I always imagine Miss Morford posing something like this, during her wetter, more bosomy screeds:
:)
Posted on 11/05/2004 5:55:20 AM PST by presidio9
I said it, you said it, pretty much anyone with a brain larger than a grape or a soul more nimble than a rock said it maybe a thousand times over. And you probably weren't even all that drunk when you said it and maybe you were even a little more than half serious and maybe you said it just like this: If Bush somehow snags another election, if the unthinkable comes to pass and the Dubya neocon nightmare refuses to end, well, that's it. I'm outta here.
Done. Over. Gone. Moving away. To Canada. Or France. Latvia. Uranus. Anywhere, really, that doesn't have Bush as leader and that doesn't make me openly ashamed to be a citizen and that doesn't make me feel like a sickened disillusioned ulcerated outcast in my own happily divisive country every damn day including Sunday.
You want a place, you say, that doesn't right this minute seem to be working heroically to make homophobia and born-again fundamentalism and pre-emptive isolationist warmongering and environmental ignorance a national religion. A place where SUVs aren't considered minor deities and where gay people aren't loathed for wanting to slice a wedding cake and where brazen heavily narcotized denial in the face of a veritable mountain of presidential lies isn't the national pastime.
Tempting, isn't it? To just move away to a sunnier, clothing-optional utopia and wait for it all to be over, for the dark days to pass and the Shrub era to sink into the tar pits of history and the fog to finally lift?
After all, most all of us on the progressive Left feel we truly faced the dragon this election, and we put up a valiant fight and marshaled as potent an army of dissenters and intellectuals and moderates and liberal crusaders and feminists
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
You don't know crap about Uranus. It's colder than hell there. Like 350 degrees BELOW ZERO. Trust me. You'll want to bring a sweater.
Oh come on Miss Morford, we know you have a secret crush on President Bush, just admit it. The truth will set you free.
"I said it, you said it, pretty much anyone with a brain larger than a grape or a soul more nimble than a rock said it maybe a thousand times over"
There's your party, Democrats. Black, vile hatred of anything remotely decent in this world.
LOL! Thanks a lot, now my keyboard is floating in the coffee that just came out my nose....
LQ
isolationist warmongering?!? Now if that's not an oxymoron than I don't know what is.
Mark Morford, coming soon to Uranus!
And then they don't understand why they lose.
While they lick each other and drink heavily, we will be figuring out how to take back Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan.
Nancy Pelosi says they have lost all that they can lose. Sweetheart, I got news for you. This isn't even close to our high water mark.
Richard: That does it, Bruce. With Bush getting another four years, we'll never be able to get married. I'm moving to Uranus!
Bruce: Silly ... you'll have to evict the gerbils first!
I always imagine Miss Morford posing something like this, during her wetter, more bosomy screeds:
:)
God save us, because even after a serious defeat such as they just endured this kind of people never, NEVER give up. They come back, with a vengeance. It might be four years, or ten or twenty, or maybe even fifty, but they always do, and rarely are the good people as motivated and ready to fight back then as these wicked people are to fight them. God save us; they'll be back.
VANCOUVER??? Oh, yeah. Great choice. Lots of clothing optional beaches there.
STDs will do that to a person.
Morford Ping (it's getting better all the time...)
How can these guys be out of touch with middle America with statements like this???
I thought I'd never see the most popular bathhouse pickup line used as a headline in a major paper.
More rantings from Morford..... It's a wonder he can even form a reasonable sentence.
Semper Fi
Reading his article gave me a vision of someone stabbing his or her forehead with a fork repeatedly and yet complaining about the pain.
I wish that they would stop threatening and actually do it!
You said you'd leave so leave you self righteous prick.
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