Posted on 10/09/2004 7:03:06 AM PDT by Elephino
To Trey Parker and Matt Stone:
I remember a cordial hello...
(Excerpt) Read more at drudgereport.com ...
The one with NAMBLA was dead on as well.
After a plea for sympathy and the ultimate it's not our fault we are just victims speeches by a pervert
Kyle rebuts over and over: You have sex with children.
Not much, Elephino (love your tagline, btw). To bring my comments full circle back to Sean Penn, we can find Sean's original Iraq article (when the Saddamite was still in power) HERE.
Thanks for your service, EveningStar. I must have been in a spider hole because I missed this article yesterday; so I'm pretty happy Elephino posted it today.
Pinging Old Cracker! You need to get in here and defend your new friend Sean Penn! You know, the enemy of my enemy, and all that......
No, what did they do?
yes....one act of redemption.
My best friend is already on that tour. Only he's staying to fight the bad guys, not just arrive, smoke a cig, pose for a photo and then leave. Maybe Sean would like to go back and go on patrol for a full tour.
They must be made with some of the wood George Bush offer to sell at the debate list night
Kyle makes a great well thought out presentation at a cultural diversity program celebrating Latinos. Cartman also makes a presentation, only his isn't as well thought out. His is on Latinos in the arts and the major part of his presentation is the Jennifer Lopez hand puppet out of his hand a la Señor Wences. Cartman wins the $20 grand prize for his presentation. At the mall, Cartman's J-Lo hand puppet insists that he spend the money on making a music video. The song recorded is called "Taco-Flavored Kisses." The videotape gets sent on to a record company, where the executives become excited about their new find. Realizing that the real J-Lo won't like their new talent, they know the must fire her. They sign the J-Lo hand puppet to a record deal, which requires Cartman to write 10 songs that will be recorded the following week. Cartman dreams of how he is going to tell Kyle about his record deal and making him cry, while his hand puppet dreams of life in the spotlight. The real J-Lo gets fired and is enraged when she hears about her replacement. She returns to her limo and the waiting Ben Affleck. She decides to go to South Park, Colorado to take care of this new Jennifer Lopez.
Cartman delights in telling Kyle about his record deal. As Mr. Garrison begins to teach his class, the real J-Lo and Ben Affleck arrive on the scene. She is looking for her replacement. Everyone remains silent, until Cartman's hand puppet starts mouthing off. J-Lo confronts her replacement and warns "her" to back off. Ben Affleck comes out of the limo to try calming her down, but he finds himself strangely attracted to Cartman's J-Lo hand puppet. The pair leaves town and Cartman decides he won't record the album; that is until his hand puppet insists on it. After spending all night in the recording studio, Cartman wants to sleep, while his hand puppet wants to practice "her" dancing. The next morning, Ben Affleck arrives at the Cartman home with flowers for the J-Lo hand puppet. At his hand's insistence, Cartman spends the day being romanced by Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck gets an opportunity to kiss Cartman's J-Lo and then he slips "her" his tongue. This leads to the start of some "red rocket" style action, which disgusts Cartman who immediately leaves the car, separating the two lovers.
At the recording studio, the J-Lo hand puppet has developed an attitude. They leave for the night and outside the studio, the real J-Lo uses a baseball bat to beat the crap out of Cartman's hand. Cartman is discharged from the hospital and gets to recover at home. The next morning he wakes to find a naked Ben Affleck in bed with him. Ben Affleck announces his engagement to the J-Lo hand puppet. Cartman appeals to the other boys for help with his situation. Kyle is skeptical, expecting Cartman to call them stupid for believing him. His requested for help denied, Cartman leaves, only to found by Ben Affleck, the record executives and the real J-Lo. They chase him to the bridge, where the police are able to subdue the real J-Lo. Cartman's J-Lo hand puppet removes the wig and reveals his identity as that of Mitch Connor, a "run of the mill" conman. Kyle is skeptical of this new revelation. Mitch Connor cashes in his last chips and commits suicide with a cyanide capsule and disappears from Cartman's hand. Everyone leaves except the boys. Kyle asks who Mitch Connor was. Cartman can't explain it and asks if them (with all the strange stuff that goes on in this town) if they can believe his doesn't know. Kyle agrees that it is possible, and Cartman tells him that he got them. The real J-Lo is now a member of the "La Taco" family.
Thanks for the old fart cracker post. I was thinking about his friend Sean too.
Is this idiot Penn calling our troops "children"?
I guess Sean can`t stand that a couple of guys made it on their own without using nepotism like he did. Mommy, I want a career in movies. Ok Sean, whatever you want. Freggin` brat. I`m so sick of these people who get their spoiled brat kids movie careers. You can`t watch one major flick today with out these punks appearing in it and all you hear from them is whining and complaining. Freggin Gweneth Paltrow saying America is weird, or Goldie Hawns daughter Kate Hudson saying she can`t stand American accents. They`re all spoiled POS all of them and they`re always the ones complaining the most about anything and everything. You don`t like it Sean? Then quit the biz and get a real job by yourself for once you drunken twit.
Seans mommy who got him a Hollywood career for his birthday...
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0752527/
Also Seans daddy who got him a hollywood career for his birthday...
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0671984/
They skewer Alec Baldwin too. And I noticed Tim Robbins gets it. Looks like great fun. A must see.
lol
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