Daily Kerry Crack-ups - October 31, 2004 (Photos)

Yahoo! ^ | 10/31/2004 | Various

[itsnevertoolate]

In Dayton, OH, Kerry attempts to turn ballet into football, or football into ballet. Either way, he still can't throw a football. He campaigns before another black congregation at Shiloh Baptist Church in Dayton. Kerry stops for breakfast at the Golden Nugget Pancake House in Dayton, where he poses with a pumpkin. Wonder if they serve waffles at the Golden Nugget? Kerry holds a rally in Manchester, NH, proving once again that he can't smile through the botox.

2 days until the election. 3 more days of Kerry Crack-ups.

 

 

1U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry shields his eyes from the sun in Dayton, Ohio, October 31, 2004. With just two days to go in the 2004 presidential campaign, Kerry and U.S. President George begin a frantic sprint to the finish as polls show the race for the White House remains too close to call. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

2Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., throws a football with staff members during an unscheduled stop en route to Sunday Services in Dayton, Ohio Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

3U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry shields throws around a football in Dayton, Ohio, October 31, 2004. With just two days to go in the 2004 presidential campaign, Kerry and U.S. President George begin a frantic sprint to the finish as polls show the race for the White House remains too close to call. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

4US Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry catches a football at a school field in Dayton, Ohio.(AFP/Luke Frazza)

 

 

5U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry plays football in Dayton, Ohio, October 31, 2004. With just two days to go in the 2004 presidential campaign, Kerry and U.S. President George Bush begin a frantic sprint to the finish as polls show the race for the White House remains too close to call. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

6Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry looks over a passage in the Bible during church services at the Shiloh Baptist Church in Dayton, Ohio October 31, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

7U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (L) acknowledges the crowd beside Rev. John Cunningham during a church service in Dayton, Ohio, October 31, 2004. With just two days to go in the 2004 presidential campaign, Kerry and U.S. President George begin a frantic sprint to the finish as polls show the race for the White House remains too close to call. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

8Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (R) jokes with Reverend Selwyn Bachus (L) after Reverend Bachus repeatedly called him 'Senator Kennedy' during church services at the Shiloh Baptist Church in Dayton, Ohio October 31, 2004. There are two days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

9Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks to the congregation at the Shiloh Baptist Church in Dayton, Ohio on Sunday Oct. 31, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

 

10Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks during church services at the Shiloh Baptist Church in Dayton, Ohio October 31, 2004. Kerry reached out to the Democrats' most reliable voters in a scripture-laden appeal to blacks to help him 'return social and economic justice to the United States.' Photo by Brian Snyder/Reuters

 

 

11Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks to the congregation at the Shiloh Baptist Church in Dayton, Ohio on Sunday Oct. 31, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

 

12Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., has breakfast with Debra Owens, a patron of the Golden Nugget Pancake House during an unscheduled stop in Dayton Ohio Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

13U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry picks up a Halloween pumpkin during a stop at a restaurant in Dayton, Ohio, October 31, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

14U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry gestures to supporters in Manchester, New Hampshire, October 31, 2004. With just two days to go in the 2004 presidential campaign, Kerry and U.S. President George begin a frantic sprint to the finish as polls show the race for the White House remains too close to call. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

15U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry waves to supporters at a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire, October 31, 2004. With just two days to go in the 2004 presidential campaign, Kerry and U.S. President George begin a frantic sprint to the finish as polls show the race for the White House remains too close to call. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

16Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry greets supporters at a campaign rally in Manchester, New Hampshire October 31, 2004. Both Kerry and U.S. President Bush also were to set to visit the battleground states of Ohio and Florida on Sunday, in a frantic sprint to the presidential campaign's finish Sunday as polls showed the race for the White House remained too close to call. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

17U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry stands amidst a shower of confetti in Manchester, New Hampshire, October 31, 2004. With just two days to go in the 2004 presidential campaign, Kerry and U.S. President George begin a frantic sprint to the finish as polls show the race for the White House remains too close to call. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

18U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry smiles during a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire, October 31, 2004. With just two days to go in the 2004 presidential campaign, Kerry and U.S. President George begin a frantic sprint to the finish as polls show the race for the White House remains too close to call. REUTERS/Jim Young

[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[mylife]

Gosh Skerry Piroetes divinely

[bannie]

It is illegal to campaign in a church.

