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And the Debate Winner is – Lemony Snicket
Special to FreeRepublic ^ | 29 September 2004 | John Armor (Congressman Billybob)

Posted on 09/30/2004 9:12:47 PM PDT by Congressman Billybob

I heard three men speak this week with apparent passion about subjects of great interest. Each of them was trying to be accepted as honest and clear in his speech. Two of them are obvious: George Bush and John Kerry, who took part in the first Presidential Debate of 2004 in Miami on Thursday. Almost all of you either saw the debate, read the transcripts afterward, or saw coverage of it. But to my view, the most honest, the most effective speaker, was the third man, Lemony Snicket, who appeared at a book signing at a Barnes and Noble north of Atlanta on Monday night.

The store was packed. Upwards of 2,000 adults and children were there for the signing, and they stayed open well past midnight, which was when we reached the head of the line. But since most of you have never had the privilege of hearing Lemony Snicket speak, here’s a description.

Snicket is his pen name; Daniel Handler is the writer of “A Series of Unfortunate Events,” a 13-volume series about the efforts of the evil Count Olaf to get his hands on the “enormous fortune” of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. The books are funny, serious, outrageous, educational, and exceptionally well written.

All successful children’s books are written in a similar style. They use plain English, and short, declarative sentences. In short, they follow the rules for good writing laid down by William Strunk and E.B. White in The Elements of Style. The very best of children’s books are written for two audiences at once. They entertain children, but they also offer details and discussions which are over the heads of the children and are entertaining for adults as well.

Consider Lewis Carroll and Alice in Wonderland. Consider A.A. Milne and Now We Are Six. Consider classic Bugs Bunny cartoons like “The Rabbit of Seville.” Add to that select list, which includes Dr. Seuss and Charles Schultz, the name of Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler). I’ll give just one example of the writing of this gentleman from the back cover of The Grim Grotto, book 11.

“Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to read this book, in which the Baudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampness as they descend into the depths of despair, underwater.

“In fact, the horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and you wouldn’t want me even to mention the worst of it, which includes mushrooms, a desperate search for something lost, a mechanical monster, a distressing message from a lost friend, and tap dancing.”

Self deprecation is a delicate art for writers and speakers. Like a surgeon’s scalpel, it should either be used with absolute skill, or not at all. Recall that Presidents Kennedy and Reagan had that skill. It enhanced their presidencies with the public and with the press.

The last thing about Snicket’s integrity showed in the fact that six hours into his book signing, he was still speaking directly and personally to every child who approached his desk. And he was also still listening to what they said, and responding individually. It was a very impressive achievement. And it was why I conclude that this week, he spoke of danger, courage, success – of love, hate, and friendship – of the past, present and future – better than the other two gentlemen who dealt with similar subjects on Thursday evening.

But now we turn to the other two men to decide which of them was the runner-up to Snicket in the honest-and-candid sweepstakes.

Concerning the Presidential Debate on foreign policy in Miami on Thursday night, it is important to keep in mind what this was not. This was not an Oxford-style debate, graded on technical points. I know what those are; I took part in debates like that at Yale, with John Kerry. But the “judges” in this debate are not professors or experts. They are the American people, determining our own safety and security.

Were this a purely technical debate, graded on technical points, the winner by a narrow margin would have been John Kerry. In every answer to every opportunity he was overwhelmingly factual. Of course, some of his facts were not true, and many of them were irrelevant to the question asked. But he certainly was FACTUAL.

But the biggest question on the table is: Which of these two men can be best relied on to lead the United States in a time of war? That’s not a question to be decided by which candidate would do better on Jeopardy!, assuming that Ken Jennings gives up his stranglehold on the winner’s spot.

Before addressing that overwhelming question, I’ll offer just four quotes from the candidates. These are not the hot-button ones likely to be featured on the morning news shows. But they are the ones that illustrate how this debate went, and who will be the winner in the view of the American people, not the experts and the talking heads.

In answer to two different questions, John Kerry made these statements:

Kerry: “Yes, we have to be steadfast and resolved. And I am.”

