Posted on 10/16/2004 9:29:22 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee
What will we do if George W. Bush is re-elected in three weeks? Dog Bites doesn't know, but surely Google must. We searched for the phrase "If Bush wins, I'm ...." From the 450 or so hits that were returned, here's what we learned:
"if Bush wins I'm going to be living with some very unhappy Brazilians."
"If Bush wins I'm gonna get drunk, drive over to the states and drop a great big dump in the middle of the peace bridge."
"If Bush wins, I'm going to attempt to bring down the US government and replace it with a freely-elected democracy."
"if Bush wins, I'm outta here. Canada or NZ, wherever I can go, I'll go."
"if Bush wins I'm not going to be hopelessly defeated."
"if bush wins, i'm definately going to canada."
"If Bush wins (I'm not saying again), I'll chalk it up on my big 'Reasons to Commit Suicide in The Modern World' List."
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to South America!"
"If bush wins, I'm jumping the fence to mexico."
"If Bush wins, I'm hoping you'll stand with us in our rebellion against this Bush dictatorship."
"If Bush wins, I'm never going to hear the end of it from my friends."
"If Bush wins, I'm moving back to the UK."
"if bush wins, I'm throwing the biggest fit in the world and then using my lifesavings to move to canada!!!"
"If Bush wins i'm moving to New Zealand, oh wait, i'm already here, suckers."
"if Bush wins, I'm joining up."
"if Bush wins I'm going to leave the country."
"if Bush wins, I'm going to be looking for a new country to call home."
"If Bush wins, I'm gonna be really loud (in my unimportant way)."
"If Bush wins, I'm moving out of the United States cause of Bush."
"If Bush wins, I'm going to the Washington Mall."
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada."
"If Bush wins, I'm moving back to Canada ... or maybe to Christine's neighborhood."
"if Bush wins I'm not jumping out a 20 story window."
"if Bush wins, I'm off to New Zealand to live with Rob and Kirsty."
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Australia, and I've already got the paperwork started."
"If Bush wins, I'm seriously going back to college outside the US."
"if bush wins, i'm moving to canada..."
"If Bush wins I'm holding everyone who didn't vote for Kerry accountable, especially those who know better."
"if bush wins..i'm gonna be the happiest person alive and i'm going to be so proud to be american...haha GO BUSH!!!!!"
"If Bush wins I'm going to have to summon all the equanimity that Buddhism offers."
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada..."
"If Bush wins I'm moving to Germany."
"if Bush wins (I'm not voting for either of these a-holes), I r-e-a-l-l-y want Hillary to run for President in 2008, so that she can finally have a stake driven through her political career."
"If Bush wins, I'm pretty certain that we will go after Iran and/or Syria next (Iran more likely)."
"If Bush wins, I'm leaving."
"If Bush wins, I'm gone."
"if Bush wins, I'm burning my passport on the embassy steps and pleaing for asylum, anyone care to join me?"
"If Bush wins, I'm holding Nader and Patti responsible."
"if bush wins, i'm moving out of the country ... preferably to england."
"If Bush wins I'm thinking 2008 will be the battle of the women."
"if Bush wins, I'm terrified at how the liberal minded will react. I hope not violently."
"If Bush wins, I'm gonna start drinking!"
"If Bush wins I'm off to Canada -- don't think I can cope with Dubaya for another 4 years."
"if bush wins i'm not going to leave holland."
"if Bush wins, I'm removing myself from the voter rolls."
"If Bush wins, I'm still crossing my fingers, except this time hoping he doesn't launch a worldwide blitzkrieg or something."
"if Bush wins, I'm moving to San Miguel de Allende Mexico."
"if Bush wins, I'm moving to Switzerland."
"if Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada. Eh?"
"If Bush wins I'm moving to North Korea."
"If Bush wins, I'm going to make like a cicada and hide under the bed for four years."
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada and requesting political asylum."