How does this continue?

[Pegita]

I fully expect sKerry to succumb to exhaustion ... it will be interesting to see how much time he takes off after Tuesday.

[tscan54]

Exactly how stupid do the Democrats think African Americans are to not see through this pandering? Honestly... how insulting!

[blue-duncan]

"I'm a little teapot round and stout....."

[Iam1ru1-2]

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OK Bush, see if you can throw that ball through this hoop.

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[Stultis]

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry smiles experiences difficulty with a bowel movement during a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire, October 31, 2004.

[LisaMalia]

It is illegal to campaign in a church. How does this continue?

I've been asking this question for weeks. I send a complaint to a website posted here on FR. This is the response I got back via email, not that I put any stock in it, but at least I tried....:

I apologize in advance for the generic nature of this message:

Thanks to everyone who contacted us about the recent church appearances by John Kerry, John Edwards and Sen. Edward Kennedy. AU sent a complaint to the IRS about these events on Tuesday. To read a press release about it, please go to www.au.org. It is the first item under "Latest News." ---------------------------

Rob Boston
Assistant Director of Communications
Americans United
518 C St., N.E.
Washington, D.C. 20002
(202) 466-3234
(202) 466-3353 (Fax)
boston@au.org>
www.au.org

[VRWCTexan]

I agree - what do you want to bet that today was the last day that kerry ever sets foot in a black church???

[Bombardier]

"It is illegal to campaign in a church.
How does this continue?"

Because election laws don't apply to DemoRATs....they only apply to serfs, like us.

I hate the hypocrisy of those treasonous scum....Kerry, Kennedy, Clinton, Gore....all the members of that nest of criminals and traitors (the DemoRAT Party) should be put into concentration camps and LEFT TO ROT!

[Jim_Curtis]

Great Autumnal photo there. The harvest...the pumpkins...the changing colors of the trees...the scarecrow...

[maggief]

[LisaMalia]

it will be interesting to see how much time he takes off after Tuesday

I think it's safe to say that after Tuesday, Kerry will never again do any of these things:

-Touch a football

-Go hunting

-Eat anything other than gourmet food

-Wear a Carhart jacket

-Enter a Baptist church

-Step foot in the state of Ohio (thank goodness!)

[mylife]

"I'm a little teapot round and stout....."

L0L that was my first thought!

[yankeedame]

It is illegal to campaign in a church.
How does this continue?

Because, my friend, while all animals are equal some are more equal than other.

[Iam1ru1-2]

"It is illegal to campaign in a church."

Don't you know that among his many talents, Kerry is an ordained minister? He preached on the sin of abortion, the sin of homosexuality, the sin of adultry, the sin of fornication, the sin idolatry, and said it was up to the individual to decided whether it is truly a sin in their own hearts, and the congregation stood up and gave him a 2 hour ovation. After which they had courses on how to abort your unwanted baby, how to put a condom on a broomstick, what to say at a homosexual marriage that was politically correct, how to discretely cheat on your wife, and politely con a woman into your bedroom. After that, they played and sang praises to God Amighty and the LORD Jesus Christ because He is a righteous, Holy, Just God who is willing to forgive all your sins no matter what they are because He is a mericiful, loving, forgiving God also. Hypocricy has no borders, not even at the church doors.

[elizabetty]

John Kerry supporter holds sign from the group "Atheist, Fascist, Socialist, Communist and Medicated Elitists For Kerry" (AFSCME For Kerry)

[tscan54]

Ha!