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A message from your friendly, helful Mr. Herzot
"... forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table." ^

Posted on 11/19/2004 10:38:52 AM PST by Duke_Zelig

Peas... Little green Peas... I've always hated them, their texture, the taste, they're just plain nasty. I want to apologize to all of you for misspelling that word, as well as few others in my last post. I was in a rush, and was unable to edit the piece before I sent it out. As it was, my boss was about due to return from his trip to the Philippines, and I had to make it look as though I had been working, like the positively aggressive worker bee that I claim to be. Now, as I stated before, in a somewhat sloppy manner, I was simply giving a commentary on the sorry state of this quickly depreciating country of ours. WE ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER MEN, and its due time that we fight to better ourselves before its too late. If we're so dang anxious to step in and save the poor, oppressed Iraqis, then why not step in and help the other that need us more. Because Terrorists live in Irag? That’s just bogus trash talk! I'll tell you why, cause it wont line Bush's fat pockets the way he'd like, the way he needs, to feel like a big bad man. The man is about money, and corporation, and has been placed in office by the like. I weep for the future of this country, cause it's just about on its last legs. RIP AMERICA, RIP my lady love, for here we stand, our hands held high, our love as thick as newly churned butter.

-Peace out Blister Herzog


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KEYWORDS: ahole; beeber; buttpirateattack; commasforsale; commierat; pees; peesaloudattable; snortspeas; stuned; zot
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To: Duke_Zelig; scott0347
Duke_Zelig on his final roller-zotter ride...


81 posted on 11/19/2004 12:46:44 PM PST by TBarnett34 ("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
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To: Duke_Zelig

Get away from me, you smell like feet!


82 posted on 11/19/2004 12:48:38 PM PST by Darksheare (X)The belled one (X)
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To: Duke_Zelig

Slow learner, huh?


83 posted on 11/19/2004 12:48:49 PM PST by .38sw
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To: cake_crumb

aleady on it looking online for that color. :)


84 posted on 11/19/2004 12:50:38 PM PST by Americanwolf (Freedom... Protected by the brave so the meek and lazy don't have to get off the sofa.)
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To: KoRn

Wow! That was HUGH!!


85 posted on 11/19/2004 12:52:55 PM PST by international american (GOD BLESS OUR VETERANS! LAND OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!!)
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To: cinives

LOL...I heard it in a bar once a long time ago - I was the bartender - and basically considered it a VERY bad 'ba-DOOMBOOM' type of joke. I guess it's funnier to guys than gals...and it's to the guys' credit that they were too embarrassed to EXPLAIN that flour thing.


86 posted on 11/19/2004 12:56:21 PM PST by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: Duke_Zelig; Americanwolf

Duke baby step outside for some fresh air. The fumes are killing your brain cells.


87 posted on 11/19/2004 1:21:01 PM PST by Americanwolfsbrother (Democratic Underground: Home of the mental midget society)
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To: scott0347

88 posted on 11/19/2004 1:36:05 PM PST by Lady Jag (YAHOOO!!! W2!!!)
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89 posted on 11/19/2004 1:38:10 PM PST by Lady Jag (YAHOOO!!! W2!!!)
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To: johnb838
I bet that you were aloud to pee quietly like I was.

Did you ever pee aloud?
90 posted on 11/19/2004 1:51:20 PM PST by jimthewiz (California conservative in a bright red county)
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To: Duke_Zelig
This one wasn't any better - there's a lot more wrong with your composition than one misspelled word. One misspent life, for example.

You're really not very bright, are you?

91 posted on 11/19/2004 1:55:38 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Duke_Zelig; scott0347; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; ...
Bye!

He's dead, Jim!

He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).



Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.


92 posted on 11/19/2004 2:17:35 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Duke_Zelig

May your boss find out that you are using his computers to put out this left wing porn bs.


93 posted on 11/19/2004 2:22:55 PM PST by Grampa Dave (FNC/ABCNNBCBS & the MSM fishwraps are the Rathering Fraudcasters of America!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Ping http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1284137/posts


94 posted on 11/19/2004 2:25:02 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Dat troll is gettin' on my nerves....
95 posted on 11/19/2004 2:25:25 PM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi.)
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To: Duke_Zelig; MeekOneGOP
Mr. Zelig, we have found your pee


96 posted on 11/19/2004 2:29:17 PM PST by Lady Jag (YAHOOO!!! W2!!!)
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To: Duke_Zelig

Shut Up Fool

97 posted on 11/19/2004 2:30:31 PM PST by RushCrush (I Heart Halliburton)
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To: MeekOneGOP

98 posted on 11/19/2004 2:30:57 PM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

That's a great graphic except the folder on the right should be trash ;)


99 posted on 11/19/2004 2:32:44 PM PST by RushCrush (I Heart Halliburton)
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To: Duke_Zelig

100 posted on 11/19/2004 2:33:11 PM PST by Grampa Dave (FNC/ABCNNBCBS & the MSM fishwraps are the Rathering Fraudcasters of America!)
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