Kerry: “I’ve never wilted in my life. I’ve never wavered in my life.”

In answer to two different questions, George Bush said:

Bush said it was essential in world relations that other nations see us as “speaking clearly and doing what we say .... Look at Libya. It was a threat. It is now peaceful.”

Bush: “The only thing consistent about my opponent is his inconsistency.”

Presidents from George Washington on have said in words and have demonstrated in their actions that consistency is essential in leadership. Friends must be able to rely on us. Enemies must know to fear us. Inconsistency sabotages both of those basic tasks in international relations.

As a friend of mine said, moments after the debate was over, “If you knew nothing about John Kerry prior to tonight, you would have thought he was clear about what he knew and what he intended.” That is absolutely right. It’s only by comparing Kerry today with Kerry yesterday and Kerry a year ago that his inconsistencies are revealed.

The other factor is personal. Which candidate seems to have blood in his veins rather than ice water? Which one seems to have more of a personal understanding and commitment to the leadership needs of the nation?

George Bush was a less able debater from a technical standpoint. He was not as fast with his facts, nor as smooth in his presentation. But that was known and expected in advance. Where the debate was won was in who George Bush is, not how polished he seems in a public debate. In my judgment, George Bush demonstrated that he is better able to bear in the future the tremendous burdens of the Presidency of our nation at war.

Compared to that, John Kerry came across second best. He was lecturing, not communicating. He was claiming leadership because he was/is a “smart man.” The greatest leaders in American history were not the “smartest” men. And the ones who failed as leaders were not the “dumbest” men. Consider the qualities that separate a George Washington from a Martin van Buren. An Abraham Lincoln from a Grover Cleveland. A Harry Truman from a Chester Arthur.

No one can be a true leader unless he or she has core values that match America’s needs, and the strength to stay on course with those values.

So, as I said at the beginning, the most effective communicator with the American people this week was Lemony Snicket. But second to his skill and candor was the presentation of George Bush in Miami. Coming in third was the cold and calculating John Kerry. The one point I will concede to Kerry’s handlers is that they broke him of the habit of pointing at people like Ichabod Crane, with his bony finger of doom as he recounted American “failures.”

I’ve written this before listening to the comments of the talking heads and the spinmeisters. The instant analyses the night of such a debate often lack the perspective to make a good judgment. Such analyses the following morning are better, but still not good. Too many of these people live inside the Washington Beltway (or New York, or other political cocoons), and lack any working understanding of the real Americans who live outside the Beltway, and away from both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

My opinion only matters if I’m right about this conclusion: I think over the next two days that a sufficient number of Americans will make their choice for President so this election is finally over. As always, the first debate has the largest audience. And the press has noted that a very high proportion of the people are committed now to their choice for President.

I believe that within two days enough of the few undecided Americans will conclude that George Bush should serve another four years, and that this conclusion will appear in all the national and state polls. And lastly, I believe that set of opinions will hold firm from now until the election on 2 November. Facts on the ground will prove me right or wrong.

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About the Author: John Armor is a civil rights attorney who lives in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. CongressmanBillybob@earthlink.net

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1 posted on 09/30/2004 9:12:48 PM PDT by Congressman Billybob
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To: Congressman Billybob
Mr. President, what do you admire about John Kerry?

Senator Kerry, in what ways does George Bush suck?

They could have just asked those two questions to capture the flavor and then let us watch something else.
2 posted on 09/30/2004 9:16:30 PM PDT by Arkinsaw
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To: Congressman Billybob

Taxman Bravo Zulu!

A most excellent piece of work, BillyBob!


3 posted on 09/30/2004 9:20:34 PM PDT by Taxman (So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
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To: Congressman Billybob

Very great article and writing. Thank you.


4 posted on 09/30/2004 9:36:22 PM PDT by Weirdad (A Free Republic, not a "democracy" (mob rule))
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To: Congressman Billybob

Thank you


5 posted on 09/30/2004 10:03:41 PM PDT by jokar (On line data base http://www.trackingthethreat.com/db/index.htm)
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To: Congressman Billybob
John,

Kerry seemed scattered and negative and BORING as hell. UGH! I could barely watch the thing (which I did start to finish).

