Posted on 11/18/2004 12:46:04 PM PST by ArcLight
With hot button moral value issues continuing to make headlines and presidents, the Democrat party needs a bold new strategy to win Bible Belt votes if it is to remain viable in the 2008 election.With such a growing decency divide, how can the left put a candidate forward who appeals to both sides of these heated issues? Today's progressive liberal scientists say they have the answer.
"Thanks to advancements in cloning and stem cell research, we extracted DNA samples from what what we hope is the shroud of Turin," explains Liberal researcher Dr. Howard Faber, a genetic scientist at Cornell and longtime proponent of cloning fetuses for abortion. "By advancing the growth stage through gene manipulation and fetal tissue injections, we're confident a new and improved Jesus Christ could be a viable Democratic candidate for 2008."
(Excerpt) Read more at moveonplease.org ...
Still wouldn't work...
Wouldn't get thru the primaries.
When "The Outer Limits" was running on Showtime, they did an episode on this. David Ogdon Stiers played the scientist who cloned Jesus, producing a child with telekenesis.
I think they would prefer Barabas.
Oh please. A Democrat candidate that doesn't lie? How would that EVER work?
I'm sure if they cloned him he'd just end up registering as a Republican.
Ecch!
They're not getting the Bible belt. I don't care how many scriptures they stumble through, or how many churches they have their pictures taken in front of. As long as their overall plan remains "protect abortion, promote homosexuality, and replace the most successful economic system in the world with the most ineffective one" they're toast.
Yes, but isn't it wonderful that they're completely clueless?
Liberal Scientists Hope to Have Bisexual, Left-Leaning Christ Fully Lab-Grown for Next Election
From Moore's website.
You forgot U.P.D., "Unilateral Personal Disarmament."
Interesting - however, I don't believe Kings run for office..... :-)
He's pro-life; He'd never make it through the primary.
The Dems are self destructing and it is sort of a "Train wreck" voyeurism that keeps me going back for more of the gore of it all. Stuff like this:
"We here at MoveOnPlease were overjoyed at the idea of running a simulation of the son of God under the Dem ticket in 2008. However, the process has not been without obstacles. For instance, though we're pretty sure Jesus was a Liberal, what if this particular breed of Lord and Savior doesn't lean left?
"It's too soon to tell, but God willing," said Faber, winking,"we think we've managed to make Jesus bisexual."
Only problem is that they would abort him before coming to full term.
I hesitate to laugh, but I can't help it, this is just funny stuff!
He'd lose to Pontius Pilate in the primaries. After all, Pilate has a nuanced view of truth ... "Truth? What is truth?"
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