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Hillary: As Evangelical as is Feasible. [Hilarious Hillary quote]
Crosswalk.com ^ | 11-20-04 | Kevin McCullough

Posted on 11/23/2004 2:37:29 PM PST by Jeff Blogworthy

~9:05pm~ EST EVANGELICAL HILLARY?: I admit I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I read the quote attributed to Hillary from an upcoming print edition of the National Review.

HillaryWatch was the first one to bring it to my attention...

Speaking to a "church based" newsletter this week in anticipation of the opening of the Clinton Presidential Library, Mrs. Clinton made the following statements...

"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events."

I went to one of the leading "evangelical" schools in the nation. I can quite assuredly verify for you that there is no "EVANGELICAL WAY" of worshiping. Evangelicals are as diverse as the rest of the population.

What unifies them - and identifies them AS evangelicals - is not how they worship. It is what they believe.

And this is yet another glaring example of how liberals believe that the reason they lost in 2004 was because they did not trick the population into thinking that the political left "believes" as well.

The "Values Voters" that participated in the election this year - don't have some ethereal mystical type of belief system. They actually DO BELIEVE in certain absolutes and they organize their lives around the beliefs they hold.

Caring for the poor - is not a "Values Voters" issue - liberals and conservatives alike believe that we need to help the poor. The difference in the two is HOW to go about doing it.

The "Values Voters" this year actually hold specific conviction about morality - and the left has been left hanging clueless since as to figure out how to respond to people of strong conviction.

So in that reality you will continue to see Hillary and others say silly things like how they LOVE to worship "in as much of an evangelical way as is feasible"...

In fact they give blatant pandering a bad name. --------------------------------------------------


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: christian; evangelical; hildabeast; hillary; hillarysfaith; hillarywatch; hoax; mccoulloughisidiot; nottrue; nrodthumor; quote; satire; saveamerica; searchisyourfriend; stophillary; youknow
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Sorry if this has been posted already. I did a search and did not see it. This is too funny.
1 posted on 11/23/2004 2:37:29 PM PST by Jeff Blogworthy
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
Hillary as a young girl.


2 posted on 11/23/2004 2:41:18 PM PST by Graybeard58
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

So we will have Bible Hillary quoting scripture for the next four years. Right.


3 posted on 11/23/2004 2:41:28 PM PST by Sam the Sham
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

The Hillary metamorphosis begins...............as I predicted


4 posted on 11/23/2004 2:41:40 PM PST by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
I can quite assuredly verify for you that there is no "EVANGELICAL WAY" of worshiping. Evangelicals are as diverse as the rest of the population.

I think she means she's an Evilgelical.

You have to admire her gonads, though....

5 posted on 11/23/2004 2:42:28 PM PST by freebilly ("Body parts everywhere!")
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To: xsmommy

read this hillary baloney.


6 posted on 11/23/2004 2:42:36 PM PST by tioga
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints."

Spoken like a true scumbag lawyer.

I prefer her other comment, spoken to well-off supporters: "We're going to take things away from you for the common good." Now THAT is a quote from Hillarious that you can believe.


7 posted on 11/23/2004 2:42:59 PM PST by wvobiwan (Touchdown! Suckers walk...)
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To: tioga

she DOES understand that America laughs at her, right?


8 posted on 11/23/2004 2:43:32 PM PST by AnnCoulterismyhero
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

I could not make sense out of her nonsense..This is why I don't believe she can win a national election.


9 posted on 11/23/2004 2:43:39 PM PST by MEG33 ( Congratulations President Bush!..Thank you God. Four More Years!)
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To: Graybeard58

HAHAHA!!!


10 posted on 11/23/2004 2:43:41 PM PST by RockinRight (Liberals are OK with racism and sexism, as long as it is aimed at a Republican.)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

Hasn't it been documented that Hillary attended seances?

A little help...someone???


11 posted on 11/23/2004 2:43:59 PM PST by TitansAFC (Al Gonzales for SCOTUS? Let's just nominate Arlen Specter.)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

The closest Hillary comes to church ius when she is politicking in a Black baptist church.

Dont tell me she goes regularly , if she did it would be with a Cameraman in tow.


12 posted on 11/23/2004 2:44:27 PM PST by sgtbono2002
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

I saw it coming when slick willie started talking about seeing hitlery's face "bathed in light" during his near death experience.


13 posted on 11/23/2004 2:44:35 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events."

Gimme a break. She thinks we're the idiots..

14 posted on 11/23/2004 2:44:40 PM PST by ez (Let the tolerant tolerate my intolerance!)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
Q: How did Bill and Hillary meet?

A: They were dating the same girl in college.

15 posted on 11/23/2004 2:45:18 PM PST by mrobison (We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

This is too good to be true. It's got to be a satire, like the time Mariah Carey supposedly said, of the starving children in Africa, "I mean, you know, I'd love to be that thin, but without all the flies and death and stuff."


16 posted on 11/23/2004 2:46:52 PM PST by wizardoz (Arafat's funeral was the Wellstone memorial, with guns.)
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To: TitansAFC

I don't know about seances... I know that she has openly admitted to channeling Eleanor Roosevelt.


17 posted on 11/23/2004 2:46:53 PM PST by Jeff Blogworthy
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To: RockinRight

Hillary a "Christian Conservative"????
Then Saddam Hussein is a human rights activist and Michael Moore is a triathalon champion!


18 posted on 11/23/2004 2:47:05 PM PST by Riverman94610
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To: TexasGreg; jb6

Ping


19 posted on 11/23/2004 2:47:11 PM PST by GarySpFc (Sneakypete, De Oppresso Liber)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
"As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth...."

"Grrrrrrr," she went on. "Ah hates them hommasexshuls and eevilooshunisters."

But seriously...."I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints."

Come on. She didn't actually say that, did she? It's a Scrappleface parody, right?

Right?

20 posted on 11/23/2004 2:47:13 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (We're none of us prefect.)
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