Posted on 11/05/2004 5:55:20 AM PST by presidio9
I said it, you said it, pretty much anyone with a brain larger than a grape or a soul more nimble than a rock said it maybe a thousand times over. And you probably weren't even all that drunk when you said it and maybe you were even a little more than half serious and maybe you said it just like this: If Bush somehow snags another election, if the unthinkable comes to pass and the Dubya neocon nightmare refuses to end, well, that's it. I'm outta here.
Done. Over. Gone. Moving away. To Canada. Or France. Latvia. Uranus. Anywhere, really, that doesn't have Bush as leader and that doesn't make me openly ashamed to be a citizen and that doesn't make me feel like a sickened disillusioned ulcerated outcast in my own happily divisive country every damn day including Sunday.
You want a place, you say, that doesn't right this minute seem to be working heroically to make homophobia and born-again fundamentalism and pre-emptive isolationist warmongering and environmental ignorance a national religion. A place where SUVs aren't considered minor deities and where gay people aren't loathed for wanting to slice a wedding cake and where brazen heavily narcotized denial in the face of a veritable mountain of presidential lies isn't the national pastime.
Tempting, isn't it? To just move away to a sunnier, clothing-optional utopia and wait for it all to be over, for the dark days to pass and the Shrub era to sink into the tar pits of history and the fog to finally lift?
After all, most all of us on the progressive Left feel we truly faced the dragon this election, and we put up a valiant fight and marshaled as potent an army of dissenters and intellectuals and moderates and liberal crusaders and feminists
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ROTFLMAO!!!
Morford threads are a riot, if nothing else than for the keywords. ROFL
Yeah, Kerry said he had been drinking the night before the test or something. Same excuse used by loser arts majors I met in college who made 10s and 15s on their ACTs.
Before going off half-cocked, one should first ask " Is there life on Uranus " and more importantly I think " Is there life in Uranus " .
The posted keywords are brutal on this one. LOL!
I made that one using a sign generator website (now defunct). Ain't technology wunnerful?
What's the longest thing in the world? Toilet paper. It streches all the way from the roll to Uranus!
I think Slingsandarrows made it originally, but I have seen it several times. It's fake. Originally the kids were holding a sign photoshopped by one of Morford's sympathizers that said something like "This guy raped my sister."
And a flashlight.
It's dark there. Uranus' insolation is only 0.2% that of Earth's.
Missy Morford is the perfect icon of the Democratic Party's base constituency.
If you sprinkled Holy Water on Miss Morford, it would spit and sizzle and his head would spin around and he'd puke up green pea-soup.
Alas, he/she is like all the rest of these crazy leftists - full of crack-pipe dreams and bullshiite. They really have no intention of leaving. Most any other country in the world would either lock them up and throw away the keys or line them up on chopping blocks. Like spoiled brats, they just throw endless tantrums and threaten to hold their breath until they die.
So, regrettably, I guess we are stuck with their squeals of outrage and continuing attempts to deconstruct our Constitution while they take advantage of our bottomess (sic) tolerance for another four more years....
Get over here and revel in Miss Morford's agony! :D
His head has been up his anus for years. Maybe we should rename the planet Hisanus.
And we supposedly had more of the youth vote and the disenfranchised single-female vote and the "Daily Show" vote and the Eminem vote and the celebrity vote and the humanitarian vote and the antiwar vote and the gay vote and the pro-choice vote and the Howard Stern vote and the immigrant vote, and still the dragon just sneered and hacked up another fireball of bogus fear and evangelical Christian self-righteousness and torched our glimmering sword of juicy hope into a smoking cinder.
And yet you still lost. LOL!
They'd probably be banning a lot of people. And it's become a bit of a tradition out here ;) .
LQ
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