Words fail me. I'm overcome.
1 posted on
11/05/2004 5:55:20 AM PST by
presidio9
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To: presidio9
Well, at least he's not bitter.
To: presidio9
He may be welcome at Uranus, but not mine.
3 posted on
11/05/2004 5:57:22 AM PST by
Tijeras_Slim
(I want to have fanatical henchmen when I grow up.)
To: presidio9
Someone in San Fransisco is pining for Uranus? Hmmmm....there's a joke there somewhere...
To: presidio9
To: presidio9
![](http://library.humboldt.edu/~chadwick/laughing_dog.gif)
BWAAAHHHHAAAAAA
6 posted on
11/05/2004 5:59:24 AM PST by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: presidio9
If he wants to move somewhere where people are not ashamed of Bush, I suggest Afghanistan or Iraq. Possibly Poland.
To: presidio9
Send us a postcard, crackboy.
9 posted on
11/05/2004 6:00:53 AM PST by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: presidio9
Does he have any Uranus left?
11 posted on
11/05/2004 6:02:12 AM PST by
Dallas59
("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
To: presidio9
Mark Morford, Andrew Sullivan's loofah sponge.
13 posted on
11/05/2004 6:03:08 AM PST by
BigSkyFreeper
(Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
To: presidio9
That's his title of his/her article? BWAHAHAHA!!!
14 posted on
11/05/2004 6:03:42 AM PST by
NeoCaveman
(We have not just 4 more years, but four more Senators too.)
To: presidio9
You want a place, you say, that doesn't right this minute seem to be working heroically to make homophobia and born-again fundamentalism and pre-emptive isolationist warmongering and environmental ignorance a national religion. Why exactly does this guy miss Saddam again? Wasn't he the ultimate homophobic, fundamentalist, warmongering destroyer of the environment?
Wake me up when Bush imprisons and tortures all his detractors, annexes Mexico or Canada, and lights all the oil wells in Texas on fire to spite the world.
To: presidio9
The keywords people post are often the best part of these Morford threads!
To: presidio9
Keep it coming. I'm lovin' it!
18 posted on
11/05/2004 6:06:30 AM PST by
Aquinasfan
(Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
To: presidio9
Have you seen Molly Ivans column today? Holy Moly. Something about dead chickens tied around our necks. She is truly bitter. Old goat.
19 posted on
11/05/2004 6:07:45 AM PST by
mc5cents
(The party's over, turn out the lights. Dandy Don)
To: presidio9
"And besides, most hardcore Republicans would, of course, love it if you'd leave the country, and take your gul-dang gay-lovin' tofu-eatin' tree-huggin' pierced-labia values with you. They would love it, furthermore, if the libs in the morally shredded red states would split for the coastal cities and the major metropolises of America, all those godless heathen places where the neighbors won't yank the Kerry/Edwards sign outta your front lawn and chase you down and beat you with it and call it patriotism. Remember: bullies never deserve to own the playground." Dont start none, wont be none, beeyatch!
20 posted on
11/05/2004 6:08:00 AM PST by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache and Karmic Hugs thicker than turnip soup!)
To: presidio9
Tempting, isn't it? To just move away to a sunnier, clothing-optional utopia You don't know crap about Uranus. It's colder than hell there. Like 350 degrees BELOW ZERO. Trust me. You'll want to bring a sweater.
To: presidio9
Oh come on Miss Morford, we know you have a secret crush on President Bush, just admit it. The truth will set you free.
22 posted on
11/05/2004 6:08:45 AM PST by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: presidio9
The bottom line: Don't disband the newfound army just because one ugly battle was lost. Mourn, commiserate, lick wounds, lick each other, drink heavily.... And then they don't understand why they lose.
While they lick each other and drink heavily, we will be figuring out how to take back Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan.
Nancy Pelosi says they have lost all that they can lose. Sweetheart, I got news for you. This isn't even close to our high water mark.
27 posted on
11/05/2004 6:10:48 AM PST by
massadvj
To: presidio9
I can just envision a dialogue between a couple of San Francisco gays:
Richard: That does it, Bruce. With Bush getting another four years, we'll never be able to get married. I'm moving to Uranus!
Bruce: Silly ... you'll have to evict the gerbils first!
28 posted on
11/05/2004 6:11:27 AM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
("Ich glaube, du hast in die hosen geschissen!")
To: presidio9
You cannot leave. You cannot drop the armor now. Why? Because you are needed, more than ever. You are mandatory to keep the energy flowing, the karmic vibrator buzzingI always imagine Miss Morford posing something like this, during her wetter, more bosomy screeds:
![](http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/south_park__bigger__longer___uncut/big_gay_al/al.jpg)
:)
29 posted on
11/05/2004 6:12:01 AM PST by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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