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James Lileks: What Would John Wayne Do?
The Newhouse News Service ^ | November 24, 2004 | James Lileks

Posted on 11/24/2004 9:39:36 AM PST by quidnunc

Under normal circumstances, there is a word for people who attempt to separate the president from his Secret Service agents, and that word is "dead."

So perhaps the Chilean security agents who detained an agent attached to President Bush should be feeling as if they have a new lease on life, no? Probably not. Some inexplicable spasm of machismo led the Chileans to turn a simple walk to a photo op into a rugby scrum. You can well imagine how the president felt when his ever-present bodyguard evaporated. He was all alone and open to harm, so what did he do? No, Terry McAuliffe, he did not re-enlist in the Texas Air National Guard. He went over to the jostling knot of chest-bumpers and hauled his agent out.

And that's why they hate us! Seriously. So it seems. Said Marcelo Romero, a reporter at Santiago's newspaper La Cuarta: "All of us journalists agree that President Bush looked like a cowboy. It was total breach of protocol. I've seen a lot of John Wayne movies, and President Bush was definitely acting like a cowboy."

Again, we must remind the rest of the world: "Cowboy" is not quite the insult you believe it to be. It's like calling a Frenchman a gourmand and expecting him to shrink back in shame.

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1 posted on 11/24/2004 9:39:37 AM PST by quidnunc
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To: quidnunc
And that's why they hate us! Seriously. So it seems. Said Marcelo Romero, a reporter at Santiago's newspaper La Cuarta: "All of us journalists agree that President Bush looked like a cowboy. It was total breach of protocol. I've seen a lot of John Wayne movies, and President Bush was definitely acting like a cowboy."

President Bush was the one who "breached protocol"? Those fools down there damn near almost created an international incident. Even a complete simpleton knows that in this day and age you just don't interfere with a head of state's security detail, jeez.

2 posted on 11/24/2004 9:43:00 AM PST by jpl (The tribe has spoken, now for goodness sake, get a life.)
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To: quidnunc

How the West was won? Cowboys!!!


3 posted on 11/24/2004 9:45:44 AM PST by MadAnthony1776
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To: quidnunc

Being a man isn't politically correct. That's why they hate him, and why we don't.


4 posted on 11/24/2004 9:47:27 AM PST by Spok
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To: quidnunc
Again, we must remind the rest of the world: "Cowboy" is not quite the insult you believe it to be. It's like calling a Frenchman a gourmand and expecting him to shrink back in shame.

We love cowboys. Bush and Reagan, two our our greatest cowboys. 'Nuff said.
5 posted on 11/24/2004 9:47:57 AM PST by baseballmom (You Know Where I Stand - GW Bush - 9/2/04 We're standing with you, Mr. President)
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To: MadAnthony1776

Cowboy up!


6 posted on 11/24/2004 9:48:40 AM PST by jjmcgo
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What Would John Wayne Do?

by James Lileks

Under normal circumstances, there is a word for people who attempt to separate the president from his Secret Service agents, and that word is "dead."

So perhaps the Chilean security agents who detained an agent attached to President Bush should be feeling as if they have a new lease on life, no? Probably not. Some inexplicable spasm of machismo led the Chileans to turn a simple walk to a photo op into a rugby scrum. You can well imagine how the president felt when his ever-present bodyguard evaporated. He was all alone and open to harm, so what did he do? No, Terry McAuliffe, he did not re-enlist in the Texas Air National Guard. He went over to the jostling knot of chest-bumpers and hauled his agent out.

And that's why they hate us! Seriously. So it seems. Said Marcelo Romero, a reporter at Santiago's newspaper La Cuarta: "All of us journalists agree that President Bush looked like a cowboy. It was total breach of protocol. I've seen a lot of John Wayne movies, and President Bush was definitely acting like a cowboy."

Again, we must remind the rest of the world: "Cowboy" is not quite the insult you believe it to be. It's like calling a Frenchman a gourmand and expecting him to shrink back in shame.

The message boards on the Internet were full of scorn; some fevered typists seemed to think Karl Rove had made Bush do it to look tough. Rove used a joystick to activate the control pack installed in Bush's spine, the one that made his jacket bulge in the debates. To be fair, if President Kerry had done the same thing, some rabid right-wingers would have hit the message boards to scoff: "No man left behind LOL wonder if he shot the Chilean guy in the back as he ran." But distaste for Bush is a global phenomenon. Ask anyone who's been abroad. They hate him.

So what?

Really, so what? Yes, global cooperation might be easier if every time Bush went abroad he washed the feet of the local oligarch, passed out $50 bills and free stem cells to the poor, apologized for deposing Saddam Hussein, and climbed into a dunk tank so every leftist in the country could throw baseballs at his head. But even then there would be great enmity toward the leadership of the United States. And there will be great enmity until we let the innumerable Lilliputians of the globalist movement tie us down with treaties and U.N. resolutions and International Criminal Court indictments.

