Top Ten Things Overheard At The Opening Of The Clinton Library

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[april15Bendovr]

Top Ten Things Overheard At The Opening Of The Clinton Library

10. "I'm sorry, this part of the library is strictly for 21-and-over."

9. "A library in Arkansas--well, now I've seen everything."

8. "The hours are 9 to ???"

7. "This is the first presidential library I've seen with hourly rates."

6. "He has the largest collection of adult magazines since Herbert Hoover."

5. "Don't forget to try the snack bar's impeachment cobbler."

4. "That concludes our ceremony--you're all invited to stay for ham hocks and moonshine."

3. "Damn, Bubba has a huge desk."

2. "It's the only presidential library with a ladies' night."

1. "Security to the front--Kerry is here sobbing again."

[april15Bendovr]

Forgive me if this has been posted already.

[Always Right]

"I never knew these double-wides were so roomy"

[april15Bendovr]

President Bush states to Laura "I knew it was missing here is the Lincoln Bed room."

[cloud8]

"Knee pads are on sale at the gift shop."

[april15Bendovr]

Bill states "here is my favorite portrait of Hillary and Barbara Streisand having a cat fight."

[Commiewatcher]

"How much are those cigars in the gift shop?"

[GeorgeW23225]

Do they plan on having any "Blue Dress" specials??? :-)

[asgardshill]

Q: How do you know when you're at the Clinton Presidential Library?
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A: All the books are organized using the Dew-her Decimal System.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

"These brochures are made from the recycled remains of shredded Whitewater documents."

[Liz]

"Mr Clinton is out back, inspecting the Gennifer Flowers Exhibit."

[The Brush]

Circumcised?
I asked if you could super size it!

[ErnBatavia]

We need to set up a Free Republic Tornado pool....someday, sometime that place'll get sucked up.

[digger48]

After they got the Liebrary set up, they used the "WIDE LOAD" signs for Hillary's lard ass.

[Huck]

I like #9. I saw the ceremony on cspan and I was happy to see the Lord rained all over his parade. They all looked dreary and unhappy in the rain. Haha!

[bray]

If this Library's Rockin, don't bother Knockin!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[Joe 6-pack]

Check out the specials in our gift shop...

[patso]

Al Franken looked like a prissy Elton John in his pink frock

[Moonmad27]

Boy howdy, that's the best deal on "futrons" you'll see all day!

[raccoonradio]

Meet Glenn Quagmire, the "Family Guy" character whom I feel is inspired by Bill Clinton.

("Last one to 20 pays for the hooker! Alllll right!!"