1 posted on
11/18/2004 12:46:06 PM PST by
ArcLight
To: ArcLight
2 posted on
11/18/2004 12:49:37 PM PST by
WinOne4TheGipper
(Yes DUmmies, we stole the election, but you'll never figure out how. Love, the VRWC.)
To: ArcLight
Wouldn't get thru the primaries.
3 posted on
11/18/2004 12:50:18 PM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: ArcLight
When "The Outer Limits" was running on Showtime, they did an episode on this. David Ogdon Stiers played the scientist who cloned Jesus, producing a child with telekenesis.
4 posted on
11/18/2004 12:52:49 PM PST by
Publius
To: ArcLight
I think they would prefer Barabas.
5 posted on
11/18/2004 12:53:29 PM PST by
kipita
(Rebel – the proletariat response to Aristocracy and Exploitation.)
To: ArcLight
Oh please. A Democrat candidate that doesn't lie? How would that EVER work?
To: ArcLight
7 posted on
11/18/2004 12:53:52 PM PST by
Slyfox
To: ArcLight
I'm sure if they cloned him he'd just end up registering as a Republican.
8 posted on
11/18/2004 12:54:32 PM PST by
Tempest
(Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
To: ArcLight
They're not getting the Bible belt. I don't care how many scriptures they stumble through, or how many churches they have their pictures taken in front of. As long as their overall plan remains "protect abortion, promote homosexuality, and replace the most successful economic system in the world with the most ineffective one" they're toast.
10 posted on
11/18/2004 12:59:31 PM PST by
Jaysun
(If you are what you eat then I'm cheap, fast, and bad for your health.)
To: ArcLight
Interesting - however, I don't believe Kings run for office..... :-)
14 posted on
11/18/2004 1:20:20 PM PST by
HeadOn
(Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.)
To: ArcLight
He's pro-life; He'd never make it through the primary.
15 posted on
11/18/2004 1:21:32 PM PST by
SuziQ
(W STILL the President)
To: ArcLight
The Dems are self destructing and it is sort of a "Train wreck" voyeurism that keeps me going back for more of the gore of it all. Stuff like this:
"We here at MoveOnPlease were overjoyed at the idea of running a simulation of the son of God under the Dem ticket in 2008. However, the process has not been without obstacles. For instance, though we're pretty sure Jesus was a Liberal, what if this particular breed of Lord and Savior doesn't lean left?
"It's too soon to tell, but God willing," said Faber, winking,"we think we've managed to make Jesus bisexual."
To: ArcLight
"By advancing the growth stage through gene manipulation and fetal tissue injections, we're confident a new and improved Jesus Christ could be a viable Democratic candidate for 2008."Only problem is that they would abort him before coming to full term.
17 posted on
11/18/2004 3:06:37 PM PST by
Bommer
To: ArcLight
With Christ as a Democrat candidate, we can put forward the entire liberal agenda and know the red states will have to back it or deny the will of their God." I hesitate to laugh, but I can't help it, this is just funny stuff!
18 posted on
11/18/2004 3:08:50 PM PST by
ladyinred
(Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
To: ArcLight
He'd lose to Pontius Pilate in the primaries. After all, Pilate has a nuanced view of truth ... "Truth? What is truth?"
19 posted on
11/18/2004 3:12:19 PM PST by
Campion
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