[presidio9]

Words fail me. I'm overcome.

[Question Liberal Authority]

Well, at least he's not bitter.

[Tijeras_Slim]

He may be welcome at Uranus, but not mine.

[Reaganesque]

Someone in San Fransisco is pining for Uranus? Hmmmm....there's a joke there somewhere...

[Unam Sanctam]

We gotta hold him to it.

[mollynme]

BWAAAHHHHAAAAAA

[Question Liberal Authority]

If he wants to move somewhere where people are not ashamed of Bush, I suggest Afghanistan or Iraq. Possibly Poland.

[AppyPappy]

Send us a postcard, crackboy.

[Dallas59]

Does he have any Uranus left?

[BigSkyFreeper]

Mark Morford, Andrew Sullivan's loofah sponge.

[NeoCaveman]

That's his title of his/her article? BWAHAHAHA!!!

[Question Liberal Authority]

You want a place, you say, that doesn't right this minute seem to be working heroically to make homophobia and born-again fundamentalism and pre-emptive isolationist warmongering and environmental ignorance a national religion.

Why exactly does this guy miss Saddam again? Wasn't he the ultimate homophobic, fundamentalist, warmongering destroyer of the environment?

Wake me up when Bush imprisons and tortures all his detractors, annexes Mexico or Canada, and lights all the oil wells in Texas on fire to spite the world.

[Fierce Allegiance]

The keywords people post are often the best part of these Morford threads!

[Aquinasfan]

Keep it coming. I'm lovin' it!

[mc5cents]

Have you seen Molly Ivans column today? Holy Moly. Something about dead chickens tied around our necks. She is truly bitter. Old goat.

[Pukin Dog]

"And besides, most hardcore Republicans would, of course, love it if you'd leave the country, and take your gul-dang gay-lovin' tofu-eatin' tree-huggin' pierced-labia values with you. They would love it, furthermore, if the libs in the morally shredded red states would split for the coastal cities and the major metropolises of America, all those godless heathen places where the neighbors won't yank the Kerry/Edwards sign outta your front lawn and chase you down and beat you with it and call it patriotism. Remember: bullies never deserve to own the playground."

Dont start none, wont be none, beeyatch!

[Question Liberal Authority]

Tempting, isn't it? To just move away to a sunnier, clothing-optional utopia

You don't know crap about Uranus. It's colder than hell there. Like 350 degrees BELOW ZERO. Trust me. You'll want to bring a sweater.

[dfwgator]

Oh come on Miss Morford, we know you have a secret crush on President Bush, just admit it. The truth will set you free.

[massadvj]

The bottom line: Don't disband the newfound army just because one ugly battle was lost. Mourn, commiserate, lick wounds, lick each other, drink heavily....

And then they don't understand why they lose.

While they lick each other and drink heavily, we will be figuring out how to take back Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan.

Nancy Pelosi says they have lost all that they can lose. Sweetheart, I got news for you. This isn't even close to our high water mark.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I can just envision a dialogue between a couple of San Francisco gays:

Richard: That does it, Bruce. With Bush getting another four years, we'll never be able to get married. I'm moving to Uranus!

Bruce: Silly ... you'll have to evict the gerbils first!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

You cannot leave. You cannot drop the armor now. Why? Because you are needed, more than ever. You are mandatory to keep the energy flowing, the karmic vibrator buzzing

I always imagine Miss Morford posing something like this, during her wetter, more bosomy screeds:

:)