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FOUND! Arafat's Last Will and Testament (funny)
Jewish World Review ^ | 11/01/04 | Jordan Max

Posted on 11/12/2004 2:14:21 PM PST by The Loan Arranger

Jordan Max says he discovered it. But is it authentic? You decide! I, Yassir Arafat, Excellency the President for Life of the State of Palestine, being of more or less sound mind and body, declare this to be my official Last Will and Testament, replacing last week's version. Upon my death, as medically verified by a trustworthy Jordanian, Egyptian or Tunisian licensed physician, and not a second beforehand, that the following actions be taken on my behalf and under my exclusive orders;

1.That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my mistresses.

2. Following that, that the locks to the Mukata be changed by a reliable locksmith and the bill submitted to the Israeli government.

(Excerpt) Read more at cweb.jewishworldreview.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Germany; Israel; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: arabrat; arafat; castro; chirac; cuba; france; israel; mideast; palestine; plo; schroeder; suha

1 posted on 11/12/2004 2:14:22 PM PST by The Loan Arranger
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To: The Loan Arranger
Following that, that the locks to the Mukata be changed by a reliable locksmith and the bill submitted to the Israeli government

How do you lock rubble? :lol:

Funny article...

LQ

2 posted on 11/12/2004 2:19:58 PM PST by LizardQueen
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To: Sunshine Sister

Ping for a later read.


3 posted on 11/12/2004 2:21:50 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: The Loan Arranger
That my wife Suha Arafat be given the keys to the safety deposit boxes I hold in various banks throughout Switzerland, France and Germany, which contains my lifetime accumulated "contributions to the cause of Palestinian independence" acquired from the beneficent generosity of naïve and well-intentioned western democratic countries, and which I have held in "trust" for the moment of declaration of independence of the state of Palestine. Unfortunately, since said independence has not yet taken place, Suha will continue to hold these monies "in trust" until Independence takes place or the money runs out, whichever comes first.

How'd the serious one get in here? ;-)

4 posted on 11/12/2004 2:27:50 PM PST by maryz
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To: The Loan Arranger

Thanks!


5 posted on 11/12/2004 2:42:12 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: The Loan Arranger

Bump for later


6 posted on 11/12/2004 2:47:28 PM PST by Sweet_Sunflower29 (Liberalism: The haunting fear that someone somewhere might be able to do something for themselves.)
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To: The Loan Arranger
Here is the marker for Arafart's grave. I have spared no expense.



Inscription will read, "Employees must wash hands before returning to work."

7 posted on 11/12/2004 2:48:51 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Make everyday Veterans Day.)
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To: The Loan Arranger
1.That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my mistresses.

This explains all the screadding going on at the Moveon.org and ACT offices.

8 posted on 11/12/2004 3:02:59 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom ("Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers; pray for powers equal to your tasks,"-President Bush)
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To: The Loan Arranger

Found? I thought this was going to be about Arafat and his coffin. Last time I looked, he appeared to be getting passed around like a beachball at a football game. What a mess.


9 posted on 11/12/2004 3:24:58 PM PST by cwb (Red Dawn: A New Morning in America)
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To: The Loan Arranger
"1. That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my mistresses."

That Ara-fatty-fart was a known raging rump-raider, let's correct that talking point:

"1. That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my misters."

10 posted on 11/12/2004 4:03:48 PM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: LizardQueen
How do you lock rubble?

I'll bet Betty knows how...

11 posted on 11/12/2004 4:14:32 PM PST by Libloather (RED REGIONS ROCK!)
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To: 7.62 x 51mm

"1. That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and my misters."



Re-correction

"1. That the contents of my offices be immediately shredded and burned by my most trusted advisors and SWEET CHEEKS ABU, my fondest little Pali boy toy."


12 posted on 11/12/2004 7:44:13 PM PST by sully777 (Our descendants will be enslaved by political expediency and expenditure)
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To: sully777

LOL! Much better and more accurate!


13 posted on 11/13/2004 2:09:15 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: The Loan Arranger

Dan Rather is verifying the authenticity of this document...


14 posted on 11/13/2004 2:48:19 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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