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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
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| 10/15/2004
Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
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To: new cruelty
More evidence that she's crazy. Maybe she'll be the target of one of those lawsuits Edwards loves so much when someone chokes on a white raisin.
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:28:31 AM PDT
by
cwiz24
(You'll have to excuse me--I'm tying to muzzel my ctitics.)
To: new cruelty
"Gin and white raisins...gin and white raisins... gin and white raisins..."
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:29:46 AM PDT
by
Rutles4Ever
("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
To: new cruelty
Someone needs to tell her to lay off the arthritis medicine before she attends campaign functions.
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:29:56 AM PDT
by
SilentServiceCPOWife
(No one notices the water until the well runs dry.)
To: new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'... Sounds more like she does this:
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then throw away the damn raisins and drink the gin...
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:29:56 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Kerry could have left 'Nam within a week if Purple Hearts were awarded for shots to the foot.)
To: new cruelty
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:30:03 AM PDT
by
Jeff Head
(www.dragonsfuryseries.com)
To: new cruelty
That explains why she looks drunk all the time.
...I've never heard of a white raisin martini before, though...
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:30:06 AM PDT
by
wrbones
(Where'd I put my tin foil hat....)
To: new cruelty
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:30:36 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(If it talks like a liberal, votes like a liberal and spends like a liberal, it's a liberal.)
To: cwiz24
Who knows. I read elsewhere that Dr. Steven Phillips, director of Geriatric Medicine at the University of Nevada quickly supported the prescription.
To: new cruelty
An Open Letter to the People of the United States:
Dear all,
As I am sure you are aware, the news abroad covers the President and the First Lady quite extensively. Over the past 4 years, we have become acquainted, and charmed with your First Lady Laura Bush. Please, under no circumstances, replace her with Teresa Lola Whatsername Somethingorother Banana Heinz Kerry. She's an utter fruit bat.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Regards, An Ally in the UK
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:30:55 AM PDT
by
MadIvan
(Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
To: new cruelty
This woman is doing more than 9 gin-soaked raisins a day........
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:30:55 AM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: new cruelty
A large clove of garlic does wonders against vampires, too, I hear.
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:30:57 AM PDT
by
Rutles4Ever
("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
To: new cruelty
At least the Kerry Health Care Plan has finally been unveiled....
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:31:00 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: cwiz24
Actually, I heard about this cure almost 30 years ago. I have no idea if it really works, but some people believe in it.
carolyn
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:31:02 AM PDT
by
CDHart
To: new cruelty
Hey Mick, we found your "gin soaked bar room queen"
To: new cruelty
This remedy is at least 20 years old. The little old ladies at my Mother's Methodist Circle club were passing it around 20 years ago.
They drove 100 miles away to purchase the gin, so nobody would recognize them.
To: new cruelty
Methinks that she has REALLY bad arthritis. She may even be taking a double dose.
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:32:19 AM PDT
by
blanknoone
(Red + Yellow = Orange)
To: new cruelty
I bet she eats more than 9 of those raisins a day. She probably chases the raisins with the rest of the bottle of gin. The way she acts, she must be drunk. After all she did say that she admired Betty Ford.
Hell, listening to John Kerry speak makes me want to drink!!!
To: new cruelty
She must have drifted off the campaign playbook, all true Kerry faithful know that Arthritis will be cured just like spinal cord injury, parkinsons etc. they day Kerry is sworn into office, just ask John Edwards...
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:32:37 AM PDT
by
apillar
To: new cruelty
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:32:59 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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