Caption Kerry

To: AZamericonnie; MeekOneGOP; potlatch; Happy2BMe; PhilDragoo; Alamo-Girl; Ragtime Cowgirl; ...

81 posted on 10/29/2004 11:54:49 PM PDT by devolve ( http://pro.lookingat.us/ThisOldDump.html -KERRY http://pr.lookingat.us/TexasRancher.html -BUSH)

To: philosofy123

Does it represent a cancer fund for everyone or just Lance Armstrong?

82 posted on 10/30/2004 12:00:47 AM PDT by weegee (George Soros has probably spent more on this election that many rock stars make in a year.)

To: ItsForTheChildren

"Hopefully" he hasn't been hanging around Ted Danson singing 'Mammy'.

83 posted on 10/30/2004 12:02:38 AM PDT by weegee (George Soros has probably spent more on this election that many rock stars make in a year.)

Great pics. That's the "right stuff".

84 posted on 10/30/2004 12:03:34 AM PDT by AZamericonnie (I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...)

85 posted on 10/30/2004 12:03:37 AM PDT by weegee (George Soros has probably spent more on this election that many rock stars make in a year.)

Shouldn't that be a red diaper?

86 posted on 10/30/2004 12:04:14 AM PDT by weegee (George Soros has probably spent more on this election that many rock stars make in a year.)

To: So Cal Rocket

Does that sign in the back say "4 More Years"

It says "4 more days to a fresh start." Yes, he's wasting money on countdown signs. He had "6 more days" signs--you guessed it--two days ago! Heh.

87 posted on 10/30/2004 12:05:00 AM PDT by Rastus (Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)

His belt is too small. He has to pull the buckle too far over in order for the tab to go into the belt loop. If he'd buy a bigger sized belt he could buckle it in the correct belt hole and the buckle would be directly in the middle as it should be.

88 posted on 10/30/2004 12:07:16 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (It's painless to be a monthly donor!)

"My gay plastic bracelet gives me the awesome strength of a healthy twelve-year-old girl.

we have an early winner!

89 posted on 10/30/2004 12:09:10 AM PDT by Eternagon

90 posted on 10/30/2004 2:40:19 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

Ha Ha Ha,Yes she-males another reason to vote for me!

91 posted on 10/30/2004 5:56:57 AM PDT by Boazo

Red diaper doper baby,Ah yes!

92 posted on 10/30/2004 5:58:05 AM PDT by Boazo

Good grief, he's French-looking.

And girly-looking.

And ugly.

People have got to be kidding when they say they want him for our next President.

93 posted on 10/30/2004 5:59:02 AM PDT by Allegra (You want fries with that?)

To: philosofy123

That is very low. The plastic bracelet is for cancer survivor cyclist Armstrong as he raised money for cancer research. You got to be heartless and stupid to call a cancer bracelet a gay bracelet.

Cancer research is a noble cause.

The bracelet is gay.

Very gay.

I can get a Teddy Bear if I give blood, but I don't need to cuddle with it in public.

94 posted on 10/30/2004 6:31:31 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

Yes the bracelet is gay. Why can't people just donate to worthy causes without having to show to everyone that they did?

95 posted on 10/30/2004 6:36:12 AM PDT by petercooper (Everything I ever needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9-11-01.)

96 posted on 10/30/2004 7:08:45 AM PDT by Go Gordon (US Armed Forces in Iraq are kicking a$$ and taking hyphenated names)

Armstrong is simply the star promoter. All the money goes to the cancer research, and cancer survivors patients.

97 posted on 10/30/2004 8:28:31 AM PDT by philosofy123

Thanks for the ping!

98 posted on 10/30/2004 8:33:25 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl

Seinfeld: The Sponge

New scene - Kramer signing in at the AIDS walk.
KRAMER (to organizer at desk): Uh, Cosmo Kramer?
ORGANIZER: Uh...o.k., you're checked in. Here's your AIDS ribbon.
KRAMER: Uh, no thanks.
ORGANIZER: You don't want to wear an AIDS ribbon?
KRAMER: No.
ORGANIZER: But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon.
KRAMER: I have to?
ORGANIZER: Yes.
KRAMER: See, that's why I don't want to.
ORGANIZER: But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon!
KRAMER: You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully.
ORGANIZER: Hey you! Come back here! Come back here and put this on!
[snip]
New scene - Kramer in the AIDS walk.
WALKER #1: Hey, where's your ribbon?
KRAMER: Oh, I don't wear the ribbon.
WALKER #2: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? Aren't you against AIDS?
KRAMER: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? I just don't wear the ribbon.
WALKER #3: Who do you think you are?
WALKER #1: Put the ribbon on!
WALKER #2: Hey, Cedric! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon!
BOB: Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?
[snip]
New scene - Kramer surrounded by Cedric, Bob, and the other walkers.
BOB: So! What's it going to be? Are you going to wear the ribbon?
KRAMER (nervously): No! Never.
BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. He is wearing the ribbon. We are all wearing the ribbon! So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!?
KRAMER: This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't want to wear!
CEDRIC: What are we gonna do with him?
BOB: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon!

The writers of Seinfeld certainly understand the fascism of political correctness. Punks living in NYC in 1972-1974 did too; somehow the political left co-opted punk just as they co-opted rock and roll in the 1960s.

99 posted on 10/30/2004 9:28:57 AM PDT by weegee (George Soros has probably spent more on this election that many rock stars make in a year.)

Cedric and Bob were great when they stole the armoire from Kramer in the Soup Nazi episode..

100 posted on 10/30/2004 10:10:32 AM PDT by petercooper (Everything I ever needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9-11-01.)

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