Comparing Kerry to a poodle has been Boortz's shtick for a long time - http://boortz.com/nuze/200409/09302004.html#whopper - is his latest mention - so I can't claim the credit for the comparison...
Still laughing though, your line or not. Thanks for posting it and the link.
The "poodle" analogy is perfect ... and I will sleep well knowing that, if he is somehow elected, he will hardly ever poop on the oval office carpet.