"If Bush wins, I'm sure the angels will rejoice -- there will be thousands of lives saved, more God-fearing laws, less liberal influence, etc."
"If Bush wins I'm moving to Canada!"
"if Bush wins, I'm willing to stay if the Democrats break the GOP hold on Congress."
"if Bush wins I'm moving out of the country."
"if bush wins, i'm moving to canada or australia!"
"If Bush wins, I'm packing up my stuff and heading to Canada."
"if Bush wins, I'm lighting up just because, well...f--- it."
"If Bush wins, I'm leaving the country. That simple."
"If bush wins, I'm moving to Connecticut cause America will be done for."
"If Bush wins, I'm up $1,000."
"If Bush wins, I'm not going to cause a riot but will handle myself with poise and tactfully smile."
"if bush wins, i'm having a re-count riot party."
"If Bush wins I'm considering moving to another country."
"If Bush wins I'm staying inside my fallout shelter for 4 years."
"If Bush wins I'm hoping (and do feel it is plausible) for a 60/40 split."
"if Bush wins I'm sure Christian institutions will continue to receive a hell of a lot more money than they previously had."
"if Bush wins, I'm staying until 2005."
"If Bush wins, I'm afraid I'll have to become a tad more militant."
"if Bush wins I'm moving out of the country."
"if bush wins I'm moving to canada."
"if Bush wins, I'm going to need to be able to tell myself that I did everything humanly possible to prevent it."
"If Bush wins, I'm happy."
"if bush wins, I'm starting a revolution."
"if Bush wins I'm guessing Dick Cheney will run for Prez and maybe Hilary will run."
"If Bush wins I'm moving to Germany."
"if Bush wins, I'm going to grab two or three of my stinky freinds, find the busiest intersection I can find and picket with slogans such as 'Bush = War Hero' and 'George Bush was Elected.'"
"if Bush wins I'm not going to be able to stand it online enduring another 4 years of liberal *****ing about every single little pissant issue or news story."
"If Bush wins, I'm hopeful we'll take the gloves off and finally start kicking some Islamic ass."
"if Bush wins I'm the front-runner in '08."
"If Bush wins I'm moving to Cuba."
"If Bush wins I'm blaming it on your state!"
"if Bush wins I'm afraid that America is a lost cause."
"if Bush wins, I'm not going anyplace colder than here!"
"If Bush wins, I'm shooting the redeemer in my sig at the White House as soon as he's reinagurated."
"if Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada."
"If Bush wins, I'm hoping for chaos in the states."
"if bush wins, i'm killing EVERYBODY."
"If Bush Wins, I'm Going Underground."
"If Bush wins ... I'm leaving with the Baldwins."
"If Bush wins I'm going to riot."
"If Bush wins, I'm very scared for the US and the world..."
"If Bush wins, I'm going to kill myself."
"if Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada."
"if Bush wins, i'm nuking the USA myself. i only thought i'd give you fair warning."
"If Bush wins I'm going to Disneyland." (Tommy Craggs)
" Free Dominion is a Canadian conservative political news forum conceptually modeled after the ground-breaking American website Free Republic.... There is now a growing Free Britannia in the U.K., and conservative patriots in other countries are sure follow with comparable websites of their own."
Might be an interesting place to go next time I get banned from FR.
Your pic's a little dark, but I recognize a Tombstone reference when I see one. Very nice.
...Boy, are you Canadians in for it now...
But think of the boom they'd create for Goverment funded Mental Institutions up there.
Sounds like Canada will also have a problem with illegal aliens flooding over their southern border!
All of those sound like good ideas - don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya and definitely don't bother to write cuz your personna is already non grata.
That's what skools dedicated to fostering self-esteem have wrought - they actually think people care what they're going to do if Bush wins.
I'm investing in moving companies.
LOL!
When Bush wins I am falling on my knees and thanking Almighty God and then going out into the street and dancing with loud praises to the LORD. We danced in the streets in Madison WI the last time he won.
