To: new cruelty
An Open Letter to the People of the United States:
Dear all,
As I am sure you are aware, the news abroad covers the President and the First Lady quite extensively. Over the past 4 years, we have become acquainted, and charmed with your First Lady Laura Bush. Please, under no circumstances, replace her with Teresa Lola Whatsername Somethingorother Banana Heinz Kerry. She's an utter fruit bat.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Regards, An Ally in the UK
10 posted on
10/15/2004 7:30:55 AM PDT by
MadIvan
(Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
To: MadIvan; MeekOneGOP
68 posted on
10/15/2004 7:43:06 AM PDT by
EdReform
(Have you seen FAHRENHYPE 9/11? - www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1240926/posts)
To: MadIvan
"She's an utter fruit bat."
Thanks for the major laugh!
72 posted on
10/15/2004 7:44:15 AM PDT by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
To: MadIvan
...charmed with your First Lady Laura Bush. Please, under no circumstances, replace her with Teresa Lola Whatsername Somethingorother Banana Heinz Kerry. She's an utter fruit bat. Agreed. Lord help us if she becomes the First Lady. This women would be a stain on the "position" of First Lady. She simply isn't normal.
Regards,
A Friend from the US, Tom
To: MadIvan
You delivered a chuckle in the midst of a long and tiring day. Thanks, chum.
302 posted on
10/15/2004 10:09:16 AM PDT by
kimmie7
(I saw a Kerry bumper sticker on a trash can today. FINALLY, truth in advertising!)
To: MadIvan
LOL I think you should join in with the group of Brits calling voters in Ohio.
340 posted on
10/15/2004 11:42:16 AM PDT by
GoLightly
(If it doesn't kill ya, it makes ya stronger.)
To: MadIvan
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