Jesus Christ: Democrat Candidate for 2008?

MoveOnPlease.org ^ | 11/17/2004

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Still wouldn't work...

[Izzy Dunne]

Wouldn't get thru the primaries.

[Publius]

When "The Outer Limits" was running on Showtime, they did an episode on this. David Ogdon Stiers played the scientist who cloned Jesus, producing a child with telekenesis.

[kipita]

I think they would prefer Barabas.

[Bluegrass Conservative]

Oh please. A Democrat candidate that doesn't lie? How would that EVER work?

[Slyfox]

[Tempest]

I'm sure if they cloned him he'd just end up registering as a Republican.

[cvq3842]

Ecch!

[Jaysun]

They're not getting the Bible belt. I don't care how many scriptures they stumble through, or how many churches they have their pictures taken in front of. As long as their overall plan remains "protect abortion, promote homosexuality, and replace the most successful economic system in the world with the most ineffective one" they're toast.

[hunter112]

Yes, but isn't it wonderful that they're completely clueless?

[xJones]

They're not trying to get into the Bible belt, they're mad as hell about voting Christians.

Liberal Scientists Hope to Have Bisexual, Left-Leaning Christ Fully Lab-Grown for Next Election

From Moore's website.

[Disambiguator]

You forgot U.P.D., "Unilateral Personal Disarmament."

[HeadOn]

Interesting - however, I don't believe Kings run for office..... :-)

[SuziQ]

He's pro-life; He'd never make it through the primary.

[UltraKonservativen]

The Dems are self destructing and it is sort of a "Train wreck" voyeurism that keeps me going back for more of the gore of it all. Stuff like this:

"We here at MoveOnPlease were overjoyed at the idea of running a simulation of the son of God under the Dem ticket in 2008. However, the process has not been without obstacles. For instance, though we're pretty sure Jesus was a Liberal, what if this particular breed of Lord and Savior doesn't lean left?

"It's too soon to tell, but God willing," said Faber, winking,"we think we've managed to make Jesus bisexual."

[Bommer]

"By advancing the growth stage through gene manipulation and fetal tissue injections, we're confident a new and improved Jesus Christ could be a viable Democratic candidate for 2008."

Only problem is that they would abort him before coming to full term.

[ladyinred]

With Christ as a Democrat candidate, we can put forward the entire liberal agenda and know the red states will have to back it or deny the will of their God."

I hesitate to laugh, but I can't help it, this is just funny stuff!

[Campion]

He'd lose to Pontius Pilate in the primaries. After all, Pilate has a nuanced view of truth ... "Truth? What is truth?"

[Duaine]

Well, what part of Immaculate Conception don't they get?///