FOUND! Arafat's Last Will and Testament (funny)

Jewish World Review ^ | 11/01/04 | Jordan Max

[The Loan Arranger]

Jordan Max says he discovered it. But is it authentic? You decide! I, Yassir Arafat, Excellency the President for Life of the State of Palestine, being of more or less sound mind and body, declare this to be my official Last Will and Testament, replacing last week's version. Upon my death, as medically verified by a trustworthy Jordanian, Egyptian or Tunisian licensed physician, and not a second beforehand, that the following actions be taken on my behalf and under my exclusive orders;

1.That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my mistresses.

2. Following that, that the locks to the Mukata be changed by a reliable locksmith and the bill submitted to the Israeli government.

[LizardQueen]

Following that, that the locks to the Mukata be changed by a reliable locksmith and the bill submitted to the Israeli government

How do you lock rubble? :lol:

Funny article...

LQ

[Sunshine Sister]

Ping for a later read.

[maryz]

That my wife Suha Arafat be given the keys to the safety deposit boxes I hold in various banks throughout Switzerland, France and Germany, which contains my lifetime accumulated "contributions to the cause of Palestinian independence" acquired from the beneficent generosity of naïve and well-intentioned western democratic countries, and which I have held in "trust" for the moment of declaration of independence of the state of Palestine. Unfortunately, since said independence has not yet taken place, Suha will continue to hold these monies "in trust" until Independence takes place or the money runs out, whichever comes first.

How'd the serious one get in here? ;-)

[lilylangtree]

Thanks!

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

Bump for later

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here is the marker for Arafart's grave. I have spared no expense.



Inscription will read, "Employees must wash hands before returning to work."

[Only1choice____Freedom]

1.That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my mistresses.

This explains all the screadding going on at the Moveon.org and ACT offices.

[cwb]

Found? I thought this was going to be about Arafat and his coffin. Last time I looked, he appeared to be getting passed around like a beachball at a football game. What a mess.

[7.62 x 51mm]

"1. That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my mistresses."

That Ara-fatty-fart was a known raging rump-raider, let's correct that talking point:

"1. That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my misters."

[Libloather]

How do you lock rubble?

I'll bet Betty knows how...

[sully777]

"1. That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my misters."

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Re-correction

"1. That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and SWEET CHEEKS ABU, my fondest little Pali boy toy."

[7.62 x 51mm]

LOL! Much better and more accurate!

[OrioleFan]

Dan Rather is verifying the authenticity of this document...