But just because the world hates Cowboy Bush doesn't mean we're wrong.

What is the world, exactly? Check the headlines. "The world," naturally, is incensed by one Marine shooting a wounded terrorist. It angers the world more than the film of the death houses and torture chambers discovered in Iraq. (Which do you think airs more often on Al-Jazeera? Those were no doubt day care centers and wellness outreach clinics until the Brutal U.S. Occupation radicalized the kind folk of Fallujah.) No, the world hates us more -- either for doing something about Fallujah, or for reminding the diplomats who float from reception to reception that such places exist. Hard to tell.

More news of the world, with all its conceits and follies: "Arafat's Nephew Hints Israel Poisoned Palestinian Leader." There wasn't room in Yasser Arafat's body for more poison. His heart took care of that. "U.N. Official Says Iranians Seem to Curb Atom Activity." (To be followed by "Mushroom Cloud Seems to Appear Over Tel Aviv.") In the Congo, the United Nations is under investigation for 150 counts of sexual abuse by its staff and soldiers; do we get to hold them in contempt? Vladimir Putin has been doing his best to rig Ukraine's election; does the world sneer and spit at him? French troops appeared to have fired on crowds in Ivory Coast, but does anyone line up to protest a visit by Jacques Chirac?

We're not saying everyone should love the president and the United States. But there's enough hate for everyone! Let's spread it around!

It's the multilateral thing to do.

Nov. 24, 2004


7 posted on 11/24/2004 9:49:03 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: quidnunc

I love cowboys, especially W.


8 posted on 11/24/2004 9:49:37 AM PST by sarasota
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To: quidnunc

In the Blue States they call it acting like a "Cowboy". In the Red States, that call it acting like a man.


9 posted on 11/24/2004 9:49:40 AM PST by Search4Truth (When a man lies he murders some part of the world.)
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To: quidnunc
there is a word for people who attempt to separate the president from his Secret Service agents, and that word is "dead."

This incident is pretty much played out -- on Free Republic as elsewhere-- but my one last thought is that I wonder who is getting unfortunate ideas from watching this. I wonder who noticed just how easy it was to separate the president from the SS for just a teensy bit of time...

10 posted on 11/24/2004 9:50:29 AM PST by aBootes
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To: jpl
The one part of this story that you never hear about is that this was nearly identical to a scene that occurred in New York in August during the meeting of the U.N. General Assembly. Only that time it was the U.S. security personnel who detained a member of the Chilean staff -- for nearly an hour, if my information is correct.

This was nothing more than payback by the Chilean government.

11 posted on 11/24/2004 9:57:10 AM PST by Alberta's Child (If whiskey was his mistress, his true love was the West . . .)
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To: Constitution Day

Thank you for providing the whole article.


12 posted on 11/24/2004 9:57:11 AM PST by JenB
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To: quidnunc

John Wayne wouldn't have done anything, unless it was in his script. This is the real world where George Bush lives, where we live, not a Hollywood sound stage. W only gets one take, and he does just fine.


13 posted on 11/24/2004 10:02:59 AM PST by Big Digger (If you can keep your head when others are losing theirs, you must be a Republican)
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To: JenB

:)

I would have posted it first, but I had to eat lunch!


14 posted on 11/24/2004 10:04:27 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

I need on this ping list. I'm becoming a hugh Lileks fan.


15 posted on 11/24/2004 10:08:22 AM PST by NeoCaveman ("I expressed myself rather forcefully, felt better after I had done it," -- VP Cheney)
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To: Search4Truth

"In the Blue States they call it acting like a "Cowboy". In the Red States, that call it acting like a man."

Bump that!


16 posted on 11/24/2004 10:10:09 AM PST by JustAnotherSavage ("As frightening as terrorism is, it's the weapon of losers." P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: Alberta's Child
Only that time it was the U.S. security personnel who detained a member of the Chilean staff -- for nearly an hour, if my information is correct.

The U.S. doesn't provide security personnel to the United Nations. They hire their own and they are U.N. security personnel. They have no status as agents of the United States.

17 posted on 11/24/2004 10:13:14 AM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: dubyaismypresident
But this is James Lileks, not Hugh Lileks. ;^)

You've been added!

18 posted on 11/24/2004 10:15:07 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: jjmcgo

Cowboy BUMP !


19 posted on 11/24/2004 10:16:04 AM PST by PoorMuttly ("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")
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To: baseballmom
We love cowboys. Bush and Reagan, two our our greatest cowboys. 'Nuff said.

And there was Cowboy from New York, who loved the West, Teddy Roosevelt.

20 posted on 11/24/2004 10:23:36 AM PST by El Gato (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
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