Posted on 09/30/2004 3:08:38 PM PDT by YankeeFan
Fox just reported that Kerry had a pre-debate manicure.
A manicure?
OMG. What a ...
He could get some butt lift too, I think they can inject fat to give his hindquarters a "saucy, sassy" look and garner the girly man vote. An earring would be nice too.
Isn't it insulting how these people thing that the American people will vote based on eyebrows? *grrrrr*
This is what Kerry really said when he swished to the podium and executed his fruit salute :
"I'm John Kerry and I'm Reporting for Beauty ! "
In addition to all Kerry's cosmetic make overs, we shouldn't forget the cosmetic procedure he had to shorten his jaw.
Of course, his campaign said the procedure was done because he had jaw pain from an old hockey injury.
Am I the only one who had to look up depilate?
oh my, I forgot about the colonic!
Fox also said that Kerry lives a lifestyle far removed from the average American, so commenting on his manicure isn't quite fair. They also commented on his everchanging appearance, however. And let us not forget Kerry never made a dime of this money he's spending like water. His senate salary doesn't even cover his haircuts. He's living off welfare, his wife's inheritance.
His long nails when he does that wimpass salute are truly disgusting.
How in hell does something like that be running for president....GOD HELP US.
Re your post #23. Massachusetts was once a proud state, now a prideful state. These two Icons tarnish the state's reputation.
Were it not for Harvard and bad pronunciation, Mass would have been just another Vermont.
You are too funny! Real men don't know about depilation unless of course they are Julius Caesar.
And hair plugs.
"Rainbo" perhaps?? He's a herosexual guy, ya' know.
I expect only one accessory on W. His flag lapel pin.
Comparing Kerry to a poodle has been Boortz's shtick for a long time - http://boortz.com/nuze/200409/09302004.html#whopper - is his latest mention - so I can't claim the credit for the comparison...
It's probably best for him to be all cleared out before he takes the stage with this man:
This thread is going to be a Freeper Classic...
Still laughing though, your line or not. Thanks for posting it and the link.
No, I spelled it as I intended as a play on nancyboy and a take on his tendency to waffle and call it nuance.
I admire your freeping at 81. do we have to tone down our language for you? somehow I think not!
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