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Hello, Uranus? Got Any Room? (The Mark Morford Column We've All Been Waiting For)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Friday, November 5, 2004
| Mark Morford, Spends a great deal of time at Uranus
Posted on 11/05/2004 5:55:20 AM PST by presidio9
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To: Reaganesque
101
posted on
11/05/2004 7:49:39 AM PST
by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
To: presidio9
Morford threads are a riot, if nothing else than for the keywords. ROFL
102
posted on
11/05/2004 7:53:23 AM PST
by
Malsua
To: dfwgator
Well said. :')
103
posted on
11/05/2004 7:53:37 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
To: presidio9
But Markie, you ARE a sickened disillusioned ulcerated outcast in my own happily divisive country every damn day including Sunday.
104
posted on
11/05/2004 7:55:35 AM PST
by
SmithL
(Do I seem like I'm gloating?)
To: presidio9
Yeah, Kerry said he had been drinking the night before the test or something. Same excuse used by loser arts majors I met in college who made 10s and 15s on their ACTs.
To: presidio9
Please tell me this was photoshopped. I am laughing so hard, it's making my stomach hurt.
106
posted on
11/05/2004 7:57:20 AM PST
by
MKM1960
To: Question Liberal Authority
Before going off half-cocked, one should first ask " Is there life on Uranus " and more importantly I think " Is there life in Uranus " .
107
posted on
11/05/2004 7:57:44 AM PST
by
MAWG
To: presidio9
The posted keywords are brutal on this one. LOL!
108
posted on
11/05/2004 8:02:40 AM PST
by
dennisw
(Gd - against Amelek for all generations.)
To: MKM1960
I made that one using a sign generator website (now defunct). Ain't technology wunnerful?
109
posted on
11/05/2004 8:02:45 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I heff good news and bad news. Good news is I saw Allah. Bad news is he was wearing a yarmulke.")
To: presidio9
What's the longest thing in the world? Toilet paper. It streches all the way from the roll to Uranus!
110
posted on
11/05/2004 8:04:33 AM PST
by
Rollee
(It's a great time to be alive! God bless America!)
To: MKM1960
I think Slingsandarrows made it originally, but I have seen it several times. It's fake. Originally the kids were holding a sign photoshopped by one of Morford's sympathizers that said something like "This guy raped my sister."
111
posted on
11/05/2004 8:05:07 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: Question Liberal Authority
You don't know crap about Uranus. It's colder than hell there. Like 350 degrees BELOW ZERO. Trust me. You'll want to bring a sweater.And a flashlight.
It's dark there. Uranus' insolation is only 0.2% that of Earth's.
112
posted on
11/05/2004 8:11:28 AM PST
by
Chemist_Geek
("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
To: MarcoPolo
Missy Morford is the perfect icon of the Democratic Party's base constituency.
To: Slings and Arrows; presidio9
I am eternally grateful that I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I saw it. I just don't feel like trekking to Wallyworld today.
114
posted on
11/05/2004 8:17:43 AM PST
by
MKM1960
To: Arnold Zephel
If you sprinkled Holy Water on Miss Morford, it would spit and sizzle and his head would spin around and he'd puke up green pea-soup.
To: presidio9
The first part of his/her column really got my hopes up. I thought he/she was really going to fulfill his/her promise and leave to torment some other country.
Alas, he/she is like all the rest of these crazy leftists - full of crack-pipe dreams and bullshiite. They really have no intention of leaving. Most any other country in the world would either lock them up and throw away the keys or line them up on chopping blocks. Like spoiled brats, they just throw endless tantrums and threaten to hold their breath until they die.
So, regrettably, I guess we are stuck with their squeals of outrage and continuing attempts to deconstruct our Constitution while they take advantage of our bottomess (sic) tolerance for another four more years....
116
posted on
11/05/2004 8:27:15 AM PST
by
Gritty
("You gotta start travelling with a bodyguard. Liberals are out of their minds!-Ann Coulter)
To: sauropod; hellinahandcart
Get over here and revel in Miss Morford's agony! :D
To: Tijeras_Slim
His head has been up his anus for years. Maybe we should rename the planet Hisanus.
To: presidio9
After all, most all of us on the progressive Left feel we truly faced the dragon this election, and we put up a valiant fight and marshaled as potent an army of dissenters and intellectuals and moderates and liberal crusaders and feminists and enlightened activists as possible, considering. And we supposedly had more of the youth vote and the disenfranchised single-female vote and the "Daily Show" vote and the Eminem vote and the celebrity vote and the humanitarian vote and the antiwar vote and the gay vote and the pro-choice vote and the Howard Stern vote and the immigrant vote, and still the dragon just sneered and hacked up another fireball of bogus fear and evangelical Christian self-righteousness and torched our glimmering sword of juicy hope into a smoking cinder.
And yet you still lost. LOL!
To: Fierce Allegiance
They'd probably be banning a lot of people. And it's become a bit of a tradition out here ;) .
LQ
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