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Fart-Suppressing Seat Cushion Keeps Air Clean At Tailgates
NCBuy.com ^ | November 12, 2004 | Wireless Flash Weird News

Posted on 11/13/2004 9:41:41 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece

GREENVILLE, N.C. (Wireless Flash) -- A new product is helping tailgate party poopers keep their rear end slips to themselves.

The GasBGon company is launching a line of flatulence filtering seat cushions specifically for tailgate parties at sporting events.

The cushion helps eliminate the sound and stinky smell that comes from "the cheer from the rear" by muffling the toot with acoustical foam and trapping the rank fumes with a carbon filter.

Since "everyone passes gas" and tailgating is an "opportune time" for brew and food to make a combustible mix, product co-inventor Jim Huza says the fart suppressor is perfect for keeping gas from flying around sports aficionados.

Huza says the cushion -- which costs $24.95 -- fits all shapes and sizes and can withstand all kinds of farts from small toots to big wind breakers.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: North Carolina
KEYWORDS: falloftheromanempire; fartcushion; fartfilter; fartsuppressor; romanorgies; stadiumcushion; stadiumcushions; stadiumseat; stadiumseats; tailgating
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To: april15Bendovr

Ha....that cushion would eat Hitlery


21 posted on 11/13/2004 9:56:59 AM PST by joesnuffy ("The merit of our Constitution was, not that it promotes democracy, but checks it." Horatio Seymour)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
I want one that amplifies the noise and adds power to the smell!

I then would definately be the alpha male.

22 posted on 11/13/2004 9:57:51 AM PST by Archie Bunker on steroids (.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I'll take two for my hubby! He's been known to force me out of the bedroom at night....and I hear him laughing as I exit the room!


23 posted on 11/13/2004 9:58:26 AM PST by Arpege92 (We're here! We're Conservative! And we're in your face! - theDentist)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
Finally, a way to stop those airborne molecules such as arsole, anol, and putrescine . Yes those are real names. (PG-13 site, some rude inferences)
24 posted on 11/13/2004 9:58:57 AM PST by P.O.E. (Thank you, Vets!)
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To: Nov3
Got a sister-in-law in Greenville NC.

Figure she's involved somehow: either as the inspiration or the prospective market for the product. Maybe both?
25 posted on 11/13/2004 10:00:06 AM PST by GMMAC (lots of terror cells in Canada - I'll be waving my US flag when the Marines arrive!)
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To: joesnuffy

Send one to Margaret Cho (and BS, and MM, and...) to put it in her mouth.


26 posted on 11/13/2004 10:04:40 AM PST by Leo Carpathian (We Voted the RATS out!!!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
Think this might be more useful in the car on the way home after the game.
27 posted on 11/13/2004 10:06:08 AM PST by ProudVet77 (Just say no to blue states.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
found on a Hungarian website:


28 posted on 11/13/2004 10:12:38 AM PST by Slyfox
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
I say they should install these on airplanes.

On my last trip I sat next to some poor soul who was having intestinal difficulties.

Longest hour of my life.

29 posted on 11/13/2004 10:12:53 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)
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To: ScottM1968

farts should not have an atomic mass. If they do that is an entirely different catergory in which GasBgon has no business.


30 posted on 11/13/2004 10:24:17 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Since "everyone passes gas..."

 

Not according to a few ex-girlfriends...

 

31 posted on 11/13/2004 10:24:37 AM PST by Fintan (I wanted more Bush...I GOT MORE BUSH!!!!!)
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To: Arpege92

So when the screenname MRarpege92 shows up we can send the digital high-5 or scold him (depending on gender)?

LOL


32 posted on 11/13/2004 10:27:25 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Do they have one that magnifies farts?


33 posted on 11/13/2004 10:29:33 AM PST by JustAnotherOkie
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
DEAR LORD, I WANT ALL AIRPLANE PASSENGERS AROUND ME TO HAVE THESE CUSHIONS!!!

Sorry for shouting - but near-asphyxiation does that to me....
34 posted on 11/13/2004 10:30:12 AM PST by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Call the ACLU! They are disenfranchising deaf people with these cushions.

That the reason farts smell, so the deaf can enjoy them too.


35 posted on 11/13/2004 10:40:55 AM PST by GaltMeister (Can I get me a terrorist huntin' license in hea?)
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To: JustAnotherOkie

Just flip the cushion over. This reverses the process.


36 posted on 11/13/2004 10:46:16 AM PST by Big Digger (If you can keep your head when others are losing theirs, you must be a Republican)
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To: Big Digger

We used to fart into nerf basketballs and leave them lying around the house until someone grabs them and, naturally, squeezes it. Stale and stinky.... but really funny.


37 posted on 11/13/2004 10:55:55 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I could use two - one for each dog bed! Those things are nasty.


38 posted on 11/13/2004 11:12:12 AM PST by kdot
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To: kdot
"I could use two - one for each dog bed!"

Excellent idea !! My pooch can clear a room in 3 seconds flat.

Nam Vet

39 posted on 11/13/2004 11:22:05 AM PST by Nam Vet (MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
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To: kdot
"I could use two - one for each dog bed!"

Excellent idea !! My pooch can clear a room in 3 seconds flat.

Nam Vet

40 posted on 11/13/2004 11:22:26 AM PST by Nam Vet (MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
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