We have the October Surprise!!!!!! (Bush's campaign is TOAST!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!)

John Kerry Campaign | 10/21/04 | Me

[AnusInTheMorning]

Kerry will have the race in the bag very soon!!!!

Mod note: I hesitate to leave this thread up, realizing how difficult it is for us poor conservatives to match up against liberal intellectuals. But in the interest of fairness...

Intellectual editorial:

Hey Freepers.

ZOT me all you want and sick the Viking Kitties on me, but I just got off the phone with my high level contacts in the Kerry campaign. If what they are telling me is true, and they haven't been wrong yet, the race will be Kerry's. You have no idea what they have on your guy, but it will blow this race wide open.

Finally some light at the end of the tunnel. I just wanted to let you know so that you right wingers can sit back and wait for judgement day. I can't wait to sit here and watch your reaction when this story breaks!!!!

Its COMING SOON!!!! Be AFRAID Freepers, be VERY AFRAID!!!!!

[boxerblues]

October surprise...this is not photoshopped

[theophilusscribe]

Poor thing doesn't realize that our high-level contacts in the Bush campaign already knows about Kerry's October Surprise—they actually planted it to blow up in Kerry's face. After which the Bush campaign will pull out the Mother of All October Surprises. Karl Rove is a genius, dontcha know.

Bless his heart, you almost have to feel bad for Kerry. Snookered again.

Gosh this game is fun!

[Wormwood]

Let me guess:

"D1ck Ch3n3y's daughter is teh ghey! OMFG!!!11!"

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

¿Cuántos anos tienes?

[cbkaty]

Bad Company.....saw the Warhog do it's thing this past weekend at the Wings Over Houston Airshow....Its a brute...and it personifies President Bush!!!!!!!

[CharacterCounts]

Rove is a diabolical genius.

[corlorde]

Teresa is going to give Bush the "bum's rush"?

Is that it? lol

[R. Scott]

You have no idea what they have on your guy, but it will blow this race wide open.

Is it worse than Hanoi John’s bragging about committing sedition, openly committing treason, working his entire (part time) in the Senate to undermine and destroy our military, doing his best to destroy our national security, supporting every enemy of the United States at every opportunity, and generally just being a despicable, self aggrandizing, lying, backstabbing, seditious traitor?

[PigRigger]

Kerry has been on the wrong side of history for 40 years and this is the man you love and trust?

Your naivety and ignorance are breath taking in their depth and scope. You live in a reality that doesn't exist, a Utopian existence carved out of a ideological fog that clouds your mind.

Unfortunately those of us who live in reality will pay the price if Kerry gains the White House. The Carter years will pale in comparison to the destruction, death, and chaos this man will wreak upon our nation.

Look to history to understand what is to come. Clearly, Kerry embodies the spirit of ancient men who chose the wrong path.

We as a nation have been warned.

[skinkinthegrass]

..Can I borrow some tin foil. We're running out here, the Marxist/Leftists are getting out-of-hand, Kroger's out. :/

[mict42]

Well, let's see. First of all, the shocking news must be something worse than: Chickening out of Viet Nam and trumping up Purple Hearts to run from danger. Falsifying government documents,i.e, the events of the Swift Boat encounters. Shooting an young Viet in the back as he ran from the scene. Lying to the Congress of The United States. Aiding and abetting the enemy as in planning with the North Vietnamese while in Paris. Attending a meeting at which the assassination of U.S.Senators was offered up as a viable procedure and lying by saying that he wasn't there. Living your rich life by targeting ultra rich vulnerable women and being a kept man. Working with the Chinese to subvert the defense of The United States.
I can't wait to see what kind of crap these lame Democraps are going to expel now upon our decent, patriotic leader. Whatever it is, bring it on you anti-American slime.

[GOPJ]

Oh no, they got a picture of him peeing on the American flag? Oops... forgot...that's not Bush.

[Freedom Dignity n Honor]

War Criminal? War Criminal?

You left out communist pig controlled by the Chinese and Vietnese commmunist, male who wh*red himself out to two rich women?, etc.

;P

just joking around :)

[beckysueb]

Oh, yeah Operation Pheonix. I almost forgot. I thought we weren't supposed to talk about that.

[NewLand]

Kerry will have the race in the bag very soon!!!!

It smells like DNC poopy!

[Caipirabob]

I checked with the Admin Moderator and there is no "bag limit" during troll season.

[Wormwood]

Kerry will have the race in the bag very soon!!!!

Of course, first he'll have to take that bag off of Teresa's face.

[Dawgmeister]

Light at the end of the tunnel...
AnusInTheMorning...
What was the name of that movie..."Brown Star Rising"?
...or maybe something to do with that picture of Kerry in the blue bunny-suit crawling through the hatch?

[Wormwood]

The Democrap "October Surprise" had better be ****ing AMAZING---because if it isn't, I hope to see one hell of a NOVEMBER Surprise:
20 million Democrats under purple blankets wearing brand-new running shoes, beaming their asses up to the mother ship.

Sigh. Wishful thinking.

[Gritty]

Why is it these trolls always seem to have IQs of less than 80?