So we will have Bible Hillary quoting scripture for the next four years. Right.
The Hillary metamorphosis begins...............as I predicted
I think she means she's an Evilgelical.
You have to admire her gonads, though....
read this hillary baloney.
"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints."
Spoken like a true scumbag lawyer.
I prefer her other comment, spoken to well-off supporters: "We're going to take things away from you for the common good." Now THAT is a quote from Hillarious that you can believe.
I could not make sense out of her nonsense..This is why I don't believe she can win a national election.
Hasn't it been documented that Hillary attended seances?
A little help...someone???
The closest Hillary comes to church ius when she is politicking in a Black baptist church.
Dont tell me she goes regularly , if she did it would be with a Cameraman in tow.
I saw it coming when slick willie started talking about seeing hitlery's face "bathed in light" during his near death experience.
Gimme a break. She thinks we're the idiots..
A: They were dating the same girl in college.
This is too good to be true. It's got to be a satire, like the time Mariah Carey supposedly said, of the starving children in Africa, "I mean, you know, I'd love to be that thin, but without all the flies and death and stuff."
Ping
"Grrrrrrr," she went on. "Ah hates them hommasexshuls and eevilooshunisters."
But seriously...."I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints."
Come on. She didn't actually say that, did she? It's a Scrappleface parody, right?
Right?
".....where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events..."
She said evangelically. Can you believe this creature??!! So, I guess, just as she was always secretly a Yankees fan, she has always been secretly an evangelical.
And the South is her "spiritual home"??!!
Is anyone really dumb enough to fall for any of this bunk?
Actually, the South probably does have a place in her heart, since that is where she and BJ perfected their techniques for feeding at the public trough and for getting ahead through corruption.
He recounts his passage to orthodox belief and shows how the left is having a slow sea change in its control of much of the ecumenical arms of Christian and Jewish denominations.
Oh, please, she hardly ever attended church in Arkansas and then it was not with Bill. Who does she think she is fooling. She has one of the foulest mouths I have ever heard and a physically violent temper.
'been laughing over this one for over a week -
She's got her talking points lined up early = Her whole statement seemed to be tripping over itself in her mind as she was thinking, seemingly, "Oh, oh, the N.Y. folk are going to get mad if they hear me say Arkansas's my home - oh, no, so will the D.C. folks..." so her tongue gets twisted 6 ways to Sunday -
that fits, so does the truth when coming outta her mouth! "if you want to know the truth" ;o)
But seriously, these folk are all jumping on the Bible Bandwagon: They know not what they are playing with! this will come back and whup them up side the head so sharp, they'll never even know where it comes from...or who to blame, since it wont be a vast right wing conspiracy...it'll come neither from the left nor the right. I'd be getting a hard hat, were I them.
This is a hoax, just in case someone reads it as serious. A joke, a parody. It didn't happen. :)