[sionnsar]

NOOOOOO!!!! You don't need firearms to secede! Just make your declaration of intent and we'll sit down and hash out what land you'll take with you.

I think we can give you a square mile somewhere around North Dakota -- since you vlue-staters love to tlive in rabbit warrens that should be plenty. Then you can demonctrate to the world the correctness of your thinking.

[NC Native]

I say we make a trade with Canada, giving them New England and the west coast in exchange for the large, rather conservative western provinces. Hey, everyone could actually feel pretty comfortable with the result.