I really don't understand what these people think they fear. Their rights have not been taken away like the liberals like to take ours away and will given 1/2 a chance.
They made it up.
Google doesn't give you any of those answers.
Try it yourself.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%22if+bush+wins%22&btnG=Search
My contribution to this:
If Bush wins, the terrorists and all our enemies will tremble in fear.
Well said!
Maybe then they will finally learn to appreciate this country.
"if Bush wins I'm going to be living with some very unhappy Brazilians."
Off to join the rest of the Brazil Nuts?
"If Bush wins I'm gonna get drunk, drive over to the states and drop a great big dump in the middle of the peace bridge."
You'll just be crapping on a fellow hippie...
"if Bush wins, I'm outta here. Canada or NZ, wherever I can go, I'll go."
Via Con Dios!
"if Bush wins I'm not going to be hopelessly defeated."
Hopelessly or not, you'll be defeated...
"if bush wins, i'm definately going to canada."
Dress warm...
"If Bush wins (I'm not saying again), I'll chalk it up on my big 'Reasons to Commit Suicide in The Modern World' List."
Want to borrow a straight razor?
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to South America!"
Can I head up your "transition team"?
"If bush wins, I'm jumping the fence to mexico."
Try not to get run over by the 4000 people jumping the same fence in the opposite direction...
"If Bush wins, I'm hoping you'll stand with us in our rebellion against this Bush dictatorship."
I have three words for you... "BRING IT ON..."
"If Bush wins, I'm never going to hear the end of it from my friends."
I know... Won't it be fun!!!
"If Bush wins, I'm moving back to the UK."
Make sure you find a good dentist first...
"if bush wins, I'm throwing the biggest fit in the world and then using my lifesavings to move to canada!!!"
Sounds like something my toddler would threaten....
"If Bush wins i'm moving to New Zealand, oh wait, i'm already here, suckers."
Hey, loser, leave those sheep alone!
"if Bush wins, I'm joining up."
If you can't beat 'em, Join 'em...
"if Bush wins I'm going to leave the country."
Dont let the door hitcha on the way out...
"if Bush wins, I'm going to be looking for a new country to call home."
May I suggest North Korea?
"If Bush wins, I'm gonna be really loud (in my unimportant way)."
How is that different than what you'll do if Kerry wins?
"If Bush wins, I'm moving out of the United States cause of Bush."
You're not an English Major, are you???
"If Bush wins, I'm going to the Washington Mall."
Dont pass out in the reflection pool...
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada."
Wow, I hope the Canucks are ready for this sudden influx of unemployable miscreants...
"If Bush wins, I'm moving back to Canada ... or maybe to Christine's neighborhood."
I take it Christine lives in Berkely?
"if Bush wins I'm not jumping out a 20 story window."
What if I say PLEASE????
"if Bush wins, I'm off to New Zealand to live with Rob and Kirsty."
I just talked to Rob and Kirsty... They're hoping Kerry Wins just so you don't move to New Zealand...
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Australia, and I've already got the paperwork started."
I guess that speaks volumes about your confidence in Kerry...
"If Bush wins, I'm seriously going back to college outside the US."
You might want to run that by mom and dad before they cut your sponging ass off...
"If Bush wins I'm holding everyone who didn't vote for Kerry accountable, especially those who know better."
I'm not voting for Kerry... would you like to come over and hold me accountable?
"If Bush wins I'm going to have to summon all the equanimity that Buddhism offers."
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada..."
Yeah Yeah Yeah... we've heard it all before...
"If Bush wins I'm moving to Germany."
Theres a new one...
"If Bush wins, I'm pretty certain that we will go after Iran and/or Syria next (Iran more likely)."
Hear that Iran??? SHAPE UP!
"If Bush wins, I'm leaving."
I'm Waving.
"If Bush wins, I'm gone."
Sounds like you are already...
"if Bush wins, I'm burning my passport on the embassy steps and pleaing for asylum, anyone care to join me?"
Which Embassy would that be Einstein?
