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Mark Morford: Monday Night Softcore
The San Francisco Chronic ^
| 11/20/04
| Mark Morford, the pillow biter
Posted on 11/21/2004 9:47:34 AM PST by gopwinsin04
So, who are they? Who are the ones who have no problem watching a Monday Night Football game in which huge sweaty steroid pakced men in cute homoerotic tights smash each other as hard as possible hoping they break bodies, induce aneurysms and draw blood during out most violent, drug addled and corrupted national televised sporting spectatcle, but actually picked up the phone to complain to ABC about the 'racy' ad promoting 'Desperate Housewives' that led into the game?
They are the same people that complained about 1.5 seconds of Janet Jackson's nipple, the same ones who complain about low slung jeans on high school girls and teen sex in the Abercrombie and Fitch catalogs and who think ribbed condoms are the sign of the devil, Astroglide is some sort of dance step and any reference to anal sex means you should be strung up by your eyelids and beaten with Pat Robertson's sermons until you look like Mel Gibson's veal cut Jesus.
They are the same people who have no problem restricing a woman's right to choose and rejecting the undeniable value of stem cell research, but somehow think fertility clinics are God's gift to unhappy, barren Republican parents, clinics where more 'unborn' zygotes that fail to stick are tossed into the trash everyday than in any urban abortion clinic in a year.
What, too harsh? Hardly.
And yes, they are the same ones who fear gays with a schocking and truly hearbreaking intensity and truly believe homosexuals want to 'recruit' their children into the world of dildos, show tunes and tight tank tops, but couldn't care less about the fact that Massachusetts (gay marrige central) has the lowest divorce rate in the nation.
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Time to give Elton a call to comiserate Morford..
To: gopwinsin04
This is the same person to whom Liberace is a role model, and Truman Capote is 'butch.'
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posted on
11/21/2004 9:51:02 AM PST
by
atomicpossum
(I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
To: gopwinsin04
Maybe you've already guessed that they're probably the very same people Bush's ferret of a campaign manager, Ken Mehlman, the 36-year-old Rove protégeé and glistening demon-in-training who Dubya just named to head the GOP... What a compliment to Mehlman - being called a demon-in-training by the likes of Morford!
Morford is a gem. He creates hundreds of new Republican voters with every column. ;)
To: gopwinsin04
Way to generalize there, Mr. Morford.
But just as a broken clock is right twice a day, you have something actually resembling a valid argument at one point here:
They are the same people who have no problem restricting a woman's right to choose and rejecting the undeniable value of stem cell research, but somehow think fertility clinics are God's gift to unhappy, barren Republican parents, clinics where more 'unborn' zygotes that fail to stick are tossed into the trash everyday than in any urban abortion clinic in a year.
To: Mr. Jeeves
And Morford never fails to deliver in every column..
To: atomicpossum
I think Siegfried and Roy may be Morford's role model..
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
11/21/2004 10:11:40 AM PST
by
expatguy
(Fallujah Delenda Est!!)
To: gopwinsin04
Geez, Morford....hate much? What vile, venomous tripe.
I think somebody has "issues"! LOL
To: expatguy; All
I bet this guy is gayLOL, and I'm betting the sun rises in the east and the Pope's Catholic.
our utterly baffled universal God, the one who is omnipresent and pansexual and carnivorous and ironic and full of raunchy bliss and deep humor and who isn't perpetually short of cash or firearms or false chastity.
Markie's addicted to setting up straw men. Does anyone know which God he describes?
To: gopwinsin04
Whats with those who spend themselves defending every bit of trash the see?
To: presidio9
To: mountaineer
Markie's addicted to setting up straw men. Does anyone know which God he describes? Priapus.
To: gopwinsin04
Is this his first post-election column? The first one, I mean, that didn't have to do with the election? I'd say he's lost a little snap off the old screwball. I detect a distinct diminution of energy here.
To: gopwinsin04
LOVE THE KEYWORDS. DID YOU PASTE THEM FROM A PREVIOUS POSTING OR WHAT?
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posted on
11/21/2004 10:48:55 AM PST
by
kralcmot
(Duh-uhhhhhhh)
To: gopwinsin04; NYC GOP Chick; presidio9
Nice to see that she has her panties in a wad again...
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posted on
11/21/2004 10:54:53 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Gabba Gabba Hey!)
To: gopwinsin04
Remember what happened when Roy tried to do with the tiger what Morford does with his gerbil...
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posted on
11/21/2004 10:56:13 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Gabba Gabba Hey!)
To: gopwinsin04
An angry American man. Cannot handle being marginalized,
needs reassurance that he is really, no, I mean really OK.
Wisdom is justified by her children, we'll hope to hear from you in 30 years.
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posted on
11/21/2004 11:12:38 AM PST
by
Getready
((...Fear not ...))
To: expatguy
I would wager a lot of bucks that Miss Morford is Watching the Saturday night Football thinking about unpardonable sins with the players and the Marines returning from Iraq.
He turns to his husband of the moment and growls " Why weren't you a Gunny or a short guard.
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posted on
11/21/2004 11:14:58 AM PST
by
Little Bill
(A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
To: gopwinsin04
Who are the ones who have no problem watching a Monday Night Football game in which huge sweaty steroid packed men in cute homoerotic tights smash each other as hard as possible hoping they break bodies, induce aneurysms and draw blood during out most violent, drug addled and corrupted national televised sporting spectacle?Me! Love that spandex!! I love the Patriots - who seem to be very well behaved on and off the field.
Violent and drawing blood? Try hockey and (lately) basketball. Drug addled (steroids)? Try baseball. Corrupted? Try those French figure skating coaches.
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posted on
11/21/2004 11:16:49 AM PST
by
LibFreeOrDie
(A Freep a day keeps the liberals away.)
To: gopwinsin04
huge sweaty steroid packed men in cute homoerotic tights smash each other as hard as possible hoping they break bodies, induce aneurysms and draw blood during out most violent, drug addled and corrupted national televised sporting spectatcle, LOL! I dare the fairy Morford to go into any NFL locker room and say this.
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posted on
11/21/2004 11:18:44 AM PST
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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