A very common opening line in San Francisco.
Every election a certain portion the left claims that they are going to pack it in and leave if the opposition wins, yet we wake up afterwards and they are still here. Still complaining. They act as if this country wouldn't be able to make it without them.
All I say to them is, please give us conservatives the opportunity to prove you right. If all of you would leave, you could sit there in Canada or Cuba or on Mars and say "told ya so" as we sink into desolation. So please, prove to us that your way is the better way by leaving and letting us destroy ourselves. You can then ride back in and save us, showing us that yes, in fact, your way is better. It's a win/win for you! You don't have to live under the opression of the totalitarian Republicans, and if you're right the Republicans will simply self destruct from their horrible policies. So go! Go now! Before it's too late.
Geeesh. If the left ever wonder why they are not taken seriously it's because they are so full of hyperbol it becomes impossible to take them seriously after a while.
So, fess up. Which one of you wrote this? It's brilliant...LOL!
Morfo, your head is already in Uranus.
San Francisco and Uranus? Whoa, way too obvious a joke in there.
I wish Leftist bedwetters like this would just shut up and actually move somewhere else instead of just whining about things.
Hey, Lefty! YOU LOST. DEAL WITH IT.
I've got news for these people. They are NOT in the country. They are isolated in a few "socialist cesspools" that pander to corrupt unions and welfare systems that bleed the economic lifeblood out of working American's pockets.
They will never leave! Where else could they enjoy the freedom to criticize the very people they sponge off of?
They all keep threatening to leave. I wish they'd just do it so I don't have to keep hearing them whine!
I lost it at the part about the karmic vibrator.
"After all, most all of us on the progressive Left feel we truly faced the dragon this election, and we put up a valiant fight and marshaled as potent an army of dissenters and intellectuals and moderates and liberal crusaders and feminists..."
...and misfits and kooks and deviants and traitors and illegal aliens and crack-heads and communists and terrorists and foreign tyrannts and nazis and African potentate despots and criminals and cross-dressing fist-waving fisters and Soviet moles and cheese-eating surrender monkeys and countless dead people and amoral monsters and...and...and...
>a soul more nimble than a rock<
W.C. Fields was on his death bed, reading the Bible.
Given that this was out of character for him, a friend inquired, "What are you doing?".
As W.C. continued to thumb through the pages he replied,
"Looking for exceptions".
Well. Wasn't that.... special? I think he drank the bong water.
This just too funny! THE RESISTANCE! LOL, where are these spineless weasels when it comes to resisting the REAL enemy. I swear I am going to call Canada and get those gates open fast. We need for all of these "Blame America Firsters" to exit the country pronto.
He forget to mention Cheney! Wow he must be really pissed!
Oh NO! The left is not leaving! They are going to "hunker down" and plant flowers!
I am an evil conservative and I like concrete!
It is apparent that Mark Morford has been watching too many Michael Moore cartoons.
Lick each other? Yuck!
Morford threads are a riot, if nothing else than for the keywords. ROFL