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Posted on 12/16/2004 7:58:15 PM PST by tomkow6
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...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wake up!..............I got some MORE ideas.......why?......cause we gotta....huh?....I wanna sleep....no, GET UP!....we gonna go shoppin' AGAIN??..... MORE EXCITING Holiday GIFTS!
Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK! We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and Chicken soup for the soul! Welcome to the ULTIMATE Shopping guide, part 2!
Lady Jag once said, "Love is a battlefield." And she couldn't be more right. It's a tough world out there... between dating, and work, and dating, and errands, and dating... life can eat you alive. To compete in the real world, you gotta be equipped. And that's where the Miss Army Knife comes in.
It's a complete field artillery kit that looks like an innocent Swiss Army Knife. But it contains everything you need to survive rough terrain or rough dates. The Miss Army Knife opens every which way and includes the following indispensable tools... flashlight..perfume bottle..keychain..bottle opener..needle & thread..screwdriver..safety pin..scissors..corkscrew..ruler..mirror..nail file..pen..pill box..tweezers knife
It's brilliantly designed and built to last. The uses are endless -- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart. The Miss Army Knife makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift, which makes us wonder what it's doing at Camp Run-A-Muk! MR. MOUTHYMOUTH
It's made of flesh-like rubber, with a huge teeth, a flexible tongue, and eyeballs that seem to dangle on strands of exposed flesh. Because it's so flexible, you can make all sorts of disgusting faces with it. It's more fun that a barrel of mucus! HALF HAMSTER / HALF GODZILLA
Run! Flee! Beat it! It's Hamzilla! Dancing Hamsters have reached a new level of stupidity with this marvel. It's a little stuffed hamster dressed in a Godzilla costume. That's right... a hamster in a monster costume. It doesn't get much stupider than this. But there's more... When you press his Godzilla foot, he sings and dances a pretty heavy rock song. You probably won't my "voices", but here are the lyrics... He picks up a bus Oh, no. They say he's got to go.
If you know what's good for you, you'll buy a Hamzilla. You don't want to make him mad.
So you can see why Camp Run-A-Muk is so excited to offer this incredible Hamster Clock for your consideration. It's by far the most remarkable clock we have ever seen. The colorful Hamster Clock features a furry, mechanical hamster inside of a hamster exercise wheel. Once every minute, THE HAMSTER RUNS and the hamster wheel goes around one revolution. The wheel is connected to an intricate series of 12 gears -- So when the hamster wheel goes around, it makes the clock's minute hand move 1-minute forward.
How does the word in the box make you feel?
If the very mention of liberals makes you scream in frustration and pull the hair out of your head, then this punching bag might save your sanity, if not your very life.
The John Kerry Bop Bag stands a mighty 46 inches tall with a sand-filled base so he pops back up after you bop 'em. A politician has to be thick-skinned, the Kerry Bop Bag is made of durable vinyl. As a finishing touch, Kerry sports a pair of 3-D Boxing Gloves that squeak when you slug them.
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN PUPPY
And we suppose this toy can be considered annoying as well. It's a little stuffed puppy who refuses to let a rain storm dampen his spirits. When you press his paw, "Singin' In The Rain" plays and the pooch swings his umbrella from side to side.
FREE, with the purchase a 1-year subscription to It starts innocently enough... You find a little kitten on your doorstep and "rescue" it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another. And another. Before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOD!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady!!!! The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person. Because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T"! The Crazy Cat Lady stands 5-1/4" tall and can be posed however you like. No cats, puppies, hamsters, or my "voices" were harmed in the creation of this opening! Nor was Santa Claus! |
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SALUTE!
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic, for which it stands;
one nation UNDER GOD,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
Prayers going up.
me
Good morning, Tonk !! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY! 
TROOPS!
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE :
Ms Feather & Ms. Poohbear (two blondes) ventured into the woods to bring home a Christmas tree. They were determined not to leave until they found the right tree. They walked for hours in the snow, examining every tree they found.
As the afternoon turned into evening, the temperature dropped ten degrees and the wind began to blow. Still no tree.
Finally, Ms. Poohbear piped up: "Listen Ms Feather, I really think we'd better take the next tree we see, whether it has lights and decorations on it or not!"
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help
She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and
if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my
business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me?
I've lost my business, my house, and my car My children are starving.
I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to
You.
PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life
back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."
Thanks for the thread Bro!
Christmas Music!
Christmas Festival - Rochester Pops Orchestra
Natalie Merchant - Children Go Where I Send Thee
Jingle Bells - Barclay Christmas Orchestra
Perry Como & The Fontane Sisters - It's Beginning To Look Like Christmas
Veni Veni (O Come O Come Emanuel)
The First Noel - All-Saints Ensemble
Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy - Rochester Pops Orchestra
Vic Damone - Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
O Come All Ye Faithful - All-Saints Ensemble
Sergio Franchi - O Little Town Of Bethlehem
Cantique de Noel (O Holy Night)
Away in a Manger - All-Saints Ensemble
Skater's Waltz - Rochester Pops Orchestra
Your quite welcome, Tonk!
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Hi, Beaker! Welcome to the Canteen!
Wanna buy a burka?
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Read: John 1:11-18
The Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory. —John 1:14
Bible In One Year: Amos 7-9; Revelation 8
After the Apollo XV mission, Colonel James Irwin related some of the high points of his experience. He told of their weightless bodies floating free in the space capsule, the rising crescent of the earth as seen from the moon, and the triumphal splashdown before a watching world.
Irwin also spoke of the impact the experience had on his spiritual life. He said that from the lunar surface he sensed both the glory of God and the plight of earthbound man. As he came back to earth, he realized he couldn't content himself with being merely a celebrity. He would have to be a servant, telling his fellowman of a better way to live. Irwin concluded by saying that if we think it a great event to go to the moon, how much greater is the wonder that God came to earth in the person of Jesus Christ!
Because man walked on the moon, science and technology have made tremendous advances. But because God walked on earth, we know both our origin and our destiny. We can know our Creator personally (John 1:1,14,18), and we can live in His light (v.9). Through Jesus' sinless life and sacrificial death, we can know the joy of having our sins forgiven and experience the fullness of an abundant life—all because God walked on the earth. —Mart De Haan
heh heh...
I would have to get the John Kerry punching bag for my dad....he would love that one...
of course I Think he would let Duke the 180 lb Newfie eat it instead :)
Thanks as Always! Hey you know what? I may just visit the Canteen more often. My ISP still doesn't offer me high-speed DSL, but for an extra $5 bucks, I was able to download and install a 'booster' program that is 5 times faster than normal. Pictures are compomised though...
If anyone else uses cpinternet, it's there.
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