Posted on 11/10/2004 10:42:14 AM PST by mattdono
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh .... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be ....?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder .... my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it ... like humor ... but different
Yes. I like it.
Humor ping.....
One I do use? When having recieved bad service (which is all too frequent), the clerk sometimes apologizes. I respond: "Oh, don't worry about it, I'm used to it." [They usually haven't figured it out until you've long since left their establishment.]
See what I mean?
#43. It's been to let people think you're stupid than to open up your mouth and prove it. Right, Moron?
See what I mean?
And lastly (I got a bit carried away, I'd admit).
Funny to those of the SQL crowd...
Tom Arnold said it first, but "Hey, how 'bout a courtesy flush over there?"
I always was partial to old #822:
"Pardon me, sir, but obviously you have mistaken me for soneone who gives a ShXX!"
Joy! ([: ^ )
RamS
"Vanity police" is the first step working your way up to "duplicate thread police" and finally the grandaddy of them all "Newbie Police".
SHOVE IT! per Mrs. Kerry ;)
I like "So what's your point besides the top of your head?"
"You're the reason they invented Preparation H"
"Simon Says Go F*ck Yourself" (I had that on a tee shirt once, they kept kicking me out of school.)Oh well.
Is that when the big bucks starting rolling in?
LOL
#41
Do you have to work hard at being this stupid,
or does it come naturally?
When the entries on the aforementioned list are
directed at liberals, it feels SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
good.
MV
43. You can lead a (L)user to information but you can't make them think.
Always loved that quote - have used it on FR at least once already.
Pinging the GRPL - it appears that someone has leaked portions of our codebook...
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