PRINCE GEORGE'S COUNTY (Maryland) COURTHOUSE FULLY ENGULFED IN FIRE!

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[SoFloFreeper]

JUST BREAKING!! FIRE ALL OVER THE PLACE!

[monkey]

More accurately, it's a hellhole.

Real friendly cops, though.

[sitetest]

Dear monkey,

Well, in honesty, they're usually better than Montgomery County cops.

Or Park Police.


sitetest

[Hatteras]

"Maybe I got the news-gal's name wrong... Harris? - Harrison?"

Barbara Harrison. Longtime NBC affiliate gal in D.C. An interesting side note: If I recall an article I read about her correctly, Barbara Harrison's daughter was the young lady that asked Bill Clinton the "boxers or briefs?" question.

[LtKerst]

Theres alot of Bitter Drunks in Maryland tonight.

[Marysecretary]

Someone could have been using a torch or something on the roof. Could just have been an accident.

[Marysecretary]

It ain't over til she does!

[John O]

If that's your family, we may be related...by marriage of course (I got stories)

Just because you're related by marriage doesn't mean you're not related by blood. :^)

(This is Foxworthy we're talking about here)

[Corin Stormhands]

Well, my Mother is married to my Uncle...

[Gamecock]

My cousin married her second cousin. Her female second cousin (the brother of her husband) married another guy outside the family.

Everyone got divorced and my cousin married her former brother-in-law. He brought his kids into the marriage. She is the step-mother and second cousin once removed to her nieces and nephew.

[John O]

And I thought my neck of the woods was close.

My wife's parents are third cousins. Most everyone in the small town they live in are related several different ways. No webbed feet or hands though. Those occur in another small town just a little bit further out towards the boonies.

[BubbaBasher]

I got my marriage license there. Could it be more than a coincidence that my divorce will be final in two weeks?

I wish I had thought of it first.

[muawiyah]

This little story can tell you where this place used to be:

"WTOP Traffic reports the roads into Upper Marlboro are shut down. Among the closures: Water Street at Route 4, Main Street at Water Street and Route 725 at northbound U.S. 301."

PG County is NOT Virginia! On the other hand it's usually the city or county in the Washington DC Standard Metropolitan Statistical Area with the most population, ergo, under the rules, this area should sometimes becalled the Prince Georges County Maryland Standard Metropolitan Statistical Area.

They're cops are notoriously stupid. One night a couple of years ago a PG cop followed an unarmed student home from University of Maryland and shot him to death in Fairfax County. Thought he was a druggie!

[dr_who_2]

...and has lots of liquor stores.

[JoanneSD]

Global warming...