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ACLU MADNESS!
Underneath Politics ^ | Dec. 1st | underneathpolitics.com

Posted on 12/01/2004 8:20:12 AM PST by politicaljunkee

ACLU Wants School Bus to Stop Driving by so Many Churches

MARSHALL, TX – The ACLU has learned a school bus that transports children to and from Marshall Elementary School passes 8 local churches per trip. “That’s too many,” said ACLU spokesperson Pete Peters. “Those churches expose children to crosses and catchy little religious phrases, things that kids should not be exposed to while being driven by governmental busses.”

The Republican led city council says that it would be a logistical nightmare for the bus to avoid the institutions of religion. “The bus would have to start its route an hour early and the kids wouldn’t get home until an hour later,” says City Councilman, Jeff Todd. But Mr. Peters insists he’s worked out the details. “I planned it out on Yahoo! Maps this morning,” he said. “When the bus is on Main Street, instead of turning left on 3rd Avenue, it should take a right on Austin Street, a left on Magnolia Street, a left on Pine Lane, drive through the Wendy’s parking lot, drive across Crazy Jeb Bellows ranch, make a U-turn over the center divider on Perkins Street and BAM, you’ve got a bus route that gets everyone to school and doesn’t compromise anyone’s civil liberties.”


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aclu; humor
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To: F16Fighter

First, it's parody.

Second, how many times has Al Qaeda used our justice system to effect the changes they want? How many planes has the ACLU flown into buildings? How many ACLU members have joined the insurgency in Iraq? the Taliban in Afghanistan?

The way you use the word "terrorist" has stripped all of the meaning from that word.


21 posted on 12/01/2004 8:54:23 AM PST by dmz
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To: politicaljunkee

The ACLU is soooo right, why if a "proper" bus route cannot be found, the churches should be burned to the ground, because as we all know, God is THE MOST dangerous thing facing our children today.(sarcasm)

Secularist Facist A-holes.


22 posted on 12/01/2004 8:57:16 AM PST by trubluolyguy (Co-ed naked FReepin' dude!)
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To: bert

Another who bothers not to determine the truth or parody of a situation before commenting.

And what lovely comments they are. Let's "civilly" intimidate some guys kids and parents 'cuz we don't like him. Wow.


23 posted on 12/01/2004 9:01:04 AM PST by dmz
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To: politicaljunkee
Junkee,

This is what I was talking about.

It's kind of like poking a stick into a fire ant mound ... fun to watch for a while but there's no way to simmer 'em down once you've got 'em aggitated.

24 posted on 12/01/2004 9:02:46 AM PST by tx_eggman ("All I need to know about Islam I learned on 09/11/01" - Crawdad)
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To: goldstategop

You wouldn't think the ACLU would try to ban the Declaration of Independence either, would you? But they are. (Yes. I know it is satire, but is mighty close to the truth.)


25 posted on 12/01/2004 9:05:29 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: dmz
"First, it's parody."

So....

"Second, how many times has Al Qaeda used our justice system to effect the changes they want?"

"Used" or "subverted"?? "Changes" or "destruction"??

" How many planes has the ACLU flown into buildings? How many ACLU members have joined the insurgency in Iraq? the Taliban in Afghanistan?

The way you use the word 'terrorist has stripped all of the meaning from that word."

Gee Sparky -- is this your only criteria for plotting "terrorism"? You're woefully naive OR just a patsy.

Through its subversion OF the courts, the ACLU supports the civil "rights" of terrorists, pedophiles, and serial murderers;

Undermines and conspires to crush every last vestige of America's Christian culture and tradition;

Openly promotes and advocates its philosophy of "religious" athiesism, moral relativity, amorality, and social and cultural anarchy as a means to an end -- Stalinism.

Where have YOU been? In a cave?

26 posted on 12/01/2004 9:21:22 AM PST by F16Fighter
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To: politicaljunkee
Humor is allowed but it will be graded..
Hardly original... Ironic Humor.. I give you a C+...
Since the ACLU is such an easy target..
27 posted on 12/01/2004 9:27:56 AM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: politicaljunkee
Rush just referenced this article to demonstrate how good comedy is based in plausibility.

He asked the question, 'How many of you believed this?' Because it's not far-fetched, given the ACLU's agenda.

28 posted on 12/01/2004 9:43:21 AM PST by genew (Political correctness is a deadly social disease.)
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To: politicaljunkee

Rush read the story on air today.


29 posted on 12/01/2004 9:54:28 AM PST by pookie18 (Clinton Happens!)
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To: politicaljunkee
Hat's off to Paul Nowak for this one:


30 posted on 12/01/2004 10:12:04 AM PST by Pirate21 (America has spoken!! Now, let's live up to the call.)
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To: dmz

You should note that the trigger was the man's name. Parody or not doesn't matter when the point is to place the term civil intimidation on the record.

The tactic is valid. Spouses,Kids, parents, colleagues bear responsibility for the man. He has become a civil liability and society has a right to react in a serious manner. Disrupted and ruined lives are a small price to pay.


31 posted on 12/01/2004 10:32:54 AM PST by bert (Don't Panic.....)
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To: tx_eggman; politicaljunkee; Grampa Dave
haha! With the ACLU, I can believe anything!


32 posted on 12/01/2004 11:01:07 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
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