What did he think those BLACK BELTS on their robes were for?......
To: Red Badger
The Karate Monks would be a great name for a rock band.
To: Red Badger
Sounds like the pilot of a new TV show.
To: Red Badger
Karate monks are almost as awesome as Ninja Pirate Navy Seals.
To: Red Badger
Did they kid hell out of him?
5 posted on
12/15/2004 7:13:20 AM PST by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: JenB; TalonDJ
7 posted on
12/15/2004 7:15:11 AM PST by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: Red Badger
To: Junior
How could I resist a Karate Monk ping?!?
15 posted on
12/15/2004 7:20:00 AM PST by
cjshapi
To: Red Badger
Just visualized dudes attempting to rob the Shaolin Temple in Kung Fu, and it wasn't pretty.
16 posted on
12/15/2004 7:20:33 AM PST by
Mr. Mojo
To: Red Badger
22 posted on
12/15/2004 7:27:03 AM PST by
4mycountry
("We don't have 'Happy Holidays' aroud here. We have MERRY DADBURN CHRISTMAS!" - Chris Kirk)
To: Red Badger; martin_fierro; Lazamataz
24 posted on
12/15/2004 7:28:25 AM PST by
4mycountry
("We don't have 'Happy Holidays' aroud here. We have MERRY DADBURN CHRISTMAS!" - Chris Kirk)
To: Red Badger
Hong Kong Phooey Who is this super hero?
Sarge?
No! Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No.
Penry, the mild-mannered janitor?
Could Be!
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
He's got style, a groovy style, and a car that just won't stop.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough, with a Hong Kong Phooey chop!!!
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye
Hong Kong Phooey - fannn-riffic!
To: Red Badger
This reminds of one of those "Caught on Tape" shows. A hooker was being beat by her pimp in the middle of the street and some white guy came to defend her. The pimp took a swing at the white guy who easily slipped it and placed a quick picture perfect side kick to the pimp's face. Knocked him out cold. He folded up like an old lawn chair. About half a dozen other black guys came up, stood around menacingly and talking crap, but not a one of them made a move. It turned out that the white guy was a stunt double for Chuck Norris on "Walker: Texas Ranger." He would do all of the high and jumping kicks for Chuck. In other words, the pimp took a swing at the guy who could do WHAT CHUCK NORRIS COULDN'T DO!
26 posted on
12/15/2004 7:32:38 AM PST by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
To: Red Badger
Reminds me of the NZ black belt who kicked the crap out of 4 muggers. He gave them the immortal line:
"Do you want karate?"
27 posted on
12/15/2004 7:36:18 AM PST by
ko_kyi
To: Red Badger
"OoooaaaaaiiiAAaaYOW!
29 posted on
12/15/2004 7:41:54 AM PST by
Eastbound
("Neither a Scrooge nor a Patsy be")
To: Red Badger
"Steerin mahney, maddah fakkah? Now you die horeeble debt!"
40 posted on
12/15/2004 8:50:06 AM PST by
Paradox
(Occam was probably right.)
To: msdrby
44 posted on
12/15/2004 11:14:47 AM PST by
Professional Engineer
(All wisdom is from the Lord, and with him it remains forever. ~ Ecclesiasticus 1.1)
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