Posted on 10/17/2004 1:34:42 PM PDT by festus
Official Democrat Field Guide For Voter Fraud
As the election nears polls are showing that this will be a close election. We need everyone, and I mean everyone, living or dead, resident or non-resident, felon or non-felon to vote for Kerry this November 2nd.
In order to help you help us win the election the following points have been developed :
DEAD VOTERS :
+ NOTE: It is not necessary to actually bring the dead person to the polls to vote. As long as they are a registered voter you can simply show up youself, or have someone else show up for you, and claim the identity of the person.
+ Please be sure the person has not already been purged from the rolls as dead if you do this or our lawyers and spin meisters will have to work overtime to explain why someone born in 1776 is still voting in 2004.
TOTAL VOTES :
+ Its highly important to pay attention to the number of both registered voters and actual citizens in a given precinct. Even if you discover a precinct where all observers are democrat please do not simply stuff the ballot box willy nilly. It looks bad if a precinct, or worse and entire region, has voter turnout numbers in the 500% plus range.
TRAVELLING VOTERS :
+ If you are voting in multiple precincts this November please remember not to use the same name in every precinct. While the ballot is secret a record is kept of who actually showed up to vote. Please note that to date claiming multiple personalities is not a reliable method of defending onself from the charge of voting multiple times.
+ Please do not add more than one "I voted today" sticker to your outfit and only add the sticker after you are all done voting. Walking around with 50 plus "I voted today" stickers looks suspicious especially if you are already wearing them when you arrive at the precinct polling station.
Thats all we have for now but stay tuned more details will be coming soon......
[NOTE: For those humor challenged among us this is a joke]
LOL!
For instance, if you are voting on Indian reservations, make sure to dump your trinkets, toys, clothes long enough before the election not to arouse the media, but close enough that the voters there will make the proper connections between the party of the trinkets and the candidates to vote for.
[NOTE: For those humor challenged among us this is a joke]
And a cute one it is. Let's just hope it doesn't turn out to be the truth.
This was meant as a joke, but actually its probably true. Dems do want convicted felons to vote for them.
http://theconservativerepublican.com/
And a saving point is that they forgot to dumb it down to the 3rd grade reading level so that their "grassroots operatives" can read it.
PLEASE label humor or satire at top.
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