just don't understand.....oh look! A chicken!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Thanks for all the awesome pictures today Kathy. Thank you to all our Troops!


604 posted on 12/17/2004 9:10:59 PM PST by laurenmarlowe
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To: AZamericonnie

That would be lovely!
;0)
Ms.B


605 posted on 12/17/2004 9:11:06 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it. Marcus Aurelius)
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To: HopeandGlory
Now, THERE'S a plan...


606 posted on 12/17/2004 9:11:26 PM PST by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
Get well soon Miss B


607 posted on 12/17/2004 9:12:29 PM PST by HopeandGlory (Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: laurenmarlowe; MS.BEHAVIN; Lady Jag
Cheyenne just a good tune
608 posted on 12/17/2004 9:15:12 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Old Sarge
WooHoo . . . Lets go Sweetpea!!!


609 posted on 12/17/2004 9:15:41 PM PST by HopeandGlory (Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: Colonel_Flagg

Hiya Colonel!
I'm doing quite well.
I keep saying I'm done with my shopping but I keep finding some more things to buy!
Ya gotta keep me outa the stores!
Funny...Two ladies (loosly) in line in front of me today got into an argument over childrens behavior. It was crazy! My son & I tried to break it up by saying Merry Christmas!
So wierd. What's up in you neck of the woods?


610 posted on 12/17/2004 9:19:32 PM PST by AZamericonnie (They say I have ADD but they just don't understand.....oh look! A chicken!)
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To: laurenmarlowe

Hey there, lauren.....you must have made it safely home. Do you get any rest?


611 posted on 12/17/2004 9:19:57 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (Support Our Troops! Operation Valentine's Day www.proudpatriots.com)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

I promise not to do it in your wok! LOL


612 posted on 12/17/2004 9:22:02 PM PST by AZamericonnie (They say I have ADD but they just don't understand.....oh look! A chicken!)
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To: HopeandGlory
Well, since you picked the outfit...
HANG ON!
613 posted on 12/17/2004 9:22:31 PM PST by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: Old Sarge

My first thought when I saw that wagon was gypsies!! LOL!!


614 posted on 12/17/2004 9:22:55 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (Support Our Troops! Operation Valentine's Day www.proudpatriots.com)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Hope you feel better in the morning. Sleep well, or as best you can.


615 posted on 12/17/2004 9:25:16 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (Support Our Troops! Operation Valentine's Day www.proudpatriots.com)
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To: trussell

Nonono .... you asked me first. LOL


616 posted on 12/17/2004 9:25:58 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("We've got to sit down and think about where we stand." - Roy McFarland)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Home safely, yes! Rest, no, but I had a fun couple of days. So, I will get to take it easy for a couple of days! Hope you are doing well!


617 posted on 12/17/2004 9:25:59 PM PST by laurenmarlowe
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To: AZamericonnie

Well, it was a good thing your son broke up the argument, then! Can't have that sort of thing over Christmas!

I'm doing fine. Gonna get very cold tonight, which is a drag, but it can't be avoided. Something about winter in Minnesota, I guess!


618 posted on 12/17/2004 9:27:06 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("We've got to sit down and think about where we stand." - Roy McFarland)
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To: mylife

Very good tune, thanks!


619 posted on 12/17/2004 9:27:12 PM PST by laurenmarlowe
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To: Old Sarge
Ah yes . . . my favorite find . . .LOL!!!

See you tomorrow.


620 posted on 12/17/2004 9:29:42 PM PST by HopeandGlory (Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
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