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This reminds of one of those "Caught on Tape" shows. A hooker was being beat by her pimp in the middle of the street and some white guy came to defend her. The pimp took a swing at the white guy who easily slipped it and placed a quick picture perfect side kick to the pimp's face. Knocked him out cold. He folded up like an old lawn chair. About half a dozen other black guys came up, stood around menacingly and talking crap, but not a one of them made a move. It turned out that the white guy was a stunt double for Chuck Norris on "Walker: Texas Ranger." He would do all of the high and jumping kicks for Chuck. In other words, the pimp took a swing at the guy who could do WHAT CHUCK NORRIS COULDN'T DO!

26 posted on 12/15/2004 7:32:38 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")

WHAT CHUCK NORRIS COULDN'T DO!

WHAT CHUCK NORRIS WOULDN'T DO!.....If I made that kind of money I wouldn't want to get hurt making it, either. Besides, I'm sure he COULD do it except for the UNION RULES......