You mean this one?
Posted on 09/30/2004 3:08:38 PM PDT by YankeeFan
Fox just reported that Kerry had a pre-debate manicure.
A manicure?
OMG. What a ...
You mean this one?
Hildy, everyone thinks it is a stitch and Susan Estrich even said it was a mistake. I know what you're saying and perhaps if Kerry hadn't had all the other obvious enhancement treatments it would be no big deal. It's not just the manicure, it's the where and when. He doesn't do anything serious!
It's not normal.
I don't know. Let him go bowling and I guarantee you by the end of the night, he'll be known around the alley as "Twinkle Toes".
Nah! President Bush will just clip his nails off with one of those little 99 cent pair of clippers, or perhaps just use his pocket knife like most real men do.
I'm sure John and TeRAYza have plenty of tips on French, like remember to scowl and pout a little before speaking.
Yo, Sen. Spitball. The Miss America pageant was LAST week.
You nailed it, thanks!
Or, in the poodle's case, a pair of these:
A girlieman-icure? That California Governor is some prophet.
a real man, before the most important event of his life, would get a haircut, polish his shoes, run a bit and probably have sex. Manicures and man tanning would not be on his list. Alto I have to remind yall that Caesar himself was depilated and liked his women to do it. Wonder if he had a depilation! And an almond scrub? Maybe a sea weed wrap. Then some aromatherapy.
"Bushier-browed candidates have lost the popular vote in the last four presidential elections, according to the nation's capital's experts on grooming. In a recent survey by Grooming Lounge, 92 percent of respondents say Senator John Kerry has the most pronounced 'eyebrows of mass destruction' of the two candidates. 'In order to prevent history from repeating itself, we believe Kerry needs to have his eyebrows groomed,' said Mike Gilman, co-founder of Grooming Lounge. 'We would recommend waxing or trimming them to reduce the furriness and give Kerry a better shot at winning over the public.' " Link
I didn't say never, I meant such an important event, most important event of his life that a man would even think of getting a "manicure".
Yes I know men who have manicures, but the men I know
would not think of this when such a major event was about to take place. Why not yesterday, or was it yesterday"
Just thinking.
Frannie
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Poodle. He's a poodle. Looks French, spends ungodly amounts of money on grooming, and is owned by a rich, white woman.
..I'm borrowing your line. Best of the day!!
I live just South of Downtown Miami. Anybody have an idea what hotel he is staying at????
I bet he had a coffee enema to go with that manicure.
Naw. He'll show up in fatigues, with his ribbons, a bandolier and his Chinese assault rifle.
Watch for the salute and "I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty".
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