"If Bush wins, I'm holding Nader and Patti responsible."
Um, that assumes that Bush will win by less than 1%... What if it's a landslide?
"if bush wins, i'm moving out of the country ... preferably to england."
The English are a patriotic people... They don't want you...
"If Bush wins I'm thinking 2008 will be the battle of the women."
Mud Wrestling?
"if Bush wins, I'm terrified at how the liberal minded will react. I hope not violently."
We're shaking in our (combat) boots...
"If Bush wins, I'm gonna start drinking!"
Me TOO! Champagne!
"If Bush wins I'm off to Canada -- don't think I can cope with Dubaya for another 4 years."
After we bomb Iran, can we hit Canada next?
"if bush wins i'm not going to leave holland."
Keep your finger in the dyke....
"if Bush wins, I'm removing myself from the voter rolls."
Maybe you should remove yourself from the Doobie Rolls first...
"If Bush wins, I'm still crossing my fingers, except this time hoping he doesn't launch a worldwide blitzkrieg or something."
Blitzkreig is a big word for a twelve year old...
"if Bush wins, I'm moving to San Miguel de Allende Mexico."
Hasta La Vista
"if Bush wins, I'm willing to stay if the Democrats break the GOP hold on Congress."
I wouldn't hold my breath...
"If bush wins, I'm moving to Connecticut cause America will be done for."
Newsflash... Connecticut is IN America...
"If Bush wins, I'm not going to cause a riot but will handle myself with poise and tactfully smile."
Oh Come on... RIOT!!!
"if bush wins, i'm having a re-count riot party."
That's better...
"If Bush wins I'm considering moving to another country."
Dont just CONSIDER...
"If Bush wins I'm staying inside my fallout shelter for 4 years."
And in your tinfoil hats for decades to come...
"If Bush wins I'm hoping (and do feel it is plausible) for a 60/40 split."
Always split Aces & eights...
"if Bush wins I'm sure Christian institutions will continue to receive a hell of a lot more money than they previously had."
And this is a problem because????
"if Bush wins, I'm staying until 2005."
Is that when the mothership arrives?
"If Bush wins, I'm afraid I'll have to become a tad more militant."
You'll start shaving under your arms and wearing bras?
"if Bush wins, I'm going to need to be able to tell myself that I did everything humanly possible to prevent it."
YOU'RE A FAILURE!!!
"if bush wins, I'm starting a revolution."
You and what Army?
"if Bush wins I'm guessing Dick Cheney will run for Prez and maybe Hilary will run."
Sounds like you got your political science degree over the internet...
"if Bush wins, I'm going to grab two or three of my stinky freinds, find the busiest intersection I can find and picket with slogans such as 'Bush = War Hero' and 'George Bush was Elected.'"
We'll be sure to spray air freshner after we run you over...
"if Bush wins I'm the front-runner in '08."
Gary Coleman?
"If Bush wins I'm moving to Cuba."
I hope you can play baseball and keep your mouth shut....
"If Bush wins I'm blaming it on your state!"
Why, Thank you!
"if Bush wins I'm afraid that America is a lost cause."
Im afraid youre a lost soul...
"if Bush wins, I'm not going anyplace colder than here!"
I hear hell is warm this time of year...
"If Bush wins, I'm hoping for chaos in the states."
Theres a fun wish for Christmas...
"if bush wins, i'm killing EVERYBODY."
Not If I see you first...
"If Bush Wins, I'm Going Underground."
Want to borrow my shovel?
"If Bush wins ... I'm leaving with the Baldwins."
Promises Promises...
"If Bush wins I'm going to riot."
I have a fire hose with your name on it...
"If Bush wins, I'm going to kill myself."
Sounds like a plan!
"if Bush wins, i'm nuking the USA myself. i only thought i'd give you fair warning."
Your fat ass passing gas after four straight years of Del Taco may be unpleasont, but I think we can handle it....
No, your search parameters are different.
AMEN!
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