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Hunt Gives Voters Different Image of Kerry (Poodle Alert)
iWon News ^
| October 21, 2004
| NEDRA PICKLER
Posted on 10/21/2004 11:35:26 AM PDT by The Loan Arranger
BOARDMAN, Ohio (AP) - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he bagged a goose on his swing-state hunting trip Thursday, but his real target was the voters who may harbor doubts about him.
Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.
"I'm too lazy," Kerry joked. "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus."
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections; US: Iowa; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: 2damendment; bang; bradybill; fauxhunter; gungrab; kerry; nra; photoop; sportsmensvote
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To: The Loan Arranger
If it were clinton I wonder if he would have claimed "I goosed a bag"?
To: The Loan Arranger
"Kerry bought the nonresident license and a special wetlands habitat stamp, which lets him hunt waterfowl."
I don't get it. The environmentalist make us pay billions to protect wetlands so the "waterfowl" will have some place to gather so we can shoot them?
Only in America.
To: TexasTaysor
"4 ducks in 4 hours is kinda unusual"
Would anyone be surprised to discover Kerry faked it?
Did this "avid hunter" crawl around in the dirt on his belly as he explained earlier in the campaign?
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posted on
10/21/2004 11:54:01 AM PDT
by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: Da Mav
"So, let me get this straight - this blister thingie is what you common folk sometimes get when you do...what? Oh yeah, manual labor."
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posted on
10/21/2004 11:56:04 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(President Kerry - - there, scared ya didn't I?)
To: The Loan Arranger
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posted on
10/21/2004 11:56:56 AM PDT
by
pdc7156
To: Mikey_1962
Gee, bagged a Canadian Goose! Right the Canada goose is usually sitting on the ground waiting. They're so tame.
And it took him how many hours to bag one?
Oh!
And he's "giddy" and "lazy"? Well he sure improved his presidential image with the people there.
Bull's eye John sKerry!
To: katnip
If he's giddy hes shouldn't be handling a firearm. He could shoot a hole in the bottom of the boat or worse.
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posted on
10/21/2004 11:59:04 AM PDT
by
oyez
(¡Qué viva la revolución de Reagan!)
To: TexasTaysor
That looks like a Canadian Goose to me. On Long Island they breed like rats. You can find them near any body of water. You wouldn't have to shoot them either.
Just bring a bag of bread crumbs. They'll walk right up to you. I suppose if one wanted to, you could just grab it and wring it's neck.
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posted on
10/21/2004 11:59:38 AM PDT
by
katnip
(Defeating John Kerry is like giving Vietnam Veterans the Homecoming they never had)
To: ThirstyMan
You're right I have about 135 in my backyard right now.
All they do is eat and crap.
To: The Loan Arranger
I'm still waiting to hear what the PETA people have to say about this. Not holding my breath -- still waiting for the NAG HAGS to come to the defense of all of the women Clinton groped (and worse)!
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:02:08 PM PDT
by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: pdc7156
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:02:46 PM PDT
by
katnip
(Defeating John Kerry is like giving Vietnam Veterans the Homecoming they never had)
To: reagan_fanatic
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:03:35 PM PDT
by
Da Mav
To: The Loan Arranger
From comments on Rush's show, nobody in the media actually saw any of those clowns shoot their birds. Now why doesn't that surprise me?
To: The Loan Arranger
Four geese in 2 hours, with reporters near. No shots heard. Musta talked the unfortunate caged critters to death.
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:06:36 PM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.)
To: Laura Earl
I almost expected him to skip back to the house after that. LOL
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:08:56 PM PDT
by
MKM1960
To: pdc7156
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:09:03 PM PDT
by
ShandaLear
(Vote Kerry! He knows what you've got and just who to give it to!)
To: The Loan Arranger
Bagged a Canadian Goose? Big deal. Around here, the stupid birds will hardly get out of your way when you're walking. I could bag one with a piece of Wonder Bread and a kettle of boiling water.
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:12:03 PM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: The Loan Arranger
Who will the PETA people vote for now?
To: FredZarguna
Sadly, you're right. The only ones left to be convinced at this point are the utterly-clueless undecideds, the likes of whom could make the "decision" to vote for the candidate named on the last yard sign they see before entering the polling place door.
Deep thinkers, these undecideds...
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:17:31 PM PDT
by
newgeezer
(...until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury.)
To: pdc7156; biblewonk
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posted on
10/21/2004 12:18:53 PM PDT
by
newgeezer
(...until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury.)
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