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Posted on 11/19/2004 5:24:00 PM PST by LouAvul
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To: LouAvul
Hilarious, I want more stories.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:40:04 PM PST
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: LouAvul
My sister boiled a package of hot dogs for 2 1/2 hours. I had an aunt call me up and ask me how long should she boil corn dogs! Thank goodness there are only 2 really bad cooks in the family.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:40:57 PM PST
by
Arpege92
(Modern liberalism requires everyone to look different but think the same. - Lizavetta)
To: LouAvul
"No I didn't stuff it before I cooked it. It was already full of stuff when I bought it. "
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:41:46 PM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Larry Lucido
Hi, my name is Teraysa Heinz Kerry.
On tonight's show, 23 ways to spice up that plebian
Turkey with Ketchup.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:42:30 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: firebrand
She should have used a Tom turkey.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:43:47 PM PST
by
Old Professer
( Unabashed advocate for the ignition and inhalation of bundled plant products in private)
To: boomop1
My sister thought she was following mom's instructions.
She survived.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:44:28 PM PST
by
bannie
(Jamma Nana!)
To: SamAdams76
Did you ever try staring in an oven window slowly growing dim for eight hours?
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:45:12 PM PST
by
Old Professer
( Unabashed advocate for the ignition and inhalation of bundled plant products in private)
To: diamond6
My ex sister-in-law was hosting the family Thanksgiving for the first time, she was trying to get everything right. My parents turned off the highway a few blocks from their house. They could smell something kinda overpowering. She had a cold at the time and couldn't smell the stuffing and put in 1 and 1/2 bottles of thyme. The turkey was tinged green.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:45:39 PM PST
by
AirForceMom
(I have post-election elation syndrome)
To: TXnMA
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:45:48 PM PST
by
bannie
(Jamma Nana!)
To: ProudVet77
Yes, you can thaw, cook, and then refreeze the cooked turkey. I do it all the time.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:45:51 PM PST
by
LouAvul
To: marmar
Oh it was real alright, had a nice tablecloth, a nice plate
with dressing, potatos, green beens etc.
I don't know how many marines held that turkey leg.
I was always reminded of that Bill Mauldin cartoon
where the photog is telling a dogface," Congratulations
soldier, you are the 2000th GI to pose with that coke,
you may drink it."
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:46:37 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: 7.62 x 51mm
.foodtv.com's Tyler Florence
Is he the one that can't quite pronounce the name of his own show? "FooNiWahWah"
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:46:57 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(ErnBatavia, Coulter, Malkin, Ingraham....the ultimate Menage a Quatro)
To: TXnMA
If you close up the neck hole and drop it in with the body-cavity opening down, it will launch itself several feet in the air.
_______________________________________________________________
Its because of stunts like that that my wife will not let me have one of those turkey fryers. I betcha I could get 10 feet out of that bird. Food is to eat, not play with. Then why did they make potato cannons?
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:48:03 PM PST
by
crazyhorse691
(We won. We don't need to be forgiving. Let the heads roll!!!!!!!!!)
To: LouAvul
One year Thanksgiving was at my cousins. A notoriously ditsy blonde if there ever was one.
She was so proud to have cooked a turkey for the first time!
Unfortunately, we heard a big ' POOF-BOOM' noise.
Upon opening the oven, after checking the house for what it could have been, we found an exploded turkey.
Meat stuck on the oven walls in all directions- bony carcass in pan.
She had PACKED the bird with bread stuffing, but had also not known there was a paper bag inside with the neck, giblets, etc in it. That was jammed in there too.
Result- exploded turkey.
I think we salvaged some of the dark meat from the bottom.
She's never lived it down. lol
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:51:23 PM PST
by
ClearBlueSky
(Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
To: gitmo
That WKRP is so funny,WOW
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:51:28 PM PST
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
To: Bahbah
The year: 1973. Homemaking 101. Recipe said: Grease and flour bottom and sides of cake pan. It did not specify the INSIDE of pan. True story.
To: Viking2002
There is something terribly wrong with FR's server or these posts when it comes to pictures; I can download this site in 6 seconds after I exit FR:
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/politicalcartoons/ but it takes over a minute to load a single picture while in FR.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:52:09 PM PST
by
Old Professer
( Unabashed advocate for the ignition and inhalation of bundled plant products in private)
To: bannie
Our microwaves first victim was a tick my Dad found on the dog. We watched it explode & giggled like idiots. It was Dads idea so he had to clean it up. It was also his brilliant idea to microwave the turkey that year because my mother was ill. That was the worst turkey ever, but worth all the years of teasing we have gotten out of it.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:52:15 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Scream if you love silence.)
To: bannie
Open a pressure cooker before the little bobbing-thingie goes down. THEN clean the ceiling.
rofl
I did that once myself.
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posted on
11/19/2004 5:52:28 PM PST
by
delacoert
(imperat animus corpori, et paretur statim: imperat animus sibi, et resistitur. -AUGUSTINI)
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