That said, the President seemed tired and peeved for a lot of the debate, particularly toward the end. He did shine when he schwacked Kerry about the "global test" and when talking about the widow.

I couldn't believe that Kerry wanted to give the "moohlahs" nuclear fuel and "see how they handle it". Is this guy nuts!

Talley Ho!

6 posted on 09/30/2004 10:23:08 PM PDT by buzzsaw6 (26 year military vet still serving in the ANG)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Brilliant analogy to Lemony Snicket. I first encountered him when he was reading from his book to assorted children on the CBS morning show. The children were enraptured. I was extremely impressed with how he never underestimated the intelligence of his young audience and was never once condescending.

Bush I consider to be exceptionally flawed but, perhaps, the best candidate we could hope to actually elect. Kerry is evil incarnate. Lemony Snicket is highly entertaining. You convinced me, I am going to write in Lemony Snicket for president.

7 posted on 09/30/2004 10:37:47 PM PDT by FreedomSurge
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To: Congressman Billybob

Over the next few days we'll see how it goes. People got to compare and contrast the qualities and resume the two candidates bring to the job. Kerry needed to KO Bush to have a chance to change the dynamics of the race. He didn't succeed. Unless there are other things that influence public opinion to turn against the President, Bush looks set to be re-elected in November.


8 posted on 10/01/2004 1:47:13 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Congressman Billybob; TaxRelief; Helms; 100%FEDUP; 2ndMostConservativeBrdMember; ~Vor~; A2J; ...
Congressman Billybob's latest!


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9 posted on 10/01/2004 5:33:54 AM PDT by Constitution Day (shut off the debatwe, get off this thread,and go szikt in a corfner ans suck your thumb.)
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To: buzzsaw6

Of COURSE Bush looked peeved. He looked like he wanted to mix it up but because his people agreed to a restrictive format, he didn't have the gloves off enough to go after all the lies that Kerry kept putting out there. At one point, Kerry made a statement, specifically denying saying that he'd EVER given a 6 month timeline for removing troops. Other than the fact that it was all over the headlines for several days as a way to prove that Kerry "has a plan" which the media was desperate to do, I was able to find NUMEROUS quotes of it from his interview on NPR in under 1 minute. The man opens his mouth and lies every time.

And then I turned on the morning spots and found they were gleefully orgasmic about the fact that Kerry didn't fall flat on his face. CNN had a crew of people watching Kerry doing fact checking and another watching Bush. During the immediate post-debate coverage, they asked the Bush guy. "Well, we watched and checked all his facts. The one glaring issue, Kerry brought up immediately." They were thrilled that they found something that, while true, Kerry believed was false, so they jumped on it. The guy in charge of watching Kerry rattled off 8 items as if they were nothing.

Kerry was VERY Clintonesque in at least one of his accusations. And Bush missed a great opportunity. Kerry jumped in and stuck both feet in his mouth when he said that Iraq had nothing to do with the War on Terror because the 9/11 commission concluded they had nothing to do with 9/11. Bush should have said "That's because it's a War on TERROR, not a War on 9/11."

Paul


10 posted on 10/01/2004 7:18:55 AM PDT by spacewarp (Visit the American Patriot Party and stay a while. http://www.patriotparty.us)
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To: spacewarp; Constitution Day; goldstategop; FreedomSurge; buzzsaw6; jokar; Weirdad; Taxman
I want to let everyone know about this great resource:

The ultimate John kerry Ad

Contains John Kerry's actual statements in his own voice covering both sides of major issues!

Turn your speakers up!

Just outstanding!!!


11 posted on 10/01/2004 11:11:15 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Snicket is his pen name; Daniel Handler is the writer of “A Series of Unfortunate Events,” a 13-volume series about the efforts of the evil Count Olaf to get his hands on the “enormous fortune” of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. The books are funny, serious, outrageous, educational, and exceptionally well written.

Thanks for the excellent writup and the above information. Might make some good Christmas gifts for my younger grandkids.

