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"if Bush wins I'm going to be living with some very unhappy Brazilians."

Off to join the rest of the Brazil Nuts?

"If Bush wins I'm gonna get drunk, drive over to the states and drop a great big dump in the middle of the peace bridge."

You'll just be crapping on a fellow hippie...

"if Bush wins, I'm outta here. Canada or NZ, wherever I can go, I'll go."

Via Con Dios!

"if Bush wins I'm not going to be hopelessly defeated."

Hopelessly or not, you'll be defeated...

"if bush wins, i'm definately going to canada."

Dress warm...

"If Bush wins (I'm not saying again), I'll chalk it up on my big 'Reasons to Commit Suicide in The Modern World' List."

Want to borrow a straight razor?

"If Bush wins, I'm moving to South America!"

Can I head up your "transition team"?

"If bush wins, I'm jumping the fence to mexico."

Try not to get run over by the 4000 people jumping the same fence in the opposite direction...

"If Bush wins, I'm hoping you'll stand with us in our rebellion against this Bush dictatorship."

I have three words for you... "BRING IT ON..."

"If Bush wins, I'm never going to hear the end of it from my friends."

I know... Won't it be fun!!!

"If Bush wins, I'm moving back to the UK."

Make sure you find a good dentist first...

"if bush wins, I'm throwing the biggest fit in the world and then using my lifesavings to move to canada!!!"

Sounds like something my toddler would threaten....

"If Bush wins i'm moving to New Zealand, oh wait, i'm already here, suckers."

Hey, loser, leave those sheep alone!

"if Bush wins, I'm joining up."

If you can't beat 'em, Join 'em...

"if Bush wins I'm going to leave the country."

Dont let the door hitcha on the way out...

"if Bush wins, I'm going to be looking for a new country to call home."

May I suggest North Korea?

"If Bush wins, I'm gonna be really loud (in my unimportant way)."

How is that different than what you'll do if Kerry wins?

"If Bush wins, I'm moving out of the United States cause of Bush."

You're not an English Major, are you???

"If Bush wins, I'm going to the Washington Mall."

Dont pass out in the reflection pool...

"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada."

Wow, I hope the Canucks are ready for this sudden influx of unemployable miscreants...

"If Bush wins, I'm moving back to Canada ... or maybe to Christine's neighborhood."

I take it Christine lives in Berkely?

"if Bush wins I'm not jumping out a 20 story window."

What if I say PLEASE????

"if Bush wins, I'm off to New Zealand to live with Rob and Kirsty."

I just talked to Rob and Kirsty... They're hoping Kerry Wins just so you don't move to New Zealand...

"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Australia, and I've already got the paperwork started."

I guess that speaks volumes about your confidence in Kerry...

"If Bush wins, I'm seriously going back to college outside the US."

You might want to run that by mom and dad before they cut your sponging ass off...

"If Bush wins I'm holding everyone who didn't vote for Kerry accountable, especially those who know better."

I'm not voting for Kerry... would you like to come over and hold me accountable?

"If Bush wins I'm going to have to summon all the equanimity that Buddhism offers."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Canada..."

Yeah Yeah Yeah... we've heard it all before...

"If Bush wins I'm moving to Germany."

Theres a new one...

"If Bush wins, I'm pretty certain that we will go after Iran and/or Syria next (Iran more likely)."

Hear that Iran??? SHAPE UP!

"If Bush wins, I'm leaving."

I'm Waving.

"If Bush wins, I'm gone."

Sounds like you are already...

"if Bush wins, I'm burning my passport on the embassy steps and pleaing for asylum, anyone care to join me?"

Which Embassy would that be Einstein?

"If Bush wins, I'm holding Nader and Patti responsible."

Um, that assumes that Bush will win by less than 1%... What if it's a landslide?

"if bush wins, i'm moving out of the country ... preferably to england."

The English are a patriotic people... They don't want you...

"If Bush wins I'm thinking 2008 will be the battle of the women."

Mud Wrestling?

"if Bush wins, I'm terrified at how the liberal minded will react. I hope not violently."

We're shaking in our (combat) boots...

"If Bush wins, I'm gonna start drinking!"

Me TOO! Champagne!

"If Bush wins I'm off to Canada -- don't think I can cope with Dubaya for another 4 years."

After we bomb Iran, can we hit Canada next?

"if bush wins i'm not going to leave holland."

Keep your finger in the dyke....

"if Bush wins, I'm removing myself from the voter rolls."

Maybe you should remove yourself from the Doobie Rolls first...

"If Bush wins, I'm still crossing my fingers, except this time hoping he doesn't launch a worldwide blitzkrieg or something."

Blitzkreig is a big word for a twelve year old...

"if Bush wins, I'm moving to San Miguel de Allende Mexico."

Hasta La Vista

"if Bush wins, I'm willing to stay if the Democrats break the GOP hold on Congress."

I wouldn't hold my breath...

"If bush wins, I'm moving to Connecticut cause America will be done for."

Newsflash... Connecticut is IN America...

"If Bush wins, I'm not going to cause a riot but will handle myself with poise and tactfully smile."

Oh Come on... RIOT!!!

"if bush wins, i'm having a re-count riot party."

That's better...

"If Bush wins I'm considering moving to another country."

Dont just CONSIDER...

"If Bush wins I'm staying inside my fallout shelter for 4 years."

And in your tinfoil hats for decades to come...

"If Bush wins I'm hoping (and do feel it is plausible) for a 60/40 split."

Always split Aces & eights...

"if Bush wins I'm sure Christian institutions will continue to receive a hell of a lot more money than they previously had."

And this is a problem because????

"if Bush wins, I'm staying until 2005."

Is that when the mothership arrives?

"If Bush wins, I'm afraid I'll have to become a tad more militant."

You'll start shaving under your arms and wearing bras?

"if Bush wins, I'm going to need to be able to tell myself that I did everything humanly possible to prevent it."

YOU'RE A FAILURE!!!

"if bush wins, I'm starting a revolution."

You and what Army?

"if Bush wins I'm guessing Dick Cheney will run for Prez and maybe Hilary will run."

Sounds like you got your political science degree over the internet...

"if Bush wins, I'm going to grab two or three of my stinky freinds, find the busiest intersection I can find and picket with slogans such as 'Bush = War Hero' and 'George Bush was Elected.'"

We'll be sure to spray air freshner after we run you over...

"if Bush wins I'm the front-runner in '08."

Gary Coleman?

"If Bush wins I'm moving to Cuba."

I hope you can play baseball and keep your mouth shut....

"If Bush wins I'm blaming it on your state!"

Why, Thank you!

"if Bush wins I'm afraid that America is a lost cause."

Im afraid youre a lost soul...

"if Bush wins, I'm not going anyplace colder than here!"

I hear hell is warm this time of year...

"If Bush wins, I'm hoping for chaos in the states."

Theres a fun wish for Christmas...

"if bush wins, i'm killing EVERYBODY."

Not If I see you first...

"If Bush Wins, I'm Going Underground."

Want to borrow my shovel?

"If Bush wins ... I'm leaving with the Baldwins."

Promises Promises...

"If Bush wins I'm going to riot."

I have a fire hose with your name on it...

"If Bush wins, I'm going to kill myself."

Sounds like a plan!

"if Bush wins, i'm nuking the USA myself. i only thought i'd give you fair warning."

Your fat ass passing gas after four straight years of Del Taco may be unpleasont, but I think we can handle it....