[Bombardier]

Sounds about right.

[LauraleeBraswell]

Oh God THATS Funny

[sionnsar]

NOOOOOO!!!! You don't need firearms to secede! Just make your declaration of intent and we'll sit down and hash out what land you'll take with you.

I think we can give you a square mile somewhere around North Dakota -- since you vlue-staters love to tlive in rabbit warrens that should be plenty. Then you can demonctrate to the world the correctness of your thinking.

[RightWhale]

The Blue States inventoried the food they have in warehouses and stores and saw they would last about two weeks.

[7.62 x 51mm]

There are NO so-called Blue States; merely Blue Cities. And America can easily do without the lowlife, subhuman, liberal-demokkkRAT filth residing therein.

[cripplecreek]

Cold, unarmed, and hungry is no way to start a revolution.

[GulfWar1Vet]

5th Connecticut Watergun Regiment LOL....that sounds right as well! What a hoot!

[RichLane]

lol that is funny

[cripplecreek]

The Alger county Navy found it's plans to come to the besieged city of Detroits aid a bit more complicated when workers at the Soo locks drained the locks and mooned the seamen.

[Dan from Michigan]

And the gun areas in the 'blue states' are red counties............

[clintonh8r]

The eventual effects of homosexuality and abortion will cause an inevitable secession of Blue Staters without any geographic consequences, which is the desired outcome anyway....

[ezo4]

This is fun article and so true

I deal with liberals all the time in Seattle. I have seen these people openly discuss violence against republicans, Christians and anyone that would vote for President Bush.

I would just sit a listen and then discuss with friends and family what I have seen. These people really don’t have a clue what is outside of there immediate city neighborhoods. Let alone what people think once they get out of the metro areas.

And the poster that said there are only Blue Cities is absolutely correct. These cities are surrounded. Literally.

[DTogo]

Give 'em what's west of the San Andreas Fault, and then we'll pull a Lex Luther on 'em! ;)

[Dave Burns]

Give the blue states what they; a tax increase. Repeal the deduction for state and city income taxes and make municipal bond interest taxable. We can then balance the budget. Also set a maximum business deduction for meals of $20. Cap the mortgage interest deduction for homes worth over $400,000. Raise the income ceiling on the Social Security tax and include investment income.

[Doctor Raoul]

ANDY ROONEY: "Did you ever notice that it's always the people who want to keep black people in servitude that want to secede?"

[Doctor Raoul]

ANDY ROONEY: "Did you ever notice that it's always the people who want to keep black people in servitude that want to secede?"

[Texas Eagle]

Plans drawn up by the Blue States to secede from the United States were scrapped yesterday, as would-be militant separatists realized "it's kinda hard to secede when you don't own any guns."

Sheeeyit. As if we'd even try to stop them.

[45semi]

Because of how the majority of the people voted...
Some people believe that everyone else is rabidly religious, un-informed, homophobic, or intentionally ignorant / arrogant.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
Some people want to boycott travel, boycott business & industry, and strangle other people economically.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
Some people want to 'secede' from the United States.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
Some people write hate filled diatribes that are stereotypicalizing, mindless generalizations about other 'regions' of the nation.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
There are websites with such lovely titles as 'F_cktheSouth.com' and 'ChoosetheBlue.com'.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
Some people have decided they have to move to Canada because our nation is somehow the scene of a disaster.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
There is petty sniping and stupid bickering about what 'section' of our nation does the most for whom, which is better at what, etc...
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
Major news network correspondents make comments such as "this year’s election results reflected the triumph of the stupid ”.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
The minority has decided that massive fraud occurred, that somehow a handful of people duped an entire nation.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
The nonsense spewing forth from the minority practically assures that they will remain the minority for decades to come, at the very least.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
Jesse Jackson is coming to a town near you with some crackpot idea of changing history, somehow.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
The minority is willing to 'write off' entire states because their candidate didnt win there. Regardless of vote percentage won by candidate.
Because of how the majority of the people voted...
Some people thinking ahead to 2008 declare they share the values & morals of 2004's winners, even though they belong to 2004's losing side. (see bottom)

"I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events."
-Senator Hillary Clinton

[penowa]

Yes, and those couple of thousand of armed deer hunters spread throughout rural PA will have their guns trained on the secessionists to make certain that they take nothing but Philadelphia when they go.

[Luke21]

No, they have guns in Wisconsin too. Recent news reports confirm that.