12 posted on 10/01/2004 11:13:19 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Ah Billybob,
I pondered what your response to the debates might be, remembering a past post of your personal experience with Kerry's debating style and form.
Low and behold what do I find? Lemony Snickett! Do I know the man? Well, I have a gaggle of girls and one particular LS fan who "suckered me" into the trek of a lifetime last fall. None other, a Snickett book signing.
We arrived at about 3pm. The line wasn't too bad and I made the choice (oh that choice) to sit up front and very close to the author, all along knowing they would start the signing from the back of the auditorium but worth the center stage experience.
Kept convincing myself this will go smoothly and yes quickly. Wrong!!! Two hours passed and we were still in our seats! It was 10pm before we made it to the author's table.
Hundreds before us and that tired man still had it in him to leave me feeling ...grateful for the honor of his encouraging presence.
Reminds me of our president. Hundreds of hugs, smiles and words of compassion to the battered folks in Florida before the debate and that tired man still had it in him to leave me feeling ...grateful for the honor of his encouraging presence.

All in all save the debate points for a club tally card. Kerry is a schmoozing talker, the President is a soothing talker.
As a mom I'll take soothing any day for I cannot be schmoozed (unless, it's one of my own Lemony Snickett fans and that man decides to come to our town with his new book...ugh)!
13 posted on 10/01/2004 11:27:38 AM PDT by califamily4W (One nation under God...!)
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To: califamily4W
Thank you for your reply. Your experience with this extraordinary writer confirms our reactions. Plain, simple and honest beats complex, slick and dubious every time. Well, almost every time. Thank you for your post.

Billybob

P.S. I have a personal reason, too, for liking Snicket/Handler. I am equally schizophrenic as Billybob/John. LOL.

14 posted on 10/01/2004 11:41:10 AM PDT by Congressman Billybob (Visit: www.ArmorforCongress.com please.)
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To: Congressman Billybob
The one point I will concede to Kerry’s handlers is that they broke him of the habit of pointing at people like Ichabod Crane, with his bony finger of doom as he recounted American “failures.”

Man, that is a great line! Your comments are tremendous.

15 posted on 10/01/2004 12:06:50 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: buzzsaw6

You know what's funny?....My wife and I didn't watch the debate (truth be told, we had a couple of friends over last night and we were actually in fervent prayer during the entire 90 minutes...we didn't wrap-up for another 30 minutes after the debate), but we could hear the *tone* of Kerry and Bush coming from the other room as our daughter watched the debate. Bush's tone was normal, like a neighbor talking to you over the fence. Kerry's tone was lecturey, ponderous, pompous, detached. I'm sure those distinctions weren't lost on most viewers.


16 posted on 10/01/2004 12:10:40 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: Congressman Billybob

My pleasure sir.

As I see this election Kerry is only the front thrust in my fear for this nation. The true blow comes from a protective liberal media.
There boy is a bubble bound candidate with millions in free media, who should have hit the ground for his past and present whacked out antics.
Yet, he floats along, leaving me to trust the American heart.
I'm confident my trust is well placed!


17 posted on 10/01/2004 12:25:42 PM PDT by califamily4W (One nation under God...!)
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To: goldstategop

Bush needs to not exhaust himself the days of the next debates. He also needs to stop reacting so damn emotionally whenever Kerry says his usual Michael Moore inspired talking points.


18 posted on 10/01/2004 3:59:50 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Congressman Billybob

btt


19 posted on 10/01/2004 8:15:07 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)
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To: Congressman Billybob

thank you, Congressman BillyBob...I felt for President Bush last night, trying his hardest to counter Kerry's lies..and how frustrated he was at the slick performance
to undermine President Bush's accomplishments. I have been feeling down over Kerry' supposed 'win' and felt the President, through slips and distractions, let Kerry off the hook...I am so worried about this country under a Kerry presidency and how this nation would suffer catastrophic losses under his watch..we are at the precipice looking down...and there is no going back...
there are so many people who hate this President and that is a powerful force...negative but powerful....it is so oppressive...


20 posted on 10/01/2004 10:15:44 PM PDT